Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Eve "muscles" Hardy by knockout (KO) in round 12.Match Monday, December 2, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Eve "muscles" Hardy!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Muscles is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Dorkness 1 annoys Muscles with a head butt! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
+Muscles punches Dorkness 1 with a painful jab to the head.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a pair of glancing combinations to the mouth. Muscles asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of left combinations to the eye, but Muscles takes it in the forearms.
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+Muscles pops Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Muscles thumps Dorkness 1 with a strong roundhouse to the jaw.
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+Muscles pummels Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 1 strikes with a series of punches to the head!!
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+Muscles tags Dorkness 1 with a pair of loud punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a barrage of combinations to the temple, but Muscles stays away from it.
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+Dorkness 1 strikes with a pair of heavy punches to the head. Muscles is hurt!
+Muscles rocks Dorkness 1 with a solid jab to the temple.
+Muscles throws a flurry of nice punches to the mouth.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 15 of 31 punches, and Eve "muscles" Hardy landed 41 of 41 punches.
Eve "muscles" Hardy won the round 10-9
Eve "muscles" Hardy is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Muscles doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Muscles is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Muscles jars Dorkness 1 with a pair of loud punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of combinations to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Muscles smacks Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Muscles wallops Dorkness 1 with a pair of light punches to the mouth. Dorkness 1 retreats to the far corner.
+Dorkness 1 shakes Muscles with a stiff combination to the chest.
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-Muscles lunges with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but to no avail.
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+Muscles pounds Dorkness 1 with a series of vicious punches to the temple.
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+Muscles strikes with a pair of punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 1 stuns Muscles with a volley of furious combinations to the solar plexus. Muscles falls against the ropes!
-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of punches to the stomach, but Muscles stays away from it.
+Muscles attacks with a volley of punches to the head. Dorkness 1 seems wobbly!
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+Muscles pummels Dorkness 1 with a pair of commanding punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 24 punches, and Eve "muscles" Hardy landed 35 of 40 punches.
Eve "muscles" Hardy won the round 10-9
Eve "muscles" Hardy is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Muscles remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Muscles is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 hurts Muscles with a wild cross to the chest.
+Muscles wallops Dorkness 1 with a volley of solid punches to the nose.
-Dorkness 1 tries to land a volley of left punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Muscles wallops Dorkness 1 with a volley of vicious combinations to the stomach!! Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
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+Muscles hits with a straight right to the jaw.
-Dorkness 1 charges with a series of punches to the ribs, but Muscles blocks.
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+Muscles tosses a barrage of loud punches to the chin.
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-Muscles probes with a volley of punches to the head, but Dorkness 1 ducks just in time.
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+Muscles hits with a barrage of mean punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 belts Muscles with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 24 punches, and Eve "muscles" Hardy landed 29 of 43 punches.
Eve "muscles" Hardy won the round 10-9
Eve "muscles" Hardy is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Muscles grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Muscles is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Muscles lashes out with a volley of light punches to the chin.
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+Muscles grazes Dorkness 1 with a pair of wild punches to the mouth!
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+Muscles smashes Dorkness 1 with a pair of off balance punches to the face. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but Muscles ties him up.
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+Dorkness 1 hits Muscles with a volley of commanding combinations to the stomach.
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+Muscles smashes Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the temple.
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-Muscles attacks with a volley of left punches to the eye, but Dorkness 1 ties him up.
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+Dorkness 1 solidly lands a pair of nice combinations to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a right straight right to the solar plexus, but Muscles narrowly avoids it
-Muscles lunges with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 22 punches, and Eve "muscles" Hardy landed 26 of 40 punches.
Eve "muscles" Hardy won the round 10-9
Eve "muscles" Hardy is winning the fight 40-36
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Muscles grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Muscles is using the ring. (using the ring)
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-Muscles attempts a series of right punches to the mouth, but Dorkness 1 takes it in the forearms.
-Dorkness 1 paws a pair of punches to the stomach, but Muscles leaps aside.
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+Muscles throws a series of furious punches to the jaw.
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-Muscles charges with a flurry of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 1 smacks Muscles with a barrage of off balance combinations to the ribs. Muscles backpedals to his own corner.
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+Muscles hits Dorkness 1 with a flurry of nasty punches to the temple!!
+Muscles slams Dorkness 1 with a barrage of powerful combinations to the face.
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-Muscles attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Muscles pops Dorkness 1 with a commanding roundhouse to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 26 punches, and Eve "muscles" Hardy landed 24 of 38 punches.
Eve "muscles" Hardy won the round 10-9
Eve "muscles" Hardy is winning the fight 50-45
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Muscles is obviously tired.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Muscles is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 launches a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Muscles backs out of it.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a volley of punches to the stomach, but Muscles deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 1 jolts Muscles with a barrage of mean punches to the stomach. Muscles sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a series of combinations to the ribs, but Muscles blocks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 23 punches, and Eve "muscles" Hardy landed 3 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Eve "muscles" Hardy is winning the fight 59-55
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Muscles is obviously tired.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Muscles is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Muscles pokes Dorkness 1 with a painful jab to the nose! Dorkness 1 laughs!
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Muscles leaps aside.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a volley of combinations to the ribs, but to no avail.
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-Muscles tries to land a series of left punches to the temple, but Dorkness 1 escapes.
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-Muscles tries a volley of punches to the head, but misses.
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+Dorkness 1 staggers Muscles with a mean cross to the solar plexus.
-Muscles tries a series of punches to the face, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a pair of nasty combinations to the solar plexus!
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+Muscles shakes Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the eye!
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+Muscles tags Dorkness 1 with a pair of mean punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 24 punches, and Eve "muscles" Hardy landed 18 of 30 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Eve "muscles" Hardy is winning the fight 68-65
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Muscles is obviously tired.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Muscles is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 pops Muscles with a pair of solid punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Muscles hides behind his gloves.
-Muscles attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but Dorkness 1 blocks.
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+Muscles tags Dorkness 1 with a powerful straight right to the nose!!
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-Muscles attempts a volley of right punches to the chin, but Dorkness 1 quickly backs away.
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-Muscles tries to land a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Dorkness 1 blocks.
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+Muscles lashes out with a volley of light punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Muscles leaps aside.
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+Muscles nails Dorkness 1 with a glancing jab to the chin. Dorkness 1 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkness 1 belts Muscles with a volley of off balance combinations to the ribs. Muscles sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 21 punches, and Eve "muscles" Hardy landed 17 of 31 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Eve "muscles" Hardy is winning the fight 77-75
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Muscles is slowing down.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Muscles is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Muscles lashes out with a pair of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 1 quickly recovers.
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-Muscles throws a series of left blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 hides behind his gloves.
-Muscles fires a right cross to the face, but Dorkness 1 escapes.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a barrage of commanding blows to the chest. Muscles laughs!
+Dorkness 1 lashes out with a barrage of wild combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 belts Muscles with a commanding straight right to the chest!!
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+Muscles suprises Dorkness 1 with a jab to the mouth. Dorkness 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Muscles probes with a pair of right punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Muscles lands a powerful sweeping right to the nose.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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-Muscles tries to land a series of right punches to the mouth, but Dorkness 1 ducks.
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+Muscles belts Dorkness 1 with a barrage of quick punches to the chin.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a barrage of right combinations to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 16 of 24 punches, and Eve "muscles" Hardy landed 20 of 38 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Eve "muscles" Hardy is winning the fight 86-85
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Muscles looks exhausted.
ROUND 10
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Muscles is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Muscles slams Dorkness 1 with a roundhouse to the eye.
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-Muscles tries to land a series of punches to the head, but Dorkness 1 backs out of it.
-Dorkness 1 tries a barrage of shots to the ribs, but Muscles steps aside.
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-Muscles throws a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 1 ducks just in time.
+Dorkness 1 staggers Muscles with a stinging jab to the stomach.
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-Muscles tries a series of right punches to the chin, but Dorkness 1 leaps aside.
+Muscles hammers Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the temple. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Muscles throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but Dorkness 1 deftly avoits it.
-Muscles fires a flurry of punches to the head, but fails to score.
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-Muscles attacks with a barrage of right punches to the head, but Dorkness 1 quickly backs away.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Muscles with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus!
+Dorkness 1 jars Muscles with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
-Dorkness 1 tries a volley of shots to the stomach, but comes up empty.
+Muscles drills Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Muscles clocks Dorkness 1 with a volley of off balance shots to the temple! Dorkness 1 is hurt!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 16 of 24 punches, and Eve "muscles" Hardy landed 19 of 51 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Muscles collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 11
Dorkness 1 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Muscles is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus. Muscles laughs!
-Dorkness 1 fires a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Muscles narrowly avoids it
-Muscles launches a volley of left punches to the eye, but Dorkness 1 steps aside.
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+Muscles wakes up the fans with a barrage of stinging punches to the mouth.
-Muscles charges with a right to the chest, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 1 wallops Muscles with a flurry of punches to the stomach!
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+Muscles nails Dorkness 1 with a flurry of mean punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a barrage of solid punches to the stomach.
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-Muscles paws a volley of left punches to the chin, but Dorkness 1 ducks.
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-Muscles probes with a pair of left punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 deftly avoits it.
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+Muscles hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the nose. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
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-Muscles tries to land a pair of left punches to the chin, but Dorkness 1 quickly backs away.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
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+Muscles thumps Dorkness 1 with a flurry of light punches to the jaw. Dorkness 1 backpedals to his own corner.
+Muscles smashes Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the eye.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Muscles covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a volley of nasty blows to the chest.
+Muscles stuns Dorkness 1 with a heavy roundhouse to the face.
-Muscles launches a flurry of punches to the face, but he's too slow.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 19 of 33 punches, and Eve "muscles" Hardy landed 29 of 69 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 105-104
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Muscles collapses limply onto his stool.
ROUND 12
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Muscles is using the ring. (using the ring)
-Muscles launches a flurry of left punches to the head, but goes wide.
-Muscles attacks with a flurry of punches to the eye, but Dorkness 1 leaps aside.
+Muscles punches Dorkness 1 with a loud cross to the mouth.
-Muscles probes with a jab to the eye, but Dorkness 1 ducks just in time.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a volley of wild shots to the head.
Dorkness 1 lands a terrific right blow to the head and Muscles collapses!!
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Muscles struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Muscles lashes out with a volley of left blows to the temple, but Dorkness 1 deftly avoits it.
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+Muscles tags Dorkness 1 with a hard jab to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 retreats to the far corner.
+Dorkness 1 belts Muscles with a loud combination to the eye.
-Muscles tries a volley of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
+Dorkness 1 catches Muscles with a pair of punches to the temple.
Dorkness 1 lands a decisive left haymaker and Muscles is knocked down!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Muscles can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Round 2: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Round 3: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Round 4: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Round 5: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 11: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Round 2: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Round 3: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Round 4: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Round 5: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Round 2: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Round 3: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Round 4: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Round 5: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 11: Eve "muscles" Hardy 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!
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