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(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Cannonball Run by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Monday, November 18, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Cannonball Run!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Cannonball clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Cannonball attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Cannonball pounds Dorkness 1 with a pair of stiff shots to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a flurry of solid combinations to the face.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Cannonball hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 jars Cannonball with a series of glancing punches to the head.
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+Cannonball nails Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Cannonball hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 clocks Cannonball with a series of vicious combinations to the temple.
Dorkness 1 lands a crashing right smash to the jaw and Cannonball's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Cannonball struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Cannonball staggers Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a volley of blows to the head, but Cannonball ducks.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Cannonball hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a series of hard punches to the eye. Cannonball ignores it.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a pair of punches to the jaw. Cannonball laughs!
Dorkness 1 lands a terrific haymaker and Cannonball falls to the canvas!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Cannonball doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.





Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a knockout!