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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom II defeated Lord of Shatterskull Pass by knockout (KO) in round 12.

Match Monday, December 30, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom II!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 98 pounds (44 kilograms) is Lord of Shatterskull Pass!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Lord backs up Straw with a series of punches to the nose.
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+Lord drills Straw with a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw. Straw grimaces in pain.
+Lord connects with a flurry of nice blows to the mouth.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attacks with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Straw tries to land a left straight right to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw annoys Lord with a off balance uppercut to the solar plexus. Lord sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Straw paws a barrage of shots to the ribs, but fails to score.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lord tosses a pair of heavy punches to the face.
+Lord shakes Straw with a barrage of light shots to the temple. Straw retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 9 of 26 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 21 of 24 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 10-9


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lord doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Lord whacks Straw with a barrage of vicious punches to the ribs!
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw fires a pair of solid punches to the ribs.
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-Straw paws a barrage of shots to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Lord connects with a flurry of furious shots to the ribs.
+Lord pops Straw with a pair of shots to the chest.
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-Straw throws a hook to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Lord takes charge with a off balance jab to the ribs.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord throws a pair of stiff punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 10 of 25 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 24 of 24 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 20-18


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lord doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Lord lashes out with a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus! Straw quickly recovers.
+Straw hits with a pair of stiff shots to the stomach!
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-Straw launches a pair of right punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Lord tosses a quick uppercut to the ribs.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord hits with a painful right to the chest.
+Lord pops Straw with a barrage of light punches to the chest.
+Straw smacks Lord with a roundhouse to the solar plexus.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but falls short.
+Lord annoys Straw with a flurry of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Straw is hurt!
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord wallops Straw with a left to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 11 of 24 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 31 of 31 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 30-27


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Straw throws a pair of left punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Straw hits Lord with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw tries a pair of blows to the stomach, but Lord ties him up.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord attacks with a pair of powerful punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 8 of 23 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 8 of 8 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 39-37


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Lord tries a volley of right shots to the chest, but Straw leaps aside.
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+Lord smashes Straw with a volley of quick punches to the ribs.
+Straw tosses a flurry of heavy shots to the solar plexus.
+Lord connects with a pair of blows to the stomach.
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+Straw drills Lord with a barrage of blows to the chest. Lord gets mad!
+Lord lands a pair of light punches to the stomach. Straw backpedals to his own corner.
+Straw punches Lord with a series of powerful shots to the solar plexus.
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+Straw pops Lord with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Lord jolts Straw with a pair of shots to the chest. Straw hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Lord annoys Straw with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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-Straw launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but Lord stays away from it.
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-Straw attacks with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters swap blows to the mouth.
-Straw throws a volley of left blows to the ribs, but Lord backs out of it.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 19 of 43 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 24 of 30 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 48-47


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Straw grazes Lord with a series of nice blows to the stomach.
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+Straw rocks Lord with a right to the chest. Lord sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw throws a barrage of right shots to the stomach, but Lord steps aside.
-Straw attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Lord ties him up.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw lashes out with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 17 of 43 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 8 of 8 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Straw attempts a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Lord tattoos Straw with a series of punches to the chest. Straw backpedals to his own corner.
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-Straw attempts a flurry of left shots to the chest, but loses his balance.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord fires a pair of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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+Lord wallops Straw with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw fires a volley of punches to the stomach.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw hammers Lord with a volley of stiff blows to the chest.
+Straw wallops Lord with a uppercut to the chest!
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-Straw probes with a barrage of right shots to the ribs, but Lord narrowly avoids it
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-Straw launches a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Straw slams Lord with a nasty jab to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 20 of 39 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 29 of 30 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 67-66


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Straw throws a flurry of stiff blows to the solar plexus!
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+Straw belts Lord with a series of punches to the stomach.
-Lord paws a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Straw escapes.
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+Lord grazes Straw with a series of punches to the solar plexus!
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+Lord pummels Straw with a barrage of heavy blows to the solar plexus.
+Lord tosses a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Lord thumps Straw with a flurry of glancing shots to the chest!!
-Straw throws a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Lord punches Straw with a series of light punches to the chest.
-Straw probes with a barrage of left punches to the ribs, but Lord covers himself well.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw tags Lord with a barrage of mean punches to the solar plexus. Lord retreats to the far corner.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters exchange shots to the chin.
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+Lord tosses a pair of loud punches to the ribs.
-Straw tries a volley of right blows to the solar plexus, but Lord beats a hasty retreat.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw attempts a flurry of left shots to the chest, but Lord ties him up.
+Lord attacks with a volley of blows to the ribs.
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+Straw hits Lord with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 18 of 44 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 32 of 40 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 77-75


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Lord is obviously tired.



ROUND 9

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Straw launches a uppercut to the chest, but Lord escapes.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw lunges with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Lord hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the temple.
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+Lord strikes with a pair of nice punches to the mouth.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lord pounds Straw with a flurry of nice punches to the face.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw launches a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but Lord hides behind his gloves.
+Straw belts Lord with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus! Lord ignores it.
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+Straw jars Lord with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Lord backs up Straw with a solid jab to the eye. Straw retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 15 of 39 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 16 of 26 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 86-85


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Lord is obviously tired.



ROUND 10

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Straw jars Lord with a flurry of strong punches to the ribs! Lord laughs!
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-Straw tries a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Lord covers himself well.
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+Lord pops Straw with a volley of painful punches to the face.
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+Lord hits with a volley of punches to the nose.
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-Straw throws a left uppercut to the stomach, but Lord blocks.
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+Straw hits Lord with a volley of punches to the ribs.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Lord tries to land a volley of punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Straw tattoos Lord with a straight right to the ribs.
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-Straw probes with a volley of right punches to the solar plexus, but Lord takes it in the forearms.
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-Straw probes with a series of punches to the ribs, but Lord leaps aside.
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+Lord punches Straw with a uppercut to the eye.
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+Lord pops Straw with a series of mean blows to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 19 of 41 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 23 of 33 punches.

Straw Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Lord is slowing down.



ROUND 11

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord thumps Straw with a off balance roundhouse to the chest. Straw doesn't seem bothered.
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+Lord pummels Straw with a flurry of shots to the mouth.
-Straw paws a series of right punches to the stomach, but Lord ducks.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw probes with a barrage of shots to the chest, but Lord covers himself well.
+Lord wallops Straw with a pair of stinging punches to the stomach.
+Lord pummels Straw with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Straw is hurt!
-Straw fires a left hook to the stomach, but to no avail.
+Lord hits with a painful left to the ribs.
+Lord lands a pair of punches to the nose!
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+Lord shakes Straw with a pair of powerful punches to the eye. Straw ignores it.
+Straw backs up Lord with a barrage of shots to the chest!
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+Straw tattoos Lord with a series of quick punches to the chest.
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-Lord throws a volley of right punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Lord hits with a flurry of commanding punches to the head.
+Straw smacks Lord with a flurry of nasty shots to the chest! Lord beats a hasty retreat.
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-Straw tries a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but Lord ties him up.
+Lord wallops Straw with a flurry of powerful punches to the solar plexus!! Straw sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Lord tattoos Straw with a flurry of off balance punches to the face.
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+Straw stuns Lord with a flurry of mean punches to the ribs.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lord hurts Straw with a hard right to the mouth.
+Lord grazes Straw with a mean left to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom II landed 21 of 40 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 60 of 73 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 105-104


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Lord is slowing down.



ROUND 12

Straw is brawling. (inside)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Straw belts Lord with a flurry of nasty punches to the eye!!
-Straw charges with a roundhouse to the eye, but Lord leaps aside.
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+Straw lashes out with a stiff left to the jaw!
Straw lands a blood spattering left uppercut and Lord's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Lord struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Lord tags Straw with a series of vicious punches to the chest.
+Lord attacks with a barrage of powerful punches to the head. Straw seems wobbly!
+Lord throws a pair of nice punches to the face.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the nose.
+Lord tosses a series of solid shots to the head.
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+Straw fires a series of loud blows to the chin.
Straw lands a quick hook and Lord goes over backwards!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Lord collapses limply onto his stool. He has cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 8: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 10: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 11: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 10: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 11: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9


Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 8: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 10: Straw Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 11: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9

Straw Dork Boom II wins by a knockout!