Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Xavier Couturier by knockout (KO) in round 3.Match Monday, December 30, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Xavier Couturier!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Couturier clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Couturier hides behind his gloves.
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-Couturier attacks with a hook to the ribs, but misses.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 throws Couturier with an illegal kidney punch! This is unbelievable!
+Couturier tags Dorkness 1 with a flurry of nasty combinations to the stomach.
+Dorkness 1 connects with a pair of nasty punches to the eye.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a stinging sweeping right to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of punches to the temple. Couturier quickly recovers.
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Couturier with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
Dorkness 1 lands a brutal left uppercut and Couturier's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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Couturier struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a barrage of strong combinations to the eye.
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-Couturier paws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 covers himself well.
+Couturier punches Dorkness 1 with a right to the chest.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Couturier wakes up the fans with a hard hook to the solar plexus!!
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 22 of 34 punches, and Xavier Couturier landed 13 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-8
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-8
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Couturier doesn't even want to rest! He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody lip.
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Couturier clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 clocks Couturier with a pair of punches to the eye!
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+Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of shots to the jaw.
+Couturier hits Dorkness 1 with a volley of wild shots to the solar plexus.
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+Couturier throws a series of nasty blows to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a roundhouse to the temple, but flails uselessly.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of combinations to the temple.
Dorkness 1 lands a ferocious smash to the jaw and Couturier falls to the canvas!!
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Couturier struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkness 1 paws a volley of left combinations to the head, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 1 lashes out with a flurry of combinations to the jaw. Couturier shakes his head to clear it.
Dorkness 1 lands a bone crushing right punch in the nose and Couturier goes over backwards!!
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Couturier struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Couturier tries to land a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 blocks.
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+Dorkness 1 whacks Couturier with a volley of painful blows to the chin.
+Dorkness 1 attacks with a pair of stiff shots to the eye.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Couturier charges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 ties him up.
-Couturier attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 22 of 33 punches, and Xavier Couturier landed 4 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-7
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 20-15
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Couturier grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a bloody mouth.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Couturier clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of solid punches to the eye!!
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-Couturier launches a pair of combinations to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Couturier probes with a right uppercut to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 1 rocks Couturier with a commanding straight right to the jaw.
Dorkness 1 lands a tremendous right haymaker and Couturier lands flat on his back!!
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Couturier struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with a pair of loud shots to the mouth.
Dorkness 1 lands a terrific smash to the jaw and Couturier falls senseless!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Couturier is obviously tired. He has gash above the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken nose. He has a broken tooth.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-7
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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