Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated West Central Ohio Assassin X by knockout (KO) in round 4.Match Saturday, December 28, 2019In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 684 pounds (310 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 8 inches (173 centimeters) tall weighing in at 221 pounds (100 kilograms) is West Central Ohio Assassin X!!
The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.
ROUND 1
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Assassin X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Assassin X attempts a flurry of right shots to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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+Assassin X rocks Noodle with a straight right to the head. Noodle shakes his head to clear it.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Assassin X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle hits with a barrage of punches to the eye.
-Assassin X lashes out with a barrage of shots to the eye, but Noodle quickly backs away.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Assassin X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Assassin X pummels Noodle with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Assassin X pops Noodle with a series of punches to the mouth. Noodle laughs!
+Noodle hurts Assassin X with a strong cross to the eye.
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-Assassin X attempts a flurry of left punches to the temple, but Noodle covers himself well.
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-Assassin X tries a barrage of left shots to the nose, but falls short.
+Noodle lands a series of punches to the stomach. Assassin X seems wobbly!
Noodle tries to attack, but Assassin X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle tags Assassin X with a barrage of mean punches to the eye.
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-Assassin X probes with a volley of right punches to the head, but Noodle quickly backs away.
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+Noodle pummels Assassin X with a flurry of punches to the chin! Assassin X laughs!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
+Assassin X smacks Noodle with a volley of punches to the face. Noodle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Noodle tries to attack, but Assassin X hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Noodle jolts Assassin X with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
-Assassin X paws a pair of blows to the eye, but only hits air.
+Assassin X clocks Noodle with a commanding hook to the jaw.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 53 of 59 punches, and West Central Ohio Assassin X landed 25 of 60 punches.
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 10-9
Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!
Assassin X doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Assassin X clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Noodle hammers Assassin X with a flurry of furious shots to the temple.
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+Noodle lands a pair of punches to the stomach!
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+Noodle punches Assassin X with a volley of powerful blows to the chest.
+Noodle tosses a series of stiff punches to the face. Assassin X retreats to the far corner.
+Noodle slams Assassin X with a flurry of stinging punches to the mouth.
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+Noodle strikes with a barrage of strong punches to the solar plexus. Assassin X sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Assassin X paws a volley of shots to the nose, but Noodle ducks just in time.
+Assassin X lands a hook to the face.
-Assassin X charges with a right cross to the jaw, but Noodle ties him up.
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+Assassin X thumps Noodle with a volley of light blows to the face! Noodle covers up.
+Noodle thumps Assassin X with a volley of stiff punches to the nose.
+Noodle thumps Assassin X with a vicious uppercut to the face. Assassin X falls against the ropes!
+Noodle solidly lands a nice cross to the stomach. Assassin X sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Noodle fires a flurry of painful punches to the temple.
-Assassin X paws a volley of right shots to the jaw, but Noodle escapes.
-Assassin X paws a barrage of shots to the temple, but Noodle blocks.
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-Assassin X lunges with a barrage of shots to the face, but falls short.
+Assassin X takes charge with a hook to the temple!
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Noodle tries to attack, but Assassin X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Noodle tries to attack, but Assassin X hangs on until the referee separates them.
Noodle tries to attack, but Assassin X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Noodle tries to attack, but Assassin X hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Assassin X pounds Noodle with a stiff hook to the temple. Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
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+Noodle solidly lands a volley of loud punches to the mouth. Assassin X quickly recovers.
+Noodle throws a flurry of punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 56 of 56 punches, and West Central Ohio Assassin X landed 25 of 56 punches.
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 20-18
Noodle doesn't even want to rest!
Assassin X remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 3
Noodle stays outside and uses his jab.
Assassin X is brawling. (inside)
+Assassin X hits with a nasty hook to the nose!!
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+Assassin X hits Noodle with a barrage of nice punches to the mouth.
+Noodle smacks Assassin X with a jab to the jaw!
+Noodle punches Assassin X with a barrage of off balance punches to the head. Assassin X quickly recovers.
Noodle lands a resounding left hook and Assassin X drops like a stone!!
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Assassin X struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Noodle hits with a volley of punches to the face. Assassin X seems wobbly!
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+Noodle tags Assassin X with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Assassin X tries a volley of right punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Assassin X attacks with a series of right punches to the eye, but misses.
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-Assassin X paws a volley of right blows to the head, but only hits air.
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+ The fighters exchange blows to the chin.
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+Noodle tags Assassin X with a flurry of glancing punches to the eye!!
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-Assassin X charges with a series of punches to the temple, but Noodle covers himself well.
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+Assassin X nails Noodle with a hook to the face. Noodle laughs!
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+Noodle fires a left to the ribs!
+Noodle staggers Assassin X with a roundhouse to the head.
+Noodle wallops Assassin X with a flurry of commanding punches to the head.
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+Noodle drills Assassin X with a series of furious punches to the eye.
+Assassin X throws a series of shots to the mouth.
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+Noodle hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Noodle shakes Assassin X with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Noodle clocks Assassin X with a series of nasty punches to the chin. Assassin X falls against the ropes!
+Noodle annoys Assassin X with a pair of wild punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 54 of 55 punches, and West Central Ohio Assassin X landed 17 of 41 punches.
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-8
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt is winning the fight 30-26
Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Assassin X is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 4
Noodle is using the ring. (using the ring)
Assassin X is a raging bull!. (all-out)
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-Assassin X probes with a volley of left punches to the face, but misses completely.
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+Noodle catches Assassin X with a series of quick punches to the face.
+Noodle stuns Assassin X with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye. Assassin X hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Assassin X punches Noodle with a volley of glancing punches to the mouth.
Assassin X lands a cruel right smash to the jaw and Noodle goes over backwards!!
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Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Assassin X launches a flurry of right uppercuts to the temple, but loses his balance.
+Assassin X attacks with a left to the eye.
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+Noodle throws a series of punches to the chin.
Noodle lands a slow motion blow to the head and Assassin X's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!
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He's Out!
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Noodle is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
Assassin X can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-8
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 2: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Round 3: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-8
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a knockout!
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