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Public Fight Report Match Saturday, November 23, 2019 In this corner, standing 6 feet and 9 inches (206 centimeters) tall weighing in at 209 pounds (95 kilograms) is Doodle Bug 4!! In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 676 pounds (307 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!! The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady. ROUND 1 Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) Noodle grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching) ... +Bug 4 annoys Noodle with a cross to the ribs. ... ... ... +Noodle tags Bug 4 with a nice sweeping right to the nose. ... ... ... +Bug 4 throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. ... Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them. ... Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them. ... -Noodle attempts a volley of blows to the chin, but misses. ... ... ... Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them. +Bug 4 connects with a volley of painful punches to the mouth. ... ... ... ... +Bug 4 hits with a pair of punches to the face. ... ... ... +Bug 4 pounds Noodle with a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus. ... ... -Noodle probes with a volley of shots to the face, but is ineffective. +Bug 4 hits with a flurry of punches to the chest. +Bug 4 suprises Noodle with a series of mean blows to the nose!! Noodle retreats to the far corner. ... ... +Bug 4 pummels Noodle with a barrage of solid punches to the jaw. ... ... ... +Bug 4 staggers Noodle with a barrage of off balance punches to the chin!! -Bug 4 tries a roundhouse to the face, but he's too slow. ... ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Doodle Bug 4 landed 52 of 70 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 5 of 22 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 10-9 Bug 4 doesn't want to stop fighting! Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting! ROUND 2 Bug 4 moves and jabs. (using the ring) Noodle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) ... ... +Noodle pops Bug 4 with a hook to the head. Bug 4 shakes his head to clear it. -Noodle charges with a left uppercut to the stomach, but Bug 4 leaps aside. -Bug 4 lashes out with a barrage of punches to the face, but only hits air. + The fighters swap blows to the jaw. +Bug 4 grazes Noodle with a flurry of loud punches to the head. Noodle ignores it. -Noodle probes with a volley of shots to the stomach, but misses. ... -Noodle launches a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Bug 4 quickly backs away. ... ... Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them. ... +Bug 4 tags Noodle with a pair of powerful punches to the temple! -Noodle launches a pair of right shots to the chin, but he's too slow. -Bug 4 lunges with a series of left punches to the face, but Noodle ducks. -Bug 4 paws a pair of punches to the chin, but Noodle leaps aside. ... +Noodle hits with a stiff roundhouse to the face. Bug 4 sneers "Is that the best you can do?" -Bug 4 tries a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Noodle deftly avoits it. -Noodle attempts a pair of shots to the eye, but Bug 4 hides behind his gloves. Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them. Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them. +Bug 4 strikes with a volley of commanding punches to the head. +Noodle lands a series of shots to the chest. ... Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them. Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them. +Noodle backs up Bug 4 with a barrage of loud shots to the mouth! +Noodle nails Bug 4 with a series of vicious punches to the eye. +Noodle attacks with a volley of light punches to the face. Bug 4 backpedals to his own corner. ... -Bug 4 attempts a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Noodle ducks just in time. + The fighters trade punches to the eye. -Bug 4 lunges with a left right to the face, but only hits air. ... +Bug 4 tosses a barrage of furious punches to the eye! Noodle asks for time to wipe off the blood. +Bug 4 thumps Noodle with a barrage of nice punches to the face. +Bug 4 fires a flurry of powerful punches to the eye. +Noodle smacks Bug 4 with a series of punches to the solar plexus!! Bug 4 quickly recovers. ... ... +Bug 4 fires a flurry of punches to the temple. ... ... Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them. +Bug 4 scores with a barrage of punches to the chest. Noodle ignores it. +Bug 4 hits Noodle with a volley of wild punches to the ribs. ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Doodle Bug 4 landed 71 of 119 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 41 of 71 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 20-18 Bug 4 doesn't even want to rest! Noodle doesn't want to stop fighting! ROUND 3 Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) Noodle grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching) ... ... ... Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... -Noodle attempts a barrage of right shots to the temple, but he's too slow. +Bug 4 hits with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Noodle hangs on until the referee breaks them up. ... +Bug 4 hits with a series of strong blows to the nose!! ... Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them. ... -Noodle fires a pair of punches to the face, but Bug 4 escapes. -Noodle probes with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Bug 4 steps aside. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... -Bug 4 tries to land a volley of left punches to the nose, but Noodle beats a hasty retreat. +Bug 4 suprises Noodle with a off balance hook to the nose. ... ... +Noodle tosses a off balance hook to the temple!! Bug 4 quickly recovers. +Bug 4 punches Noodle with a pair of punches to the temple. Noodle doesn't seem bothered. -Bug 4 throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but to no avail. ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... +Bug 4 attacks with a pair of punches to the chin. ... ... ... BELL According to the commentator: Doodle Bug 4 landed 30 of 49 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 9 of 26 punches. Doodle Bug 4 won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 30-27 Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the left eye. Noodle doesn't even want to rest! ROUND 4 Bug 4 is using the ring. (using the ring) Noodle flails at his opponent and ties him up. (clinching) -Noodle probes with a hook to the mouth, but goes wide. +Bug 4 connects with a flurry of loud punches to the temple! -Noodle throws a series of left punches to the chin, but Bug 4 ties him up. +Noodle attacks with a flurry of painful punches to the temple. -Bug 4 throws a barrage of right punches to the chin, but Noodle blocks. Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them. -Noodle attempts a volley of shots to the face, but misses. Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them. ... -Noodle probes with a left hook to the eye, but is ineffective. ... +Bug 4 pops Noodle with a flurry of loud punches to the nose. ... +Bug 4 jolts Noodle with a series of punches to the eye. Noodle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!" -Noodle lunges with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but Bug 4 steps aside. ... Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them. +Noodle annoys Bug 4 with a volley of vicious blows to the stomach. Bug 4 beats a hasty retreat. ... ... ... -Noodle attempts a volley of blows to the eye, but goes wide. ... -Noodle tries a left cross to the chest, but to no avail. ... -Bug 4 fires a volley of right punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly. +Noodle tags Bug 4 with a hook to the eye. Bug 4 retreats to the far corner. ... +Bug 4 hits with a barrage of nice punches to the head. ... +Noodle throws a series of shots to the chest. -Noodle fires a pair of punches to the mouth, but Bug 4 ducks just in time. ... ... -Noodle tries to land a pair of right blows to the ribs, but to no avail. -Noodle launches a series of blows to the eye, but he's too slow. Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them. +Noodle staggers Bug 4 with a pair of punches to the chin. Bug 4 tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them. -Noodle attempts a series of punches to the nose, but misses completely. -Bug 4 launches a flurry of right punches to the face, but Noodle takes it in the forearms. +Noodle lands a series of shots to the jaw. -Noodle attacks with a barrage of right punches to the face, but Bug 4 covers himself well. ... ... ... ... -Noodle attempts a volley of right shots to the mouth, but Bug 4 covers himself well. -Noodle probes with a flurry of punches to the chin, but Bug 4 steps aside. BELL According to the commentator: Doodle Bug 4 landed 25 of 49 punches, and Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt landed 38 of 83 punches. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt won the round 10-9 Doodle Bug 4 is winning the fight 39-37 Bug 4 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut below the left eye. Noodle doesn't even want to rest! The judges decisions are: Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Total Score: Doodle Bug 4 39-37 Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Total Score: Doodle Bug 4 39-37 Christy Martin scores the fight as follows: Round 1: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 2: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 3: Doodle Bug 4 10-9 Round 4: Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt 10-9 Total Score: Doodle Bug 4 39-37 Doodle Bug 4 wins by decision!