Public Fight Report
(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated BB Slugger From Hell XII by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.Match Wednesday, December 18, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 115 pounds (52 kilograms) is BB Slugger From Hell XII!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Bb Slugger From Hell Xii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Slugger From Hell Xii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 4 pummels Bb Slugger From Hell Xii with a pair of solid shots to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Slugger From Hell Xii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bb Slugger From Hell Xii lands a pair of off balance blows to the chin.
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Bb Slugger From Hell Xii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bb Slugger From Hell Xii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Slugger From Hell Xii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Slugger From Hell Xii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a uppercut to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 4 stuns Bb Slugger From Hell Xii with a hook to the chest!!
+Dorkness 4 tosses a uppercut to the solar plexus.
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Bb Slugger From Hell Xii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bb Slugger From Hell Xii clocks Dorkness 4 with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
Bb Slugger From Hell Xii lands a powerful smash to the jaw and Dorkness 4 is knocked down!!
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Dorkness 4 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Bb Slugger From Hell Xii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bb Slugger From Hell Xii smashes Dorkness 4 with a nasty uppercut to the mouth. Dorkness 4 ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
BB Slugger From Hell XII landed 18 of 22 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 14 of 24 punches.
BB Slugger From Hell XII won the round 10-8
BB Slugger From Hell XII is winning the fight 10-8
Bb Slugger From Hell Xii doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the right eye.
Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Bb Slugger From Hell Xii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Slugger From Hell Xii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bb Slugger From Hell Xii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a cross to the ribs!
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Bb Slugger From Hell Xii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bb Slugger From Hell Xii throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 4 takes it in the forearms.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Slugger From Hell Xii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 punches Bb Slugger From Hell Xii with a flurry of strong punches to the stomach.
Bb Slugger From Hell Xii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Slugger From Hell Xii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bb Slugger From Hell Xii wakes up the fans with a pair of loud shots to the chest. Dorkness 4 falls against the ropes!
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+Bb Slugger From Hell Xii smashes Dorkness 4 with a barrage of blows to the ribs. Dorkness 4 gets mad!
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Slugger From Hell Xii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Slugger From Hell Xii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bb Slugger From Hell Xii pummels Dorkness 4 with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
BB Slugger From Hell XII landed 19 of 26 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 13 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
BB Slugger From Hell XII is winning the fight 19-18
Bb Slugger From Hell Xii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the right eye.
Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Bb Slugger From Hell Xii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Bb Slugger From Hell Xii hits with Dorkness 4 with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 4 suprises Bb Slugger From Hell Xii with a right to the chest.
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Bb Slugger From Hell Xii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Slugger From Hell Xii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bb Slugger From Hell Xii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Slugger From Hell Xii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bb Slugger From Hell Xii pokes Dorkness 4 with a flurry of furious shots to the chest.
Bb Slugger From Hell Xii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Slugger From Hell Xii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Slugger From Hell Xii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 lands a right to the solar plexus.
Bb Slugger From Hell Xii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bb Slugger From Hell Xii hits Dorkness 4 with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 4 lunges with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Bb Slugger From Hell Xii quickly backs away.
BELL
According to the commentator:
BB Slugger From Hell XII landed 15 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 13 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Bb Slugger From Hell Xii is obviously tired. He has cut below the right eye.
Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Bb Slugger From Hell Xii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
+Dorkness 4 rocks Bb Slugger From Hell Xii with a flurry of heavy shots to the stomach. Bb Slugger From Hell Xii beats a hasty retreat.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Slugger From Hell Xii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Slugger From Hell Xii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a series of left punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 4 charges with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Bb Slugger From Hell Xii steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkness 4 drills Bb Slugger From Hell Xii with a barrage of strong blows to the stomach.
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+Bb Slugger From Hell Xii hurts Dorkness 4 with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Slugger From Hell Xii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 belts Bb Slugger From Hell Xii with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
Bb Slugger From Hell Xii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bb Slugger From Hell Xii launches a pair of shots to the ribs, but Dorkness 4 beats a hasty retreat.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Slugger From Hell Xii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bb Slugger From Hell Xii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bb Slugger From Hell Xii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bb Slugger From Hell Xii tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bb Slugger From Hell Xii fires a series of stinging shots to the chest. Dorkness 4 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
BB Slugger From Hell XII landed 14 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 14 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 38-37
Bb Slugger From Hell Xii is slowing down. He has cut below the right eye.
Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Bb Slugger From Hell Xii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
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+Bb Slugger From Hell Xii connects with a volley of blows to the stomach.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Slugger From Hell Xii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bb Slugger From Hell Xii throws a barrage of glancing shots to the chest.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Slugger From Hell Xii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bb Slugger From Hell Xii thumps Dorkness 4 with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 4 punches Bb Slugger From Hell Xii with a pair of strong blows to the ribs. Bb Slugger From Hell Xii retreats to the far corner.
+Bb Slugger From Hell Xii hits Dorkness 4 with a uppercut to the ribs. Dorkness 4 grimaces in pain.
+Dorkness 4 lashes out with a pair of blows to the solar plexus! Bb Slugger From Hell Xii hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Bb Slugger From Hell Xii steps aside.
+Dorkness 4 lands a volley of shots to the ribs.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Slugger From Hell Xii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bb Slugger From Hell Xii fires a volley of right shots to the chest, but Dorkness 4 steps aside.
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+Bb Slugger From Hell Xii hits Dorkness 4 with a flurry of nasty blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 4 lands a volley of commanding blows to the chest. Bb Slugger From Hell Xii asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dorkness 4 lands a flurry of powerful shots to the ribs!
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Slugger From Hell Xii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters trade blows to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
BB Slugger From Hell XII landed 19 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 4 landed 25 of 42 punches.
Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 is winning the fight 48-46
Bb Slugger From Hell Xii collapses limply onto his stool. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the right eye.
Dorkness 4 is obviously tired.
ROUND 6
Bb Slugger From Hell Xii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Slugger From Hell Xii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bb Slugger From Hell Xii grazes Dorkness 4 with a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus! Dorkness 4 grimaces in pain.
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+Dorkness 4 takes charge with a solid uppercut to the solar plexus.
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-Bb Slugger From Hell Xii lashes out with a volley of blows to the ribs, but misses completely.
-Bb Slugger From Hell Xii throws a right uppercut to the stomach, but Dorkness 4 hides behind his gloves.
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+Bb Slugger From Hell Xii fires a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Bb Slugger From Hell Xii paws a series of left shots to the chest, but Dorkness 4 quickly backs away.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Slugger From Hell Xii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 grazes Bb Slugger From Hell Xii with a barrage of shots to the ribs. Bb Slugger From Hell Xii backpedals to his own corner.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Slugger From Hell Xii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 4 paws a series of left shots to the ribs, but Bb Slugger From Hell Xii backs out of it.
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+Bb Slugger From Hell Xii wallops Dorkness 4 with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 4 wallops Bb Slugger From Hell Xii with a off balance hook to the chest. Bb Slugger From Hell Xii beats a hasty retreat.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Slugger From Hell Xii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a vicious uppercut to the solar plexus. Bb Slugger From Hell Xii backpedals to his own corner. Dorkness 4 drops his guard and pounds away! Bb Slugger From Hell Xii starts to cry! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Bb Slugger From Hell Xii can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the right eye.
Dorkness 4 is slowing down.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: BB Slugger From Hell XII 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: BB Slugger From Hell XII 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: BB Slugger From Hell XII 10-8
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a technical knockout!
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