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(Super-Flyweight) Duke of Dorkdom 171 defeated Tim Sobe by knockout (KO) in round 10.

Match Tuesday, December 3, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 110 pounds (50 kilograms) is Duke of Dorkdom 171!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 111 pounds (50 kilograms) is Tim Sobe!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dorkdom 171 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Tim Sobe covers up.

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+Dorkdom 171 hits with a volley of hard hooks to the jaw!!
-Dorkdom 171 tries a barrage of hooks to the head, but to no avail.
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+Dorkdom 171 annoys Tim Sobe with a cross to the mouth. Tim Sobe sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Dorkdom 171 tries to land a flurry of right crosses to the mouth, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Tim Sobe wakes up the fans with a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus. Dorkdom 171 grimaces in pain.
-Dorkdom 171 tries to land a series of punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
+Dorkdom 171 fires a barrage of blows to the head. Tim Sobe doesn't seem bothered.
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-Dorkdom 171 attempts a volley of right uppercuts to the face, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkdom 171 throws a pair of loud punches to the temple. Tim Sobe sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 171 landed 21 of 48 punches, and Tim Sobe landed 8 of 8 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 171 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 171 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkdom 171 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tim Sobe doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkdom 171 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Tim Sobe covers up.

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-Dorkdom 171 lunges with a volley of left uppercuts to the jaw, but Tim Sobe steps aside.
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-Dorkdom 171 fires a pair of right punches to the mouth, but Tim Sobe backs out of it.
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+Dorkdom 171 hits with a volley of crosses to the chin.
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-Dorkdom 171 lashes out with a pair of uppercuts to the eye, but Tim Sobe hides behind his gloves.
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-Dorkdom 171 lashes out with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Tim Sobe stays away from it.
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+Dorkdom 171 hits with a series of furious punches to the head.
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-Dorkdom 171 lashes out with a series of left shots to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkdom 171 attacks with a barrage of right uppercuts to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Tim Sobe tattoos Dorkdom 171 with a series of stinging punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 171 landed 17 of 46 punches, and Tim Sobe landed 8 of 8 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 171 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 171 is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkdom 171 doesn't even want to rest!

Tim Sobe doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.



ROUND 3

Dorkdom 171 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Tim Sobe covers up.

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-Dorkdom 171 attempts a barrage of hooks to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkdom 171 wallops Tim Sobe with a flurry of stiff shots to the mouth.
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+Dorkdom 171 suprises Tim Sobe with a volley of wild blows to the jaw!
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-Dorkdom 171 tries to land a volley of left shots to the chin, but falls short.
+Dorkdom 171 punches Tim Sobe with a series of punches to the jaw. Tim Sobe is hurt!
-Dorkdom 171 launches a barrage of punches to the eye, but Tim Sobe ducks.
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-Dorkdom 171 tries a barrage of left shots to the jaw, but Tim Sobe backs out of it.
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-Dorkdom 171 charges with a pair of uppercuts to the mouth, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkdom 171 probes with a pair of right hooks to the eye, but goes wide.
+Tim Sobe suprises Dorkdom 171 with a barrage of wild blows to the solar plexus.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 171 landed 17 of 50 punches, and Tim Sobe landed 8 of 8 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 171 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 171 is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkdom 171 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tim Sobe remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye.



ROUND 4

Dorkdom 171 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Tim Sobe covers up.

-Dorkdom 171 throws a series of punches to the temple, but Tim Sobe ties him up.
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+Tim Sobe tags Dorkdom 171 with a volley of solid blows to the solar plexus.
-Dorkdom 171 probes with a series of hooks to the temple, but Tim Sobe steps aside.
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+Dorkdom 171 smashes Tim Sobe with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Dorkdom 171 probes with a right right to the nose, but Tim Sobe ducks just in time.
+Dorkdom 171 lands a series of heavy crosses to the eye. Tim Sobe sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Dorkdom 171 attempts a barrage of left blows to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkdom 171 lashes out with a series of left uppercuts to the eye, but he's too slow.
+Dorkdom 171 connects with a series of hard blows to the jaw.
-Dorkdom 171 throws a series of left shots to the eye, but Tim Sobe ducks just in time.
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+Dorkdom 171 solidly lands a volley of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 171 landed 14 of 50 punches, and Tim Sobe landed 8 of 8 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 171 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 171 is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkdom 171 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tim Sobe grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye.



ROUND 5

Dorkdom 171 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Tim Sobe covers up.

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-Dorkdom 171 attacks with a barrage of blows to the face, but Tim Sobe steps aside and laughs.
-Dorkdom 171 paws a flurry of shots to the jaw, but Tim Sobe quickly backs away.
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+Dorkdom 171 hits with a flurry of blows to the face.
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+Dorkdom 171 thumps Tim Sobe with a hard uppercut to the jaw.
+Dorkdom 171 tosses a volley of quick hooks to the mouth.
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-Dorkdom 171 paws a pair of punches to the face, but fails to score.
-Dorkdom 171 attempts a volley of hooks to the temple, but Tim Sobe stays away from it.
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-Dorkdom 171 tries a series of right uppercuts to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkdom 171 attempts a volley of punches to the temple, but Tim Sobe ducks.
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+Tim Sobe throws a volley of solid punches to the eye!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 171 landed 16 of 46 punches, and Tim Sobe landed 8 of 8 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 171 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 171 is winning the fight 50-45


Dorkdom 171 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Tim Sobe grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye.



ROUND 6

Dorkdom 171 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Tim Sobe covers up.

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-Dorkdom 171 paws a series of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkdom 171 tries to land a barrage of punches to the eye, but misses.
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-Dorkdom 171 attempts a flurry of right punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkdom 171 paws a pair of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Dorkdom 171 tags Tim Sobe with a left to the head.
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+Tim Sobe tattoos Dorkdom 171 with a loud uppercut to the temple.
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+Dorkdom 171 annoys Tim Sobe with a stinging left to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 171 landed 16 of 49 punches, and Tim Sobe landed 8 of 8 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 171 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 171 is winning the fight 60-54


Dorkdom 171 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Tim Sobe is obviously tired. He has cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye.



ROUND 7

Dorkdom 171 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Tim Sobe covers up.

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+Dorkdom 171 nails Tim Sobe with a barrage of nice shots to the nose!
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-Dorkdom 171 charges with a flurry of punches to the head, but Tim Sobe steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkdom 171 attempts a flurry of right uppercuts to the head, but Tim Sobe leaps aside.
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-Dorkdom 171 probes with a right to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Dorkdom 171 probes with a series of crosses to the nose, but Tim Sobe ducks just in time.
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+Dorkdom 171 hits with a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkdom 171 lunges with a flurry of uppercuts to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Dorkdom 171 tries a uppercut to the chin, but he's too slow.
+Dorkdom 171 hits with a barrage of off balance shots to the mouth!
-Dorkdom 171 fires a flurry of uppercuts to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Dorkdom 171 tries to land a barrage of left blows to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Tim Sobe clocks Dorkdom 171 with a pair of painful shots to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 171 landed 17 of 48 punches, and Tim Sobe landed 8 of 8 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 171 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 171 is winning the fight 70-63


Dorkdom 171 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Tim Sobe is obviously tired. He has cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye.



ROUND 8

Dorkdom 171 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Tim Sobe covers up.

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-Dorkdom 171 tries a uppercut to the mouth, but only hits air.
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-Dorkdom 171 probes with a series of hooks to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Dorkdom 171 hits with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkdom 171 probes with a flurry of shots to the head, but Tim Sobe quickly backs away.
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+Dorkdom 171 solidly lands a shot to the jaw.
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-Dorkdom 171 attempts a barrage of left hooks to the eye, but Tim Sobe ducks.
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-Dorkdom 171 lunges with a pair of blows to the temple, but only hits air.
-Dorkdom 171 probes with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but Tim Sobe narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkdom 171 punches Tim Sobe with a pair of hooks to the face.
+Tim Sobe smacks Dorkdom 171 with a jab to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 171 landed 16 of 44 punches, and Tim Sobe landed 7 of 7 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 171 won the round 10-9

Duke of Dorkdom 171 is winning the fight 80-72


Dorkdom 171 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Tim Sobe is obviously tired. He has cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 9

Dorkdom 171 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Tim Sobe covers up.

+Dorkdom 171 whacks Tim Sobe with a blow to the nose.
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-Dorkdom 171 fires a volley of left crosses to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dorkdom 171 fires a right right to the jaw, but misses completely.
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-Dorkdom 171 launches a series of punches to the head, but Tim Sobe steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkdom 171 pounds Tim Sobe with a barrage of loud roundhouses to the head.
-Dorkdom 171 launches a pair of blows to the head, but Tim Sobe backs out of it.
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+Tim Sobe scores with a volley of punches to the solar plexus! Dorkdom 171 laughs!
+Dorkdom 171 hits Tim Sobe with a right to the temple. Tim Sobe sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Dorkdom 171 attempts a flurry of left shots to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkdom 171 paws a volley of roundhouses to the face, but Tim Sobe stays away from it.
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+Dorkdom 171 stuns Tim Sobe with a flurry of vicious blows to the eye.
Dorkdom 171 lands a lightning right cross to the jaw and Tim Sobe's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!!

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Tim Sobe struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkdom 171 lands a pair of shots to the eye.
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+Dorkdom 171 fires a stinging roundhouse to the chin! Tim Sobe is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Duke of Dorkdom 171 landed 18 of 51 punches, and Tim Sobe landed 5 of 9 punches.

Duke of Dorkdom 171 won the round 10-8

Duke of Dorkdom 171 is winning the fight 90-80


Dorkdom 171 is obviously tired.

Tim Sobe is obviously tired. He has cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 10

Dorkdom 171 throws everything he's got! (all-out)
Tim Sobe covers up.

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+Dorkdom 171 pokes Tim Sobe with a flurry of off balance crosses to the temple.
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+Tim Sobe annoys Dorkdom 171 with a series of shots to the nose.
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-Dorkdom 171 paws a pair of right punches to the face, but Tim Sobe narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkdom 171 drills Tim Sobe with a flurry of roundhouses to the mouth.
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-Dorkdom 171 probes with a barrage of blows to the head, but misses completely.
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+Dorkdom 171 annoys Tim Sobe with a series of mean uppercuts to the face!
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+Dorkdom 171 smacks Tim Sobe with a volley of quick uppercuts to the temple!
Dorkdom 171 lands a resounding right cross to the jaw and Tim Sobe's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Tim Sobe struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkdom 171 lashes out with a volley of roundhouses to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkdom 171 whacks Tim Sobe with a barrage of glancing roundhouses to the jaw.
Dorkdom 171 lands a beautiful right blow to the temple and Tim Sobe staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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He's Out!
Duke of Dorkdom 171 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkdom 171 is obviously tired.

Tim Sobe looks exhausted. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has gash below the left eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has the left eye swollen shut. He has a broken jaw.

The doctor won't let Tim Sobe continue the fight! Duke of Dorkdom 171 wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Round 2: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Round 3: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Round 4: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Round 5: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Round 6: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Round 7: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Round 8: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-9
Round 9: Duke of Dorkdom 171 10-8

Duke of Dorkdom 171 wins by a knockout!