Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Feather Dork Boom II defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by knockout (KO) in round 12.Match Wednesday, December 25, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 121 pounds (55 kilograms) is Feather Dork Boom II!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Dorkness 5 tags Feather with a flurry of wild combinations to the nose.
Dorkness 5 lands a cruel blow to the temple and Feather is knocked off his feet!!
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Feather struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Feather wakes up the fans with a series of nice blows to the eye.
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+Feather backs up Dorkness 5 with a barrage of commanding combinations to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 5 jolts Feather with a barrage of nice punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 5 hammers Feather with a barrage of punches to the nose.
Dorkness 5 lands a slow motion right smash to the jaw and Feather's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Feather struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 shakes Feather with a bite to the ear! Boo! Boo!
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-Feather tries to land a flurry of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 5 solidly lands a flurry of combinations to the chin.
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+Feather annoys Dorkness 5 with a flurry of mean combinations to the jaw.
Feather lands a decisive blow to the head and Dorkness 5 is knocked off his feet!!
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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Feather takes charge with Dorkness 5 with a low blow! This is unbelievable!
+Dorkness 5 throws a flurry of combinations to the nose.
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-Feather tries to land a volley of left shots to the eye, but Dorkness 5 quickly backs away.
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+Feather throws a volley of vicious punches to the eye.
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+Dorkness 5 throws a barrage of strong combinations to the chin. Feather laughs!
+Dorkness 5 clocks Feather with a volley of light combinations to the mouth.
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+Feather smashes Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the head.
Feather lands a devestating left blow to the head and Dorkness 5 drops like a stone!!
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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Feather jars Dorkness 5 with a series of stinging combinations to the jaw. Dorkness 5 retreats to the far corner.
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+Dorkness 5 belts Feather with a flurry of mean combinations to the jaw.
+Feather takes charge with a barrage of quick combinations to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Feather Dork Boom II landed 20 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 27 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-9
Feather doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Feather throws a pair of commanding combinations to the ribs.
+Dorkness 5 pounds Feather with a flurry of heavy shots to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a volley of blows to the ribs.
-Dorkness 5 lunges with a left cross to the solar plexus, but Feather blocks.
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-Feather probes with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 ducks.
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-Feather attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 steps aside and laughs.
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-Feather tries to land a series of left combinations to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 steps aside.
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+Feather thumps Dorkness 5 with a flurry of hard combinations to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 5 backs up Feather with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Feather Dork Boom II landed 16 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 14 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 20-18
Feather doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Feather throws a series of combinations to the chest, but Dorkness 5 blocks.
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+Feather punches Dorkness 5 with a glancing combination to the ribs!! Dorkness 5 laughs!
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+Feather hits with a series of strong punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 5 launches a pair of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 5 tags Feather with a barrage of off balance combinations to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Feather attacks with a barrage of combinations to the chest. Dorkness 5 falls against the ropes!
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-Feather throws a right to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Dorkness 5 pummels Feather with a series of furious combinations to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Feather Dork Boom II landed 17 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 12 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 30-27
Feather remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
-Feather paws a left left to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 ducks.
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+Dorkness 5 attacks with a flurry of powerful combinations to the ribs.
+Dorkness 5 tattoos Feather with a flurry of combinations to the stomach.
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-Feather probes with a volley of combinations to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Feather pummels Dorkness 5 with a barrage of punches to the ribs!
+Feather tosses a flurry of nice shots to the chest.
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+Feather stuns Dorkness 5 with a right to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Feather Dork Boom II landed 16 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 18 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 40-36
Feather grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Dorkness 5 is obviously tired.
ROUND 5
Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Dorkness 5 annoys Feather with a flurry of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 5 jolts Feather with a flurry of stinging combinations to the stomach.
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-Feather launches a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 covers himself well.
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+Feather suprises Dorkness 5 with a pair of wild combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 5 scores with a series of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
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-Feather throws a pair of blows to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 ties him up.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a left jab to the stomach, but misses.
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+Feather clocks Dorkness 5 with a series of light combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Feather paws a series of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Feather Dork Boom II landed 17 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 16 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 50-45
Feather grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Dorkness 5 is obviously tired.
ROUND 6
Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a flurry of loud combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Feather lunges with a pair of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Feather tries a pair of left combinations to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Feather lunges with a roundhouse to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 narrowly avoids it
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+Feather scores with a series of nasty combinations to the ribs. Dorkness 5 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dorkness 5 tattoos Feather with a series of mean combinations to the ribs.
-Dorkness 5 throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Feather punches Dorkness 5 with a flurry of combinations to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Feather Dork Boom II landed 13 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 17 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 60-54
Feather grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Dorkness 5 is slowing down.
ROUND 7
Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a flurry of furious combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Feather hits with a pair of vicious combinations to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 5 tries a pair of punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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-Feather probes with a volley of combinations to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 ducks.
+Feather wakes up the fans with a painful roundhouse to the stomach.
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-Feather probes with a right left to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Feather lunges with a volley of combinations to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Dorkness 5 probes with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Feather backs out of it.
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+Dorkness 5 stuns Feather with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Feather Dork Boom II landed 15 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 12 of 23 punches.
Feather Dork Boom II won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 69-64
Feather is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Dorkness 5 looks exhausted.
ROUND 8
Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Feather grazes Dorkness 5 with a roundhouse to the ribs.
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+Feather connects with a jab to the ribs. Dorkness 5 is hurt!
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-Feather launches a volley of right combinations to the stomach, but he's too slow.
+Feather smashes Dorkness 5 with a pair of heavy combinations to the solar plexus. Dorkness 5 is hurt!
-Dorkness 5 attempts a barrage of right blows to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a flurry of combinations to the stomach, but Feather steps aside.
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-Feather probes with a barrage of left combinations to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Feather fires a volley of left combinations to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 5 shakes Feather with a light cross to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Feather Dork Boom II landed 14 of 34 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 12 of 23 punches.
Feather Dork Boom II won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 78-74
Feather is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Dorkness 5 looks exhausted.
ROUND 9
Feather is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Feather backs up Dorkness 5 with a barrage of painful punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 5 launches a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
-Feather launches a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 deftly avoits it.
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+Feather punches Dorkness 5 with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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-Feather fires a pair of punches to the chest, but Dorkness 5 steps aside.
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+Dorkness 5 attacks with a nice jab to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 5 paws a flurry of blows to the solar plexus, but Feather steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkness 5 slams Feather with a barrage of quick combinations to the chest!
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-Feather attempts a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Feather fires a pair of stiff punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Feather Dork Boom II landed 16 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 26 punches.
Feather Dork Boom II won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 87-84
Feather is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Dorkness 5 collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 10
Feather is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 5 throws a cross to the chest, but Feather stays away from it.
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-Feather probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a jab to the solar plexus, but Feather ducks just in time.
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+Feather tags Dorkness 5 with a series of quick punches to the ribs.
-Dorkness 5 attempts a volley of blows to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Feather probes with a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 covers himself well.
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+Feather takes charge with a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 5 pops Feather with a volley of nice combinations to the chest. Feather laughs!
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+Feather smashes Dorkness 5 with a volley of nasty punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Feather Dork Boom II landed 18 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 9 of 25 punches.
Feather Dork Boom II won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 96-94
Feather is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Dorkness 5 collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 11
Feather is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Feather attacks with a flurry of left combinations to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 blocks.
-Dorkness 5 probes with a barrage of combinations to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Feather probes with a series of combinations to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 5 thumps Feather with a series of hard combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 5 paws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but Feather steps aside and laughs.
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+Feather throws a mean left to the ribs. Dorkness 5 doesn't notice.
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+Feather throws a flurry of light punches to the ribs. Dorkness 5 gets mad!
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+Feather drills Dorkness 5 with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Dorkness 5 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Feather Dork Boom II landed 19 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 8 of 24 punches.
Feather Dork Boom II won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 105-104
Feather grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Dorkness 5 receives medical attention from his trainer.
ROUND 12
Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 5 backs up Feather with a head butt! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
+Feather attacks with a flurry of heavy punches to the head.
+Feather annoys Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the face.
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+Feather whacks Dorkness 5 with a series of combinations to the eye.
Feather lands a thundering smash to the jaw and Dorkness 5 goes down!!
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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Feather tosses a flurry of combinations to the nose.
Feather lands a sudden blow to the temple and Dorkness 5 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Feather tags Dorkness 5 with a flurry of painful combinations to the eye.
Feather lands a powerful right punch in the nose and Dorkness 5 falls senseless!!
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TEN
He's Out!
Feather Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Feather grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.
Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Feather Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 8: Feather Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 9: Feather Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 10: Feather Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 11: Feather Dork Boom II 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Feather Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 8: Feather Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 9: Feather Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 10: Feather Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 11: Feather Dork Boom II 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Feather Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 8: Feather Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 9: Feather Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 10: Feather Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 11: Feather Dork Boom II 10-9
Feather Dork Boom II wins by a knockout!
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