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(Heavyweight) Alfred E. Neuman defeated Teddy by unanimous decision: 117-111, 117-111, 117-111.

Match Saturday, November 16, 2019

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 201 pounds (91 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 195 pounds (88 kilograms) is Teddy!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Teddy strikes with a volley of vicious punches to the jaw.
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-Teddy tries to land a barrage of left punches to the head, but Neuman ties him up.
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-Teddy paws a left straight right to the head, but Neuman stays away from it.
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+Teddy fires a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Neuman connects with a pair of heavy punches to the head.
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+Neuman backs up Teddy with a pair of mean punches to the head. Teddy retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 14 of 17 punches, and Teddy landed 14 of 23 punches.

Teddy won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 10-9


Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Teddy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

-Teddy attacks with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Neuman leaps aside.
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+Neuman fires a barrage of hard punches to the head.
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+Teddy jars Neuman with a pair of glancing punches to the eye. Neuman quickly recovers.
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+Teddy rocks Neuman with a volley of painful blows to the face.
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+Neuman shakes Teddy with a series of stinging punches to the jaw.
+Neuman belts Teddy with a flurry of punches to the nose.
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-Teddy attempts a series of right blows to the mouth, but Neuman quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 14 of 15 punches, and Teddy landed 15 of 23 punches.

Teddy won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 20-18


Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Teddy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Teddy wallops Neuman with a series of furious punches to the jaw!!
+Neuman fires a series of light punches to the head.
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-Neuman fires a pair of blows to the stomach, but misses.
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+Neuman drills Teddy with a glancing straight right to the chin.
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+Teddy jolts Neuman with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Neuman fires a quick hook to the eye!!
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+Neuman smashes Teddy with a pair of painful blows to the solar plexus.
-Teddy fires a flurry of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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+Teddy tags Neuman with a off balance cross to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 29 of 31 punches, and Teddy landed 17 of 24 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 29-28


Neuman doesn't even want to rest!

Teddy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Teddy lashes out with a quick sweeping right to the temple.
-Teddy lashes out with a pair of left punches to the face, but Neuman ducks.
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+Neuman hits with a barrage of loud punches to the eye.
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+Teddy takes charge with a pair of punches to the head. Neuman laughs!
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-Teddy paws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Neuman narrowly avoids it
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+Neuman tosses a barrage of hard punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 19 of 25 punches, and Teddy landed 14 of 23 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Neuman doesn't even want to rest!

Teddy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Teddy lashes out with a series of punches to the head, but Neuman steps aside.
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+Teddy grazes Neuman with a pair of strong punches to the eye.
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+Teddy belts Neuman with a pair of punches to the eye.
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+Neuman jolts Teddy with a flurry of shots to the eye.
+Neuman strikes with a flurry of shots to the mouth.
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+Teddy throws a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Neuman grazes Teddy with a volley of blows to the eye.
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+Neuman clocks Teddy with a series of shots to the nose. Teddy sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 21 of 26 punches, and Teddy landed 13 of 24 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 48-47


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Teddy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Teddy attacks with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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-Neuman lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Neuman fires a barrage of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Teddy pokes Neuman with a series of off balance punches to the mouth.
+Teddy pummels Neuman with a series of nice punches to the temple.
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+Neuman punches Teddy with a solid straight right to the ribs.
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+Neuman whacks Teddy with a volley of hard shots to the chest.
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+Teddy hits Neuman with a series of blows to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 16 of 25 punches, and Teddy landed 17 of 23 punches.

Teddy won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Teddy doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

+Neuman throws a barrage of punches to the eye.
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+Teddy thumps Neuman with a barrage of powerful punches to the head.
+Teddy slams Neuman with a series of punches to the temple.
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-Teddy attempts a series of left punches to the chin, but Neuman hides behind his gloves.
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+Neuman catches Teddy with a pair of loud punches to the face.
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-Teddy tries a pair of left shots to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Neuman lands a left to the eye!!
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+Neuman annoys Teddy with a flurry of nasty punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 20 of 24 punches, and Teddy landed 13 of 22 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 67-66


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Neuman charges with a volley of punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Teddy attacks with a series of punches to the chin, but misses.
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-Neuman lashes out with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Teddy narrowly avoids it
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+Teddy lands a painful jab to the eye.
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+Teddy attacks with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Teddy fires a pair of left punches to the mouth, but fails to score.
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+Neuman lands a series of punches to the eye. Teddy beats a hasty retreat.
+Neuman throws a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Neuman pummels Teddy with a quick jab to the head. Teddy beats a hasty retreat.
+Neuman hammers Teddy with a pair of mean punches to the jaw. Teddy retreats to the far corner.
+Teddy throws a flurry of punches to the chin.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 25 of 32 punches, and Teddy landed 15 of 22 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 77-75


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Neuman probes with a series of punches to the nose, but Teddy quickly backs away.
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+Teddy attacks with a barrage of heavy punches to the eye.
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+Neuman fires a cross to the temple. Teddy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Neuman hits with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Teddy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Neuman lands a volley of punches to the temple.
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+Teddy tags Neuman with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Neuman pounds Teddy with a stinging cross to the nose.
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-Neuman tries to land a uppercut to the head, but falls short.
+Teddy hits Neuman with a flurry of solid blows to the nose. Neuman sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Teddy lashes out with a flurry of punches to the face, but Neuman ties him up.
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+Neuman clocks Teddy with a barrage of strong shots to the face!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 24 of 34 punches, and Teddy landed 14 of 25 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 87-84


Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Neuman wakes up the fans with a flurry of strong punches to the chin!! Teddy seems wobbly!
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+Teddy whacks Neuman with a series of light punches to the mouth. Neuman is hurt!
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+Neuman smashes Teddy with a series of punches to the stomach.
+Neuman hits Teddy with a barrage of painful punches to the jaw.
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+Neuman connects with a pair of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
+Teddy solidly lands a volley of mean punches to the nose. Neuman beats a hasty retreat.
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-Neuman charges with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Teddy deftly avoits it.
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-Teddy throws a series of right punches to the nose, but goes wide.
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-Teddy lunges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 21 of 34 punches, and Teddy landed 13 of 23 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 97-93


Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Neuman throws a cross to the head.
+Neuman lands a pair of wild punches to the solar plexus.
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+Teddy clocks Neuman with a flurry of hard punches to the nose.
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+Neuman smashes Teddy with a series of light blows to the mouth.
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+Neuman hurts Teddy with a series of punches to the chest.
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-Teddy throws a flurry of right punches to the nose, but comes up empty.
-Neuman throws a pair of punches to the eye, but he's too slow.
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+Teddy scores with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Neuman jolts Teddy with a furious right to the face!
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+Teddy lashes out with a volley of punches to the face.
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-Teddy fires a left cross to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 22 of 32 punches, and Teddy landed 15 of 24 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 107-102


Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy backpedals and jabs.

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-Neuman attempts a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Teddy stays away from it.
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+Neuman takes charge with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 7 of 16 punches, and Teddy landed 5 of 8 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 117-111


Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Teddy 10-9
Round 2: Teddy 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Teddy 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9

Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 117-111


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Teddy 10-9
Round 2: Teddy 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Teddy 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9

Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 117-111


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Teddy 10-9
Round 2: Teddy 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Teddy 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9

Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 117-111

Alfred E. Neuman wins by decision!