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Public Fight Report Match Monday, December 16, 2019 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom I!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!! The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady. ROUND 1 Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring) ... ... +Boom I fires a series of punches to the jaw. + The fighters swap combinations to the eye. +Boom I wallops Dorkness 1 with a flurry of light punches to the nose! Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat. +Boom I rocks Dorkness 1 with a sweeping right to the temple. Boom I lands a bone crushing smash to the jaw and Dorkness 1 is flattened!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Straw Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Boom I doesn't even want to rest! Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest! Straw Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!