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(Super-Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 4 defeated BB Demon VI by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.

Match Wednesday, December 4, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 130 pounds (59 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 4!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 105 pounds (48 kilograms) is BB Demon VI!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bb Demon Vi clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 4 attempts a right uppercut to the chest, but Bb Demon Vi takes it in the forearms.
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+Bb Demon Vi annoys Dorkness 4 with a powerful roundhouse to the stomach. Dorkness 4 ignores it.
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+Bb Demon Vi hits Dorkness 4 with a barrage of blows to the stomach. Dorkness 4 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Bb Demon Vi hits with a series of blows to the chest!
+Bb Demon Vi connects with a furious roundhouse to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 drills Bb Demon Vi with a barrage of commanding punches to the ribs.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bb Demon Vi tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bb Demon Vi staggers Dorkness 4 with a strong left to the ribs. Dorkness 4 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Dorkness 4 shakes Bb Demon Vi with a series of stinging blows to the solar plexus.
Bb Demon Vi tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bb Demon Vi smashes Dorkness 4 with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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-Bb Demon Vi probes with a pair of punches to the stomach, but comes up empty.
Bb Demon Vi tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a pair of shots to the chest.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 18 of 22 punches, and BB Demon VI landed 37 of 40 punches.

BB Demon VI won the round 10-9

BB Demon VI is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 4 doesn't even want to rest!

Bb Demon Vi doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bb Demon Vi clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Bb Demon Vi hammers Dorkness 4 with a barrage of solid punches to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bb Demon Vi tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 throws a series of punches to the stomach.
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+Bb Demon Vi clocks Dorkness 4 with a flurry of stinging blows to the ribs!
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+Bb Demon Vi lands a hard uppercut to the ribs. Dorkness 4 gets mad!
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-Bb Demon Vi launches a right uppercut to the chest, but Dorkness 4 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 4 rocks Bb Demon Vi with a volley of shots to the stomach.
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+Bb Demon Vi tosses a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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Bb Demon Vi tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bb Demon Vi tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 stuns Bb Demon Vi with a glancing uppercut to the stomach. Bb Demon Vi backpedals to his own corner.
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Bb Demon Vi tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 17 of 23 punches, and BB Demon VI landed 32 of 38 punches.

BB Demon VI won the round 10-9

BB Demon VI is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Bb Demon Vi grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bb Demon Vi clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Bb Demon Vi backs up Dorkness 4 with a barrage of painful punches to the solar plexus!!
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Bb Demon Vi tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 punches Bb Demon Vi with a quick straight right to the chest.
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+Bb Demon Vi clocks Dorkness 4 with a series of mean shots to the chest. Dorkness 4 grimaces in pain.
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Bb Demon Vi tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Bb Demon Vi attacks with a right hook to the stomach, but Dorkness 4 ties him up.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bb Demon Vi tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Bb Demon Vi tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bb Demon Vi punches Dorkness 4 with a nasty sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 4 hurts Bb Demon Vi with a series of heavy punches to the stomach.
+Dorkness 4 hammers Bb Demon Vi with a heavy left to the ribs.
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+Bb Demon Vi pokes Dorkness 4 with a wild uppercut to the chest!
+Bb Demon Vi suprises Dorkness 4 with a solid hook to the stomach.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 16 of 23 punches, and BB Demon VI landed 30 of 40 punches.

BB Demon VI won the round 10-9

BB Demon VI is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 4 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Bb Demon Vi is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 4 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Bb Demon Vi clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Bb Demon Vi tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bb Demon Vi scores with a volley of stinging shots to the ribs. Dorkness 4 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Bb Demon Vi tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Bb Demon Vi backs up Dorkness 4 with a flurry of stinging blows to the chest.
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+Bb Demon Vi tattoos Dorkness 4 with a volley of furious blows to the ribs.
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Bb Demon Vi tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Bb Demon Vi tries to attack, but Dorkness 4 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bb Demon Vi pokes Dorkness 4 with a pair of light punches to the chest!! Dorkness 4 covers up.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 4 tags Bb Demon Vi with a pair of nice punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 4 connects with a volley of loud shots to the solar plexus. Bb Demon Vi sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 17 of 26 punches, and BB Demon VI landed 28 of 40 punches.

BB Demon VI won the round 10-9

BB Demon VI is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkness 4 is obviously tired.

Bb Demon Vi is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
Bb Demon Vi clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Dorkness 4 smashes Bb Demon Vi with a barrage of solid punches to the stomach. Bb Demon Vi grimaces in pain.
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-Bb Demon Vi fires a volley of punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 4 blocks.
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+Bb Demon Vi backs up Dorkness 4 with a heavy right to the ribs!
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+Bb Demon Vi grazes Dorkness 4 with a series of punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bb Demon Vi throws a flurry of shots to the chest.
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+Bb Demon Vi hits Dorkness 4 with a volley of shots to the ribs.
+Bb Demon Vi throws a volley of shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 4 shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkness 4 lunges with a roundhouse to the ribs, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 4 throws a series of quick blows to the stomach.
+Dorkness 4 hits with a flurry of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 4 hits with a flurry of glancing blows to the ribs.
Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 4 fires a series of left blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Bb Demon Vi attempts a left uppercut to the chest, but Dorkness 4 beats a hasty retreat.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 25 of 41 punches, and BB Demon VI landed 29 of 42 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

BB Demon VI is winning the fight 49-46


Dorkness 4 is slowing down.

Bb Demon Vi looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 4 fights inside. (inside)
Bb Demon Vi clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bb Demon Vi punches Dorkness 4 with a flurry of heavy punches to the chest.
+Bb Demon Vi hits Dorkness 4 with a series of solid punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Bb Demon Vi narrowly avoids it
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the nose.
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-Bb Demon Vi tries a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 4 takes it in the forearms.
+Bb Demon Vi hammers Dorkness 4 with a left to the chest.
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+Dorkness 4 whacks Bb Demon Vi with a pair of powerful shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 4 jolts Bb Demon Vi with a flurry of wild punches to the chest.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 4 tries to attack, but Bb Demon Vi hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bb Demon Vi throws a uppercut to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 4 throws a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but Bb Demon Vi narrowly avoids it
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-Bb Demon Vi throws a right hook to the chest, but is ineffective.
+Dorkness 4 fires a barrage of vicious blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 4 probes with a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but to no avail.
+Dorkness 4 attacks with a series of quick punches to the stomach. Bb Demon Vi hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Bb Demon Vi throws a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Dorkness 4 steps aside and laughs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 4 landed 20 of 42 punches, and BB Demon VI landed 22 of 42 punches.

Army of Dorkness 4 won the round 10-9

BB Demon VI is winning the fight 58-56


Dorkness 4 looks exhausted.

Bb Demon Vi receives medical attention from his trainer. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 4 is brawling. (inside)
Bb Demon Vi fights inside. (inside)

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+Dorkness 4 hits with a jab to the ribs! Bb Demon Vi retreats to the far corner.
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-Bb Demon Vi lashes out with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but Dorkness 4 quickly backs away.
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-Bb Demon Vi throws a roundhouse to the ribs, but Dorkness 4 leaps aside.
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+Bb Demon Vi stuns Dorkness 4 with a hook to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 4 throws a nice hook to the solar plexus.
+Bb Demon Vi attacks with a furious hook to the solar plexus.
+Bb Demon Vi connects with a series of wild blows to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 4 throws a pair of shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Bb Demon Vi probes with a volley of right shots to the stomach, but misses.
+Bb Demon Vi hits with a pair of off balance punches to the chest.
+Dorkness 4 hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 4 lands a decisive left blow to the head and Bb Demon Vi's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Bb Demon Vi struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 4 jolts Bb Demon Vi with a pair of painful shots to the ribs. Dorkness 4 is jabbing and laughing! Bb Demon Vi falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 4 collapses limply onto his stool.

Bb Demon Vi can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BB Demon VI 10-9
Round 2: BB Demon VI 10-9
Round 3: BB Demon VI 10-9
Round 4: BB Demon VI 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BB Demon VI 10-9
Round 2: BB Demon VI 10-9
Round 3: BB Demon VI 10-9
Round 4: BB Demon VI 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: BB Demon VI 10-9
Round 2: BB Demon VI 10-9
Round 3: BB Demon VI 10-9
Round 4: BB Demon VI 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 4 10-9

Army of Dorkness 4 wins by a technical knockout!