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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated Tha Next Big Thing by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Saturday, November 30, 2019

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 676 pounds (307 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 1 inch (277 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Tha Next Big Thing!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Noodle grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Thing stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Noodle tries to land a right hook to the eye, but misses completely.
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Thing tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Noodle tags Thing with a series of punches to the nose. Thing hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Noodle lands a crashing left cross to the jaw and Thing is flattened!!

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He's Out!
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has gash below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.

Thing is slowing down. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.





Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a knockout!