Public Fight Report
(Welterweight) Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! defeated Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.Match Thursday, December 5, 2019In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 147 pounds (67 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a mean roundhouse to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a quick straight right to the chin.
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-Tutu!! tries to land a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler narrowly avoids it
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a flurry of punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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+Tutu!! clocks Coffeeguzzler with a straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler slams Tutu!! with a volley of quick punches to the nose. Tutu!! quickly recovers.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of right punches to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Tutu!! smacks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the chest. Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
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+Tutu!! hammers Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 16 of 33 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 23 of 33 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 10-9
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
Tutu!! doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Tutu!! smashes Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
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+Coffeeguzzler thumps Tutu!! with a series of punches to the temple!
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Tutu!! ducks just in time.
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+Tutu!! scores with a volley of off balance blows to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a series of right punches to the chin, but Tutu!! steps aside.
+Coffeeguzzler catches Tutu!! with a barrage of punches to the chin. Tutu!! grimaces in pain.
+Coffeeguzzler stuns Tutu!! with a series of heavy punches to the nose. Tutu!! ignores it.
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+Coffeeguzzler wallops Tutu!! with a series of painful punches to the mouth.
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+Tutu!! suprises Coffeeguzzler with a series of heavy punches to the ribs!! Coffeeguzzler ignores it.
+Tutu!! clocks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of heavy punches to the stomach.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a pair of punches to the face, but Tutu!! covers himself well.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a pair of blows to the head, but Tutu!! ducks just in time.
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a barrage of shots to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 26 of 59 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 19 of 24 punches.
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
Tutu!! doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Coffeeguzzler pops Tutu!! with a sweeping right to the jaw.
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+Tutu!! hits Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a volley of vicious punches to the nose!
+Coffeeguzzler hurts Tutu!! with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a series of right punches to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Coffeeguzzler clocks Tutu!! with a pair of heavy punches to the chin.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a flurry of punches to the head.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
+Tutu!! nails Coffeeguzzler with a light straight right to the ribs.
+Tutu!! connects with a volley of vicious punches to the stomach.
+Tutu!! catches Coffeeguzzler with a sweeping right to the chest.
+Tutu!! nails Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a painful straight right to the stomach. Tutu!! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Coffeeguzzler nails Tutu!! with a flurry of punches to the chest! Tutu!! doesn't notice.
+Coffeeguzzler fires a series of glancing punches to the jaw!
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+Tutu!! tags Coffeeguzzler with a pair of furious punches to the ribs.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a barrage of punches to the temple, but Tutu!! ducks just in time.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a series of loud punches to the chest!!
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+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a flurry of nasty shots to the jaw. Tutu!! retreats to the far corner.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 43 of 76 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 36 of 41 punches.
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 29-28
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
Tutu!! doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Coffeeguzzler stuns Tutu!! with a loud cross to the ribs.
+Tutu!! staggers Coffeeguzzler with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Tutu!! nails Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the chest!
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+Tutu!! rocks Coffeeguzzler with a series of painful punches to the ribs!
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+Tutu!! slams Coffeeguzzler with a loud straight right to the solar plexus.
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-Tutu!! launches a flurry of punches to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler stays away from it.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a pair of glancing punches to the chest.
+Tutu!! clocks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler pokes Tutu!! with a stiff roundhouse to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler punches Tutu!! with a volley of light punches to the stomach!
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a barrage of left blows to the chest, but Tutu!! ducks just in time.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but misses.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 21 of 36 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 34 of 40 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a volley of left punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a barrage of solid punches to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler scores with a painful cross to the eye. Tutu!! doesn't notice.
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-Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of punches to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of nasty punches to the chin.
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+Tutu!! strikes with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a cross to the mouth. Tutu!! doesn't seem bothered.
-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a left jab to the jaw, but comes up empty.
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+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a pair of wild punches to the face.
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+Tutu!! backs up Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of commanding punches to the ribs!
+Tutu!! hits with a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Tutu!! with a series of punches to the eye.
+Tutu!! hits with a barrage of mean punches to the stomach.
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-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a series of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Tutu!! jolts Coffeeguzzler with a straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler pokes Tutu!! with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Tutu!! with a pair of heavy punches to the eye.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a flurry of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Tutu!! strikes with a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 44 of 70 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 34 of 41 punches.
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 48-47
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Tutu!! launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Tutu!! with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Tutu!! ducks.
+Tutu!! slams Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a left left to the solar plexus, but Tutu!! hides behind his gloves.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a volley of commanding shots to the stomach.
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-Tutu!! throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Tutu!! hits with a jab to the stomach.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a volley of left punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Tutu!! hits with a pair of punches to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a series of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a right sweeping right to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a volley of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Tutu!! rocks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler laughs!
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+Tutu!! hammers Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 18 of 42 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 29 of 38 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Coffeeguzzler pokes Tutu!! with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a straight right to the ribs, but misses completely.
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+Tutu!! solidly lands a flurry of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler is hurt!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
-Coffeeguzzler throws a series of punches to the chin, but misses.
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+Tutu!! fires a light jab to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Tutu!! with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a sweeping right to the face, but Tutu!! hides behind his gloves.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the face.
-Tutu!! tries a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler backs out of it.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of nasty punches to the face!
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Tutu!! throws a pair of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Coffeeguzzler shakes Tutu!! with a volley of loud punches to the chin.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but Tutu!! beats a hasty retreat.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Tutu!! with a series of strong punches to the ribs. Tutu!! quickly recovers.
+Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler clocks Tutu!! with a volley of vicious punches to the stomach.
+Tutu!! annoys Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Tutu!! strikes with a jab to the ribs!
+Tutu!! nails Coffeeguzzler with a series of stiff punches to the stomach.
+Coffeeguzzler smashes Tutu!! with a series of solid punches to the stomach. Tutu!! sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 44 of 67 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 36 of 41 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Coffeeguzzler punches Tutu!! with a volley of nice punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler staggers Tutu!! with a series of punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler jolts Tutu!! with a barrage of painful punches to the face. Tutu!! is hurt!
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a series of punches to the eye, but Tutu!! blocks.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a volley of punches to the mouth, but Tutu!! ties him up.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a jab to the eye, but Tutu!! backs out of it.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a series of left punches to the chin, but Tutu!! blocks.
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-Tutu!! attacks with a right roundhouse to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler narrowly avoids it
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+Tutu!! fires a flurry of quick punches to the ribs.
+Tutu!! tags Coffeeguzzler with a jab to the solar plexus.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
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+Tutu!! punches Coffeeguzzler with a volley of vicious punches to the chest. Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
+Tutu!! strikes with a barrage of furious punches to the chest.
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+Tutu!! thumps Coffeeguzzler with a pair of powerful punches to the chest.
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+Tutu!! rocks Coffeeguzzler with a straight right to the chest.
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-Tutu!! lashes out with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler quickly backs away.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 20 of 38 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 31 of 40 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 77-76
Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu!! doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 9
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Tutu!! probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler ducks just in time.
+Coffeeguzzler smashes Tutu!! with a wild straight right to the temple.
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+Tutu!! throws a off balance jab to the solar plexus.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a cross to the temple, but Tutu!! ducks just in time.
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-Coffeeguzzler probes with a volley of shots to the eye, but Tutu!! deftly avoits it.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a right cross to the head, but Tutu!! escapes.
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+Tutu!! hits Coffeeguzzler with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Tutu!! drills Coffeeguzzler with a volley of mean punches to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Tutu!! attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Tutu!! fires a solid straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a series of hard punches to the mouth.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Tutu!! beats a hasty retreat.
+Coffeeguzzler wallops Tutu!! with a volley of mean punches to the eye.
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+Tutu!! slams Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the chest.
+Tutu!! tattoos Coffeeguzzler with a series of vicious punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a pair of hard punches to the head.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 24 of 47 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 35 of 37 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 87-85
Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 10
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Tutu!! tosses a barrage of furious shots to the mouth.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a series of left punches to the jaw, but Tutu!! ducks.
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+Tutu!! smacks Coffeeguzzler with a pair of off balance punches to the nose. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Coffeeguzzler lands a pair of wild punches to the temple.
-Coffeeguzzler fires a series of left punches to the jaw, but Tutu!! leaps aside.
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+Tutu!! clocks Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of stinging punches to the mouth.
-Coffeeguzzler tries a series of left punches to the chin, but Tutu!! escapes.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a barrage of light punches to the chin. Tutu!! is hurt!
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a barrage of right punches to the chin, but falls short.
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a volley of punches to the mouth, but Tutu!! backs out of it.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the eye.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a barrage of punches to the face, but fails to score.
-Tutu!! attempts a flurry of punches to the face, but fails to score.
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+Tutu!! hits with a flurry of nice punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes Tutu!! with a flurry of off balance punches to the head.
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+Tutu!! clocks Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler tags Tutu!! with a commanding jab to the mouth.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but fails to score.
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-Coffeeguzzler attempts a volley of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
-Coffeeguzzler attempts a flurry of left punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Tutu!! hits with a straight right to the chin. Coffeeguzzler doesn't seem bothered.
+Coffeeguzzler scores with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Tutu!! laughs!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 32 of 70 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 36 of 46 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 97-94
Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 11
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Tutu!! smacks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of quick punches to the nose. Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
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-Coffeeguzzler paws a flurry of left punches to the eye, but falls short.
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+Tutu!! wallops Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of light punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a volley of punches to the nose. Tutu!! laughs!
-Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of punches to the head, but Tutu!! beats a hasty retreat.
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+Tutu!! jolts Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler pops Tutu!! with a volley of punches to the temple!!
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-Coffeeguzzler launches a flurry of right punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Tutu!! probes with a flurry of right punches to the eye, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside.
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+Tutu!! punches Coffeeguzzler with a pair of painful punches to the jaw.
-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a series of right punches to the jaw, but Tutu!! ducks.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a pair of left punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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-Coffeeguzzler charges with a volley of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the jaw.
+Tutu!! lands a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a commanding jab to the head. Tutu!! retreats to the far corner.
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+Coffeeguzzler stuns Tutu!! with a volley of mean punches to the temple!
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a pair of furious punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 36 of 71 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 24 of 31 punches.
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 106-104
Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
ROUND 12
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu!! is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Coffeeguzzler tags Tutu!! with a barrage of strong punches to the chin.
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-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a pair of left blows to the mouth, but falls short.
+Coffeeguzzler clocks Tutu!! with a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw.
-Coffeeguzzler attacks with a series of left punches to the mouth, but Tutu!! covers himself well.
+Tutu!! scores with a series of glancing blows to the temple.
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-Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a volley of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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-Coffeeguzzler throws a volley of punches to the mouth, but Tutu!! backs out of it.
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-Tutu!! attacks with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Coffeeguzzler tries to land a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Tutu!! escapes.
+Coffeeguzzler grazes Tutu!! with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Tutu!! quickly recovers.
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+Tutu!! smacks Coffeeguzzler with a volley of blows to the eye.
-Coffeeguzzler probes with a sweeping right to the eye, but Tutu!! escapes.
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+Tutu!! attacks with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw.
+Coffeeguzzler annoys Tutu!! with a barrage of punches to the nose. Tutu!! laughs!
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+Coffeeguzzler takes charge with a series of strong punches to the nose.
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+Tutu!! catches Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
-Coffeeguzzler paws a pair of punches to the face, but Tutu!! ducks.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a pair of painful punches to the chin!!
+Tutu!! jolts Coffeeguzzler with a pair of nasty punches to the chin.
-Coffeeguzzler launches a volley of blows to the chin, but goes wide.
+Tutu!! smashes Coffeeguzzler with a series of mean punches to the mouth.
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-Coffeeguzzler lunges with a series of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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+Coffeeguzzler backs up Tutu!! with a series of hard punches to the jaw. Tutu!! sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Coffeeguzzler nails Tutu!! with a flurry of hard punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 34 of 70 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! landed 40 of 46 punches.
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! won the round 10-9
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! is winning the fight 116-113
Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Tutu!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 11: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 115-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 11: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 115-113
Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 2: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 5: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 6: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 7: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 8: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 10: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Round 11: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 12: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 10-9
Total Score: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! 115-113
Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!! wins by decision!
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