Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Taxman defeated Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall by unanimous decision: 39-37, 39-37, 39-37.Match Saturday, December 28, 2019In this corner, standing 9 feet and 2 inches (279 centimeters) tall weighing in at 788 pounds (357 kilograms) is Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 199 pounds (90 kilograms) is Taxman!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Taxman comes out fighting.
+Dodging pops Taxman with a flurry of powerful punches to the chin.
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+Dodging fires a series of punches to the nose.
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+Dodging wallops Taxman with a series of powerful punches to the jaw. Taxman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Taxman grazes Dodging with a pair of painful blows to the temple.
+Taxman connects with a cross to the nose.
+Taxman pokes Dodging with a barrage of nice punches to the nose.
+Dodging punches Taxman with a series of punches to the jaw.
+Dodging fires a volley of punches to the nose.
+Dodging attacks with a pair of heavy blows to the eye!! Taxman sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dodging annoys Taxman with a flurry of hard punches to the head. Taxman gets mad!
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-Taxman attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Taxman tags Dodging with a series of loud shots to the solar plexus.
-Taxman throws a series of punches to the head, but to no avail.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
+Taxman attacks with a pair of blows to the mouth!! Dodging laughs!
+Taxman lands a barrage of punches to the nose. Dodging gets mad!
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+Taxman hurts Dodging with a barrage of nasty shots to the nose.
+Taxman jars Dodging with a furious jab to the solar plexus. Dodging seems wobbly!
+Taxman attacks with a hook to the eye. Dodging doesn't notice.
+Dodging staggers Taxman with a pair of mean punches to the nose. Taxman laughs!
+Dodging lands a flurry of punches to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 36 of 37 punches, and Taxman landed 41 of 52 punches.
Taxman won the round 10-9
Taxman is winning the fight 10-9
Dodging doesn't want to stop fighting!
Taxman doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Taxman moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Taxman fires a barrage of quick punches to the chin.
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+Taxman tosses a barrage of hard punches to the chin!
-Taxman paws a pair of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
-Taxman throws a volley of punches to the face, but Dodging takes it in the forearms.
-Dodging probes with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Taxman backs out of it.
+Taxman grazes Dodging with a flurry of punches to the eye!
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+Dodging lands a right to the face.
+Taxman staggers Dodging with a barrage of strong punches to the head.
+Dodging annoys Taxman with a barrage of painful punches to the nose.
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+Taxman whacks Dodging with a series of punches to the chest.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
+Taxman smashes Dodging with a pair of punches to the nose.
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+Dodging nails Taxman with a stinging jab to the mouth!
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+Taxman fires a sweeping right to the chest.
+Dodging lands a volley of solid punches to the jaw.
+Taxman smashes Dodging with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw!
+Taxman lands a flurry of punches to the jaw. Dodging quickly recovers.
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+Taxman rocks Dodging with a barrage of stinging punches to the temple. Dodging shakes his head to clear it.
+Dodging lands a barrage of vicious punches to the eye.
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+Dodging strikes with a barrage of punches to the nose. Taxman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Taxman smacks Dodging with a pair of punches to the jaw!
+Taxman lashes out with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Taxman tags Dodging with a pair of punches to the ribs. Dodging sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Taxman tosses a series of mean punches to the eye. Dodging asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Taxman tries a series of left punches to the mouth, but Dodging ducks.
+Taxman attacks with a pair of punches to the chin.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 34 of 38 punches, and Taxman landed 69 of 99 punches.
Taxman won the round 10-9
Taxman is winning the fight 20-18
Dodging doesn't want to stop fighting!
Taxman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Taxman moves and jabs. (using the ring)
+Dodging lands a volley of stinging punches to the chin.
-Taxman attacks with a left jab to the head, but Dodging deftly avoits it.
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-Taxman lashes out with a series of right punches to the stomach, but Dodging escapes.
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+Taxman hits with a series of light punches to the nose.
+Dodging connects with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Taxman attacks with a series of punches to the head. Dodging covers up.
+Dodging jolts Taxman with a series of punches to the jaw. Taxman gets mad!
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+Taxman connects with a pair of commanding punches to the temple.
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+Dodging pops Taxman with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Taxman tags Dodging with a barrage of nice punches to the eye. Dodging beats a hasty retreat.
+Dodging whacks Taxman with a volley of punches to the chin.
+Dodging tosses a flurry of off balance punches to the head!
-Taxman tries to land a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Dodging deftly avoits it.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the chin.
+Taxman jolts Dodging with a volley of punches to the head!
+Taxman punches Dodging with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Taxman lashes out with a series of off balance punches to the face.
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+Taxman hits Dodging with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Dodging punches Taxman with a jab to the nose.
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-Taxman attempts a flurry of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Taxman tosses a barrage of light punches to the chin. Dodging shakes his head to clear it.
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-Taxman tries to land a volley of right punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
+Taxman jars Dodging with a volley of powerful punches to the stomach.
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-Taxman probes with a volley of left punches to the eye, but fails to score.
+Taxman rocks Dodging with a volley of nice punches to the jaw.
+Taxman jolts Dodging with a flurry of hard punches to the temple. Dodging hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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+Taxman smashes Dodging with a series of strong punches to the face. Dodging doesn't notice.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 39 of 40 punches, and Taxman landed 79 of 103 punches.
Taxman won the round 10-9
Taxman is winning the fight 30-27
Dodging doesn't want to stop fighting!
Taxman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 4
Dodging stays outside and uses his jab.
Taxman covers up.
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+Dodging grazes Taxman with a volley of nice shots to the mouth. Taxman grimaces in pain.
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-Dodging attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dodging grazes Taxman with a volley of furious punches to the head.
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+Dodging annoys Taxman with a uppercut to the chin.
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-Dodging paws a barrage of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Dodging throws a series of nasty punches to the chin.
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+Dodging solidly lands a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall landed 31 of 39 punches, and Taxman landed 4 of 9 punches.
Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall won the round 10-9
Taxman is winning the fight 39-37
Dodging doesn't want to stop fighting!
Taxman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Taxman 10-9
Round 2: Taxman 10-9
Round 3: Taxman 10-9
Round 4: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Total Score: Taxman 39-37
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Taxman 10-9
Round 2: Taxman 10-9
Round 3: Taxman 10-9
Round 4: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Total Score: Taxman 39-37
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Taxman 10-9
Round 2: Taxman 10-9
Round 3: Taxman 10-9
Round 4: Dodging Kenny's Battlin' Iguana Balis In The Hall 10-9
Total Score: Taxman 39-37
Taxman wins by decision!
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