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(Middleweight) Middle Dork Boom II defeated Lanky Lawrence by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Friday, December 27, 2019

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 2 inches (188 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Lanky Lawrence!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Middle Dork Boom II!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Lawrence is using the ring. (using the ring)
Middle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Lawrence fires a barrage of stiff punches to the temple.
+Lawrence jars Middle with a pair of glancing punches to the nose.
Lawrence tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Middle attempts a flurry of shots to the chest, but Lawrence escapes.
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Lawrence tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lawrence tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lawrence tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lawrence throws a cross to the nose.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
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+Lawrence takes charge with a series of punches to the mouth!! Middle ignores it.
+Middle jars Lawrence with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
+Middle grazes Lawrence with a volley of commanding shots to the solar plexus!!
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+Middle attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Lawrence punches Middle with a uppercut to the mouth. Middle grimaces in pain.
+Lawrence attacks with a powerful jab to the nose!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lanky Lawrence landed 32 of 34 punches, and Middle Dork Boom II landed 16 of 23 punches.

Lanky Lawrence won the round 10-9

Lanky Lawrence is winning the fight 10-9


Lawrence doesn't even want to rest!

Middle doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Lawrence is using the ring. (using the ring)
Middle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Lawrence slams Middle with a volley of hard punches to the stomach.
+Lawrence nails Middle with a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach.
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Lawrence tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lawrence tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lawrence tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle connects with a barrage of solid shots to the stomach.
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+Lawrence hits with a pair of nice punches to the solar plexus. Middle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Middle fires a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Middle lashes out with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Lawrence steps aside and laughs.
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+Lawrence hits with a pair of shots to the stomach.
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+Middle grazes Lawrence with a barrage of stinging shots to the chest. Lawrence sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Lawrence thumps Middle with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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+Lawrence hits with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Lawrence hits with a light straight right to the chest. Middle sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lanky Lawrence landed 33 of 33 punches, and Middle Dork Boom II landed 18 of 24 punches.

Middle Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Lawrence remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Middle doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Lawrence is using the ring. (using the ring)
Middle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Lawrence tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lawrence annoys Middle with a jab to the ribs.
+Middle scores with a pair of quick punches to the stomach.
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+Middle fires a heavy roundhouse to the chest. Lawrence hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Lawrence belts Middle with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Middle doesn't notice.
+Lawrence whacks Middle with a heavy roundhouse to the ribs. Middle backpedals to his own corner.
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+Lawrence attacks with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Lawrence hammers Middle with a barrage of hard punches to the solar plexus.
-Middle paws a series of left punches to the chest, but Lawrence escapes.
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+Lawrence lashes out with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Middle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Lawrence tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lawrence tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lawrence annoys Middle with a light roundhouse to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lanky Lawrence landed 33 of 33 punches, and Middle Dork Boom II landed 16 of 26 punches.

Lanky Lawrence won the round 10-9

Lanky Lawrence is winning the fight 29-28


Lawrence grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Middle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Lawrence is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Middle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Middle scores with a volley of solid punches to the chest.
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Lawrence tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Middle throws a barrage of blows to the stomach, but misses completely.
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Lawrence tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle catches Lawrence with a barrage of nice shots to the solar plexus.
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-Middle attacks with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Middle hurts Lawrence with a barrage of quick blows to the chest.
+Middle hits with a off balance straight right to the solar plexus. Lawrence shakes his head to clear it.
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+Middle pops Lawrence with a flurry of strong blows to the ribs. Lawrence doesn't notice.
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+Lawrence hurts Middle with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Middle quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lanky Lawrence landed 8 of 8 punches, and Middle Dork Boom II landed 21 of 30 punches.

Middle Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Lawrence grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Middle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Lawrence is using the ring. (using the ring)
Middle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Middle probes with a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Lawrence lands a pair of shots to the ribs.
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+Lawrence throws a volley of nasty punches to the chest.
+Lawrence solidly lands a series of punches to the solar plexus. Middle doesn't notice.
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+Middle tosses a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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Lawrence tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
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+Middle pokes Lawrence with a series of commanding blows to the ribs.
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+Middle pops Lawrence with a barrage of furious blows to the ribs.
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+Middle annoys Lawrence with a flurry of wild punches to the ribs.
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+Lawrence hits with a volley of punches to the ribs.
+Lawrence hits with a series of painful punches to the stomach.
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Lawrence tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Lanky Lawrence landed 26 of 31 punches, and Middle Dork Boom II landed 25 of 35 punches.

Middle Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Middle Dork Boom II is winning the fight 48-47


Lawrence is obviously tired.

Middle doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Lawrence is using the ring. (using the ring)
Middle is a raging bull!. (all-out)

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+Lawrence hits with a flurry of loud punches to the ribs!
+Middle slams Lawrence with a flurry of uppercuts to the eye.
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+Middle lands a volley of roundhouses to the chin!
Middle lands a terrific right blow to the head and Lawrence is knocked down!!

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Lawrence struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Lawrence annoys Middle with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach.
+Lawrence wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Middle jolts Lawrence with a barrage of solid punches to the face! Lawrence grimaces in pain.
Middle lands a sudden left smash to the jaw and Lawrence goes over backwards!!

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Lawrence struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Middle annoys Lawrence with a series of hard hooks to the temple.
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+Middle hits Lawrence with a hard left to the face.
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+Lawrence hits with a volley of wild punches to the stomach.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
+Middle pummels Lawrence with a flurry of painful crosses to the temple. Lawrence grimaces in pain.
+Lawrence throws a pair of punches to the chest.
+Middle annoys Lawrence with a pair of shots to the temple.
+Middle staggers Lawrence with a pair of wild crosses to the mouth. Lawrence sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Middle catches Lawrence with a pair of stinging punches to the nose.
+Middle hits Lawrence with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Lawrence whacks Middle with a volley of nice punches to the chest. Middle seems wobbly!
+Middle thumps Lawrence with a flurry of shots to the eye.
Middle lands a beautiful haymaker and Lawrence's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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He's Out!
Middle Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Lawrence collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has a bloody nose.

Middle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lanky Lawrence 10-9
Round 2: Lanky Lawrence 10-9
Round 3: Lanky Lawrence 10-9
Round 4: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Lanky Lawrence 10-9
Round 3: Lanky Lawrence 10-9
Round 4: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lanky Lawrence 10-9
Round 2: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 3: Lanky Lawrence 10-9
Round 4: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9

Middle Dork Boom II wins by a knockout!