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(Heavyweight) Alfred E. Neuman defeated Teddy by unanimous decision: 116-112, 117-112, 118-111.

Match Saturday, November 30, 2019

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 205 pounds (93 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 195 pounds (88 kilograms) is Teddy!!

The referee for this bout will be Mills Lane.

ROUND 1

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Teddy pummels Neuman with a jab to the eye!
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-Teddy attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but Neuman steps aside and laughs.
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+Neuman suprises Teddy with a pair of quick punches to the ribs.
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+Teddy hammers Neuman with a nice jab to the temple.
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+Teddy tattoos Neuman with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Neuman throws a volley of off balance punches to the jaw!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 12 of 14 punches, and Teddy landed 14 of 25 punches.

Teddy won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 10-9


Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Teddy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Teddy fires a nice jab to the nose!
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+Teddy punches Neuman with a volley of glancing punches to the face.
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-Teddy probes with a pair of punches to the head, but Neuman steps aside and laughs.
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+Neuman throws a barrage of powerful punches to the chin!
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+Neuman fires a barrage of strong punches to the chin.
-Teddy probes with a barrage of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 13 of 15 punches, and Teddy landed 13 of 23 punches.

Teddy won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 20-18


Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Teddy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Neuman pops Teddy with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Neuman throws a barrage of commanding blows to the temple.
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+Teddy drills Neuman with a left to the temple. Neuman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Teddy staggers Neuman with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+Teddy connects with a flurry of shots to the temple.
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-Teddy attempts a flurry of left punches to the eye, but misses.
-Neuman paws a barrage of shots to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Neuman tags Teddy with a furious hook to the eye.
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+Neuman suprises Teddy with a barrage of hard punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 28 of 30 punches, and Teddy landed 14 of 24 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 29-28


Neuman doesn't even want to rest!

Teddy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Teddy charges with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Neuman ducks just in time.
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+Teddy lands a volley of stinging blows to the temple.
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+Neuman belts Teddy with a pair of punches to the temple.
-Neuman throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but Teddy quickly backs away.
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+Teddy fires a sweeping right to the jaw.
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+Neuman nails Teddy with a flurry of vicious punches to the ribs!
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+Neuman tosses a volley of hard punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 17 of 24 punches, and Teddy landed 18 of 24 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Neuman doesn't even want to rest!

Teddy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Teddy paws a series of punches to the eye, but Neuman takes it in the forearms.
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+Neuman backs up Teddy with a flurry of blows to the nose.
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+Neuman attacks with a volley of heavy blows to the eye.
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+Neuman annoys Teddy with a flurry of wild blows to the jaw.
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+Teddy slams Neuman with a barrage of punches to the mouth. Neuman falls against the ropes!
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+Teddy takes charge with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Neuman pounds Teddy with a series of furious blows to the mouth. Teddy quickly recovers.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 21 of 25 punches, and Teddy landed 17 of 25 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 48-47


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Teddy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Neuman tries a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Teddy covers himself well.
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+Teddy stuns Neuman with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Neuman hits with a hard hook to the chest. Teddy is hurt!
-Neuman probes with a volley of shots to the ribs, but Teddy deftly avoits it.
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+Neuman jolts Teddy with a series of nice blows to the ribs!
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+Teddy hits Neuman with a flurry of stinging punches to the mouth. Neuman doesn't seem bothered.
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-Teddy tries to land a jab to the face, but falls short.
+Teddy hits with a volley of stinging punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 14 of 24 punches, and Teddy landed 15 of 27 punches.

Teddy won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Teddy charges with a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but misses.
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+Neuman lands a heavy hook to the mouth.
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-Teddy probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Neuman beats a hasty retreat.
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+Neuman thumps Teddy with a series of punches to the temple. Teddy quickly recovers.
+Teddy rocks Neuman with a pair of off balance punches to the chin.
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-Neuman attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Teddy lands a pair of light punches to the mouth! Neuman grimaces in pain.
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+Neuman pops Teddy with a pair of glancing punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 16 of 23 punches, and Teddy landed 14 of 24 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

This fight is too close to call.


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Neuman annoys Teddy with a barrage of blows to the stomach!
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-Neuman lunges with a volley of punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Teddy tags Neuman with a volley of stinging punches to the nose!
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+Neuman fires a series of loud punches to the jaw!
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+Teddy lands a flurry of hard punches to the mouth. Neuman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Teddy throws a flurry of left punches to the face, but Neuman beats a hasty retreat.
+Neuman hits with a series of furious punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 23 of 32 punches, and Teddy landed 16 of 25 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 77-76


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Teddy staggers Neuman with a pair of quick punches to the head.
+Neuman hits with a volley of loud punches to the nose!
+Neuman hurts Teddy with a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Teddy asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Teddy launches a pair of punches to the face, but Neuman quickly backs away.
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+Teddy hits with a pair of hard punches to the nose.
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-Neuman fires a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Teddy leaps aside.
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+Neuman fires a series of punches to the solar plexus. Teddy beats a hasty retreat.
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+Neuman hits with a series of painful punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 26 of 30 punches, and Teddy landed 13 of 23 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 87-85


Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Neuman backs up Teddy with a volley of off balance punches to the stomach.
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+Teddy lashes out with a right to the face.
-Neuman attempts a series of punches to the chin, but Teddy hides behind his gloves.
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-Teddy throws a pair of right punches to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Teddy tosses a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Neuman fires a series of punches to the chest. Teddy seems wobbly!
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+Neuman fires a jab to the ribs.
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+Neuman slams Teddy with a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+Teddy smacks Neuman with a strong jab to the mouth!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 25 of 31 punches, and Teddy landed 13 of 22 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 97-94


Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Neuman punches Teddy with a jab to the mouth.
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-Neuman tries to land a flurry of left punches to the face, but Teddy deftly avoits it.
+Neuman stuns Teddy with a pair of punches to the nose.
+Teddy wakes up the fans with a flurry of powerful punches to the chin.
-Teddy lunges with a right to the mouth, but Neuman ducks.
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+Neuman scores with a pair of punches to the jaw! Teddy doesn't seem bothered.
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+Neuman connects with a flurry of loud punches to the temple.
+Teddy drills Neuman with a volley of furious punches to the temple. Neuman quickly recovers.
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-Neuman attacks with a pair of punches to the eye, but Teddy covers himself well.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 25 of 34 punches, and Teddy landed 16 of 24 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 107-103


Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy backpedals and jabs.

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-Neuman attempts a pair of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
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+Neuman drills Teddy with a flurry of punches to the eye!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 8 of 16 punches, and Teddy landed 5 of 8 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 117-112


Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Teddy 10-9
Round 2: Teddy 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Teddy 10-9
Round 7: Teddy 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9

Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 116-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Teddy 10-9
Round 2: Teddy 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Teddy 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9

Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 117-112


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Teddy 10-9
Round 2: Teddy 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 7: A 10-10 tie.
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9

Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 118-111

Alfred E. Neuman wins by decision!