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(Cruiserweight) Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII defeated Imwith Stupid by technical knockout (TKO) in round 8.

Match Saturday, December 28, 2019

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 194 pounds (88 kilograms) is Imwith Stupid!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 11 inches (150 centimeters) tall weighing in at 199 pounds (90 kilograms) is Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Stupid strikes with a wild jab to the face.
+Stupid pummels Rubenesque with a straight right to the temple.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rubenesque throws a pair of shots to the jaw.
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-Rubenesque probes with a flurry of left punches to the eye, but Stupid leaps aside.
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+Rubenesque belts Stupid with a series of mean shots to the temple!
+Stupid thumps Rubenesque with a flurry of furious combinations to the jaw. Rubenesque laughs!
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+Stupid connects with a series of painful combinations to the temple.
Stupid lands a tremendous left hook and Rubenesque staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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Rubenesque struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Rubenesque hits with a nice uppercut to the jaw.
Rubenesque lands a decisive left hook and Stupid goes down!!

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Stupid struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Rubenesque tosses Stupid with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Rubenesque throws a flurry of right punches to the temple, but comes up empty.
+Stupid backs up Rubenesque with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Rubenesque attacks with a series of nasty shots to the jaw.
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+Stupid pummels Rubenesque with a volley of light combinations to the chin.
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+Stupid throws a pair of strong shots to the chin.
+Rubenesque attacks with a flurry of powerful shots to the mouth.
Rubenesque lands a cruel left blow to the temple and Stupid falls to the canvas!!

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Stupid struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Rubenesque connects with a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Stupid takes charge with a barrage of furious punches to the head.
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+Stupid nails Rubenesque with a series of punches to the eye.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stupid hammers Rubenesque with a pair of punches to the face. Rubenesque sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Imwith Stupid landed 32 of 33 punches, and Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII landed 12 of 24 punches.

Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII won the round 10-9

Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII is winning the fight 10-9


Stupid doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a broken tooth.

Rubenesque doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the right eye.



ROUND 2

Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Stupid attacks with a volley of combinations to the eye.
-Rubenesque probes with a series of left shots to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stupid thumps Rubenesque with a commanding combination to the nose.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stupid shakes Rubenesque with a uppercut to the temple.
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+Stupid backs up Rubenesque with a combination to the head.
Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rubenesque pokes Stupid with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
+Stupid grazes Rubenesque with a pair of combinations to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Imwith Stupid landed 27 of 32 punches, and Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII landed 8 of 15 punches.

Imwith Stupid won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Stupid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a broken tooth.

Rubenesque doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut below the right eye.



ROUND 3

Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Rubenesque charges with a series of left shots to the solar plexus, but Stupid steps aside.
-Rubenesque tries a pair of shots to the solar plexus, but Stupid leaps aside.
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+Stupid hits with a furious combination to the chin.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stupid shakes Rubenesque with a volley of punches to the head!
+Stupid tosses a series of combinations to the nose.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Rubenesque tosses a roundhouse to the stomach.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Stupid punches Rubenesque with a pair of punches to the nose! Rubenesque sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Stupid lashes out with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Rubenesque escapes.
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+Rubenesque smacks Stupid with a wild sweeping right to the chest. Stupid sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Imwith Stupid landed 23 of 33 punches, and Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII landed 13 of 24 punches.

Imwith Stupid won the round 10-9

Imwith Stupid is winning the fight 29-28


Stupid grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a broken tooth.

Rubenesque remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has a broken nose.



ROUND 4

Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rubenesque tosses a flurry of shots to the chest.
-Rubenesque probes with a left straight right to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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-Rubenesque probes with a volley of left blows to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stupid hits with a pair of punches to the temple.
+Stupid hammers Rubenesque with a volley of combinations to the head. Rubenesque laughs!
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-Stupid attacks with a pair of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stupid lashes out with a volley of combinations to the head, but Rubenesque leaps aside.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stupid nails Rubenesque with a flurry of mean punches to the head.
+Rubenesque throws a series of painful punches to the ribs.
+Stupid pops Rubenesque with a volley of light combinations to the nose!!
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+Stupid drills Rubenesque with a volley of blows to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Imwith Stupid landed 21 of 30 punches, and Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII landed 12 of 24 punches.

Imwith Stupid won the round 10-9

Imwith Stupid is winning the fight 39-37


Stupid is slowing down. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a broken tooth.

Rubenesque remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has a broken nose.



ROUND 5

Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Stupid hits with a pair of light punches to the head.
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+Stupid wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the face. Rubenesque is hurt!
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+Stupid clocks Rubenesque with a wild uppercut to the face.
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+Rubenesque fires a volley of nasty punches to the ribs!
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+Rubenesque staggers Stupid with a series of wild punches to the solar plexus. Stupid hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stupid attempts a combination to the chin, but fails to score.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Rubenesque lashes out with a volley of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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-Rubenesque attacks with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Stupid covers himself well.
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+Rubenesque suprises Stupid with a flurry of shots to the ribs.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.

Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Stupid shakes Rubenesque with a pair of combinations to the temple!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Imwith Stupid landed 19 of 30 punches, and Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII landed 17 of 31 punches.

Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII won the round 10-9

Imwith Stupid is winning the fight 48-47


Stupid looks exhausted. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a broken tooth.

Rubenesque grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has a broken nose.



ROUND 6

Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Rubenesque staggers Stupid with a flurry of glancing blows to the ribs.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stupid lashes out with a series of punches to the head, but Rubenesque covers himself well.
-Rubenesque tries a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Stupid shakes Rubenesque with a barrage of painful combinations to the nose.
Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Rubenesque pokes Stupid with a series of furious blows to the solar plexus!!
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+Rubenesque clocks Stupid with a pair of stiff combinations to the stomach. Stupid backpedals to his own corner.
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+Stupid strikes with a barrage of combinations to the jaw. Rubenesque hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Rubenesque throws a pair of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
+Rubenesque drills Stupid with a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus. Stupid sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Stupid smashes Rubenesque with a volley of glancing punches to the face!
+Stupid tags Rubenesque with a heavy jab to the mouth.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Imwith Stupid landed 17 of 35 punches, and Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII landed 21 of 32 punches.

Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Stupid collapses limply onto his stool. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a broken tooth.

Rubenesque grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has a broken nose.



ROUND 7

Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Stupid fires a flurry of combinations to the head, but Rubenesque beats a hasty retreat.
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+Rubenesque nails Stupid with a furious uppercut to the stomach.
+Rubenesque wakes up the fans with a barrage of light punches to the ribs.
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+Stupid lashes out with a series of loud punches to the nose!!
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Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stupid annoys Rubenesque with a flurry of nasty combinations to the face.
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-Rubenesque fires a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Stupid narrowly avoids it
+Stupid throws a flurry of stiff combinations to the face. Rubenesque sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Stupid attempts a cross to the chin, but Rubenesque covers himself well.
+Rubenesque throws a flurry of quick shots to the solar plexus.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Stupid attacks with a pair of combinations to the chin, but Rubenesque escapes.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Imwith Stupid landed 13 of 33 punches, and Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII landed 18 of 26 punches.

Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII won the round 10-9

Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII is winning the fight 67-66


Stupid can't remember which corner is his. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken jaw.

Rubenesque remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has a broken nose.



ROUND 8

Stupid tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Stupid launches a barrage of left combinations to the jaw, but Rubenesque escapes.
Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stupid hits with a quick combination to the mouth!
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+Rubenesque pokes Stupid with a volley of blows to the chest.
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+Rubenesque hits with a commanding straight right to the stomach.
Stupid tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Rubenesque hits Stupid with a series of punches to the chest. Stupid grimaces in pain.
Rubenesque lands a sudden punch in the nose and Stupid is knocked out of the ring!!

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Stupid struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Rubenesque backs up Stupid with a series of punches to the solar plexus. Rubenesque smells a knockout -- he's pounding away! Stupid's arms hang limply at his sides. The Referee stops the fight!
Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Stupid can't remember which corner is his. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose. He has a broken jaw.

Rubenesque remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has a broken nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII 10-9
Round 2: Imwith Stupid 10-9
Round 3: Imwith Stupid 10-9
Round 4: Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII 10-9
Round 5: Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII 10-9
Round 6: Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII 10-9
Round 7: Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII 10-9
Round 2: Imwith Stupid 10-9
Round 3: Imwith Stupid 10-9
Round 4: Imwith Stupid 10-9
Round 5: Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII 10-9
Round 6: Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII 10-9
Round 7: Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII 10-9
Round 2: Imwith Stupid 10-9
Round 3: Imwith Stupid 10-9
Round 4: Imwith Stupid 10-9
Round 5: Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII 10-9
Round 6: Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII 10-9
Round 7: Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII 10-9

Rubenesque P Rotundson XIII wins by a technical knockout!