Public Fight Report
(Toughman) Doodle Bug 4 defeated Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt by unanimous decision: 39-37, 39-37, 39-37.Match Saturday, November 23, 2019In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 209 pounds (95 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!!
In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 676 pounds (307 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a cross to the ribs.
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+Noodle tags Bug 4 with a nice sweeping right to the nose.
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+Bug 4 throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Noodle attempts a volley of blows to the chin, but misses.
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Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bug 4 connects with a volley of painful punches to the mouth.
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+Bug 4 hits with a pair of punches to the face.
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+Bug 4 pounds Noodle with a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus.
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-Noodle probes with a volley of shots to the face, but is ineffective.
+Bug 4 hits with a flurry of punches to the chest.
+Bug 4 suprises Noodle with a series of mean blows to the nose!! Noodle retreats to the far corner.
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+Bug 4 pummels Noodle with a barrage of solid punches to the jaw.
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+Bug 4 staggers Noodle with a barrage of off balance punches to the chin!!
-Bug 4 tries a roundhouse to the face, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Doodle Bug 4 landed 52 of 70 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 5 of 22 punches.
Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9
Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 10-9
Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Noodle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Noodle pops Bug 4 with a hook to the head. Bug 4 shakes his head to clear it.
-Noodle charges with a left uppercut to the stomach, but Bug 4 leaps aside.
-Bug 4 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the face, but only hits air.
+ The fighters swap blows to the jaw.
+Bug 4 grazes Noodle with a flurry of loud punches to the head. Noodle ignores it.
-Noodle probes with a volley of shots to the stomach, but misses.
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-Noodle launches a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Bug 4 quickly backs away.
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Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Bug 4 tags Noodle with a pair of powerful punches to the temple!
-Noodle launches a pair of right shots to the chin, but he's too slow.
-Bug 4 lunges with a series of left punches to the face, but Noodle ducks.
-Bug 4 paws a pair of punches to the chin, but Noodle leaps aside.
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+Noodle hits with a stiff roundhouse to the face. Bug 4 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Bug 4 tries a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Noodle deftly avoits it.
-Noodle attempts a pair of shots to the eye, but Bug 4 hides behind his gloves.
Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bug 4 strikes with a volley of commanding punches to the head.
+Noodle lands a series of shots to the chest.
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Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle backs up Bug 4 with a barrage of loud shots to the mouth!
+Noodle nails Bug 4 with a series of vicious punches to the eye.
+Noodle attacks with a volley of light punches to the face. Bug 4 backpedals to his own corner.
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-Bug 4 attempts a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Noodle ducks just in time.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
-Bug 4 lunges with a left right to the face, but only hits air.
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+Bug 4 tosses a barrage of furious punches to the eye! Noodle asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a barrage of nice punches to the face.
+Bug 4 fires a flurry of powerful punches to the eye.
+Noodle smacks Bug 4 with a series of punches to the solar plexus!! Bug 4 quickly recovers.
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+Bug 4 fires a flurry of punches to the temple.
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Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Bug 4 scores with a barrage of punches to the chest. Noodle ignores it.
+Bug 4 hits Noodle with a volley of wild punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Doodle Bug 4 landed 71 of 119 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 41 of 71 punches.
Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9
Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 20-18
Bug 4 doesn't even want to rest!
Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Noodle attempts a barrage of right shots to the temple, but he's too slow.
+Bug 4 hits with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Bug 4 hits with a series of strong blows to the nose!!
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Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Noodle fires a pair of punches to the face, but Bug 4 escapes.
-Noodle probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Bug 4 steps aside.
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-Bug 4 tries to land a volley of left punches to the nose, but Noodle beats a hasty retreat.
+Bug 4 suprises Noodle with a off balance hook to the nose.
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+Noodle tosses a off balance hook to the temple!! Bug 4 quickly recovers.
+Bug 4 punches Noodle with a pair of punches to the temple. Noodle doesn't seem bothered.
-Bug 4 throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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+Bug 4 attacks with a pair of punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Doodle Bug 4 landed 30 of 49 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 9 of 26 punches.
Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9
Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 30-27
Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the left eye.
Noodle doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring)
Noodle flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching)
-Noodle probes with a hook to the mouth, but goes wide.
+Bug 4 connects with a flurry of loud punches to the temple!
-Noodle throws a series of left punches to the chin, but Bug 4 ties him up.
+Noodle attacks with a flurry of painful punches to the temple.
-Bug 4 throws a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Noodle blocks.
Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Noodle attempts a volley of shots to the face, but misses.
Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Noodle probes with a left hook to the eye, but is ineffective.
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+Bug 4 pops Noodle with a flurry of loud punches to the nose.
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+Bug 4 jolts Noodle with a series of punches to the eye. Noodle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Noodle lunges with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Bug 4 steps aside.
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Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a volley of vicious blows to the stomach. Bug 4 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Noodle attempts a volley of blows to the eye, but goes wide.
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-Noodle tries a left cross to the chest, but to no avail.
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-Bug 4 fires a volley of right punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
+Noodle tags Bug 4 with a hook to the eye. Bug 4 retreats to the far corner.
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+Bug 4 hits with a barrage of nice punches to the head.
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+Noodle throws a series of shots to the chest.
-Noodle fires a pair of punches to the mouth, but Bug 4 ducks just in time.
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-Noodle tries to land a pair of right blows to the ribs, but to no avail.
-Noodle launches a series of blows to the eye, but he's too slow.
Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the chin.
Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Noodle attempts a series of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
-Bug 4 launches a flurry of right punches to the face, but Noodle takes it in the forearms.
+Noodle lands a series of shots to the jaw.
-Noodle attacks with a barrage of right punches to the face, but Bug 4 covers himself well.
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-Noodle attempts a volley of right shots to the mouth, but Bug 4 covers himself well.
-Noodle probes with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Bug 4 steps aside.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Doodle Bug 4 landed 25 of 49 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 38 of 83 punches.
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9
Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 39-37
Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the left eye.
Noodle doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Total Score: Doodle Bug 4 39-37
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Total Score: Doodle Bug 4 39-37
Christy Martin scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 3: Doodle Bug 4 10-9
Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9
Total Score: Doodle Bug 4 39-37
Doodle Bug 4 wins by decision!
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