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(Super-Welterweight) Johnny Lightning defeated Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.

Match Thursday, November 14, 2019

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Johnny Lightning!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 11 inches (180 centimeters) tall weighing in at 154 pounds (70 kilograms) is Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu!!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Lightning feints and fakes. (feinting)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Lightning lands a feint and then a jab to the eye.
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-Tutu! lashes out with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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-Tutu! paws a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
-Tutu! tries a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
-Tutu! throws a series of left punches to the ribs, but Lightning ducks just in time.
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+Lightning connects with a barrage of quick shots to the head.
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+Lightning throws a pair of shots to the chin.
+Lightning catches Tutu! with a volley of commanding blows to the stomach.
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+Lightning smashes Tutu! with a volley of stinging feints to the eye.
+Lightning lands a pair of shots to the stomach.
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+Lightning hits with a volley of heavy shots to the eye.
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+Lightning hits with a flurry of feints to the mouth.
+Lightning smashes Tutu! with a painful counter-punch to the nose!
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+Tutu! lashes out with a flurry of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
+Lightning connects with a hard jab to the eye. Tutu! shakes his head to clear it.
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+Lightning tags Tutu! with a flurry of stiff feints to the head.
+Lightning lands a barrage of commanding feints to the face!
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+Tutu! suprises Lightning with a volley of punches to the stomach!
+Lightning stuns Tutu! with a barrage of feints to the solar plexus.
+Lightning hits with a pair of stinging feints to the head. Tutu! falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Johnny Lightning landed 68 of 68 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 10 of 31 punches.

Johnny Lightning won the round 10-9

Johnny Lightning is winning the fight 10-9


Lightning doesn't want to stop fighting!

Tutu! doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Lightning feints and fakes. (feinting)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Lightning clocks Tutu! with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
+Lightning wallops Tutu! with a flurry of nice feints to the jaw.
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+Lightning solidly lands a barrage of shots to the temple.
+Lightning clocks Tutu! with a barrage of loud feints to the ribs.
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+Tutu! hits Lightning with a hard cross to the ribs.
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-Tutu! attempts a flurry of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
+Lightning grazes Tutu! with a barrage of feints to the head! Tutu! shakes his head to clear it.
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+Lightning lands a volley of furious punches to the face.
+Lightning fires a flurry of stinging feints to the solar plexus.
+Lightning grazes Tutu! with a series of wild feints to the chin.
+Lightning fires a feint and then a hook to the mouth.
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+Lightning staggers Tutu! with a barrage of quick shots to the nose.
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+Lightning jolts Tutu! with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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-Tutu! attempts a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Lightning ties him up.
+Lightning lashes out with a pair of punches to the mouth. Tutu! quickly recovers.
+Tutu! tosses a flurry of punches to the solar plexus. Lightning retreats to the far corner.
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+Lightning clocks Tutu! with a nasty cross to the nose!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Johnny Lightning landed 70 of 70 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 8 of 23 punches.

Johnny Lightning won the round 10-9

Johnny Lightning is winning the fight 20-18


Lightning doesn't even want to rest!

Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Lightning is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Tutu! fires a flurry of left shots to the ribs, but Lightning stays away from it.
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-Tutu! lashes out with a right jab to the ribs, but only hits air.
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-Tutu! tries to land a series of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Tutu! charges with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Tutu! lands a barrage of commanding punches to the stomach! Lightning is hurt!
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-Tutu! charges with a right straight right to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Tutu! tattoos Lightning with a volley of vicious punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Johnny Lightning landed 6 of 8 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 14 of 40 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Johnny Lightning is winning the fight 29-28


Lightning doesn't even want to rest!

Tutu! doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Lightning feints and fakes. (feinting)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Tutu! attacks with a pair of shots to the ribs, but misses.
+Lightning fires a flurry of blows to the jaw!
+Lightning fires a series of light shots to the eye.
+Lightning belts Tutu! with a series of furious combinations to the mouth!!
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-Tutu! paws a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Lightning hides behind his gloves.
-Tutu! tries to land a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but Lightning ties him up.
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+Lightning hits Tutu! with a flurry of commanding combinations to the jaw.
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-Tutu! lashes out with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Lightning covers himself well.
+Lightning belts Tutu! with a pair of light feints to the mouth.
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+Lightning jolts Tutu! with a pair of nice punches to the solar plexus. Tutu! grimaces in pain.
+Tutu! whacks Lightning with a volley of powerful shots to the solar plexus. Lightning quickly recovers.
+Lightning staggers Tutu! with a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach.
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+Lightning stuns Tutu! with a volley of strong feints to the nose.
+Lightning connects with a series of feints to the face.
-Tutu! lashes out with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Tutu! tries to land a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Tutu! hits with a volley of glancing punches to the chest. Lightning sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Lightning hits with a flurry of feints to the stomach.
+Lightning jolts Tutu! with a barrage of glancing shots to the chest. Tutu! sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Lightning smacks Tutu! with a flurry of light punches to the eye.
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+Lightning tattoos Tutu! with a volley of glancing punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Johnny Lightning landed 73 of 73 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 11 of 39 punches.

Johnny Lightning won the round 10-9

Johnny Lightning is winning the fight 39-37


Lightning doesn't even want to rest!

Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 5

Lightning is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Lightning hits Tutu! with a volley of nasty punches to the stomach. Tutu! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Tutu! slams Lightning with a hard jab to the solar plexus.
-Tutu! lunges with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Lightning deftly avoits it.
-Tutu! paws a series of right punches to the stomach, but Lightning quickly backs away.
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-Tutu! tries a volley of punches to the stomach, but Lightning deftly avoits it.
-Tutu! tries a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Lightning steps aside and laughs.
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+Tutu! lands a series of stiff punches to the ribs. Lightning gets mad!
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-Tutu! paws a volley of punches to the stomach, but Lightning narrowly avoids it
-Tutu! tries to land a pair of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Johnny Lightning landed 7 of 7 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 12 of 39 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Johnny Lightning is winning the fight 48-47


Lightning doesn't even want to rest!

Tutu! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Lightning feints and fakes. (feinting)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Lightning connects with a pair of hard shots to the stomach.
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+Lightning lands a flurry of wild punches to the nose! Tutu! covers up.
+Lightning tosses a series of mean shots to the stomach!!
+Lightning lashes out with a series of stinging punches to the temple.
+Lightning tags Tutu! with a shot to the ribs.
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+Lightning wallops Tutu! with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Tutu! drills Lightning with a light roundhouse to the chest.
-Tutu! lunges with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Tutu! probes with a series of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Lightning strikes with a barrage of shots to the stomach.
+Lightning wallops Tutu! with a flurry of powerful feints to the temple.
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-Tutu! lashes out with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Tutu! probes with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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+Lightning annoys Tutu! with a feint and then an uppercut to the chest. Tutu! ignores it.
-Tutu! charges with a left jab to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Lightning punches Tutu! with a barrage of feints to the temple!!
-Tutu! launches a barrage of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
+Tutu! staggers Lightning with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Lightning throws a loud counter-punch to the chin! Tutu! sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Tutu! attempts a right left to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Lightning jolts Tutu! with a powerful shot to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Johnny Lightning landed 69 of 69 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 11 of 38 punches.

Johnny Lightning won the round 10-9

Johnny Lightning is winning the fight 58-56


Lightning remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 7

Lightning is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Tutu! charges with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Lightning backs out of it.
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-Tutu! throws a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Lightning ties him up.
-Tutu! attempts a volley of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Tutu! lunges with a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Lightning narrowly avoids it
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-Tutu! throws a series of left punches to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Tutu! fires a flurry of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Lightning connects with a series of punches to the face. Tutu! retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Johnny Lightning landed 7 of 8 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 12 of 36 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Johnny Lightning is winning the fight 67-66


Lightning remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Lightning feints and fakes. (feinting)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Lightning grazes Tutu! with a pair of glancing feints to the nose.
+Lightning lands a pair of stinging blows to the head. Tutu! laughs!
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+Lightning tags Tutu! with a series of off balance punches to the chin.
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+Lightning backs up Tutu! with a feint and then an uppercut to the head.
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+Lightning pummels Tutu! with a flurry of powerful feints to the face.
+Lightning tags Tutu! with a barrage of shots to the mouth.
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-Tutu! charges with a barrage of right punches to the stomach, but Lightning escapes.
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+Tutu! nails Lightning with a pair of light punches to the solar plexus.
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-Tutu! attacks with a counter-punch to the stomach, but Lightning beats a hasty retreat.
-Tutu! throws a right to the stomach, but Lightning covers himself well.
+Lightning connects with a pair of wild shots to the nose!! Tutu! retreats to the far corner.
+Lightning lashes out with a series of powerful combinations to the chin. Tutu! laughs!
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+Lightning lands a series of feints to the eye.
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+Tutu! clocks Lightning with a roundhouse to the stomach.
-Tutu! charges with a series of punches to the stomach, but Lightning steps aside.
+Lightning pokes Tutu! with a pair of combinations to the head. Tutu! is hurt!
+Lightning throws a series of furious shots to the mouth. Tutu! backpedals to his own corner.
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-Tutu! tries to land a straight right to the stomach, but Lightning ducks.
+Lightning strikes with a pair of painful shots to the temple. Tutu! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Lightning hits with a series of feints to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Johnny Lightning landed 70 of 70 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 11 of 41 punches.

Johnny Lightning won the round 10-9

Johnny Lightning is winning the fight 77-75


Lightning remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Lightning is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Tutu! stuns Lightning with a volley of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Lightning sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Tutu! probes with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Tutu! attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Lightning throws a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Tutu! tries to land a pair of right punches to the chest, but falls short.
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-Tutu! throws a pair of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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-Tutu! attempts a series of right punches to the ribs, but Lightning narrowly avoids it
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-Tutu! probes with a flurry of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Tutu! strikes with a series of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Johnny Lightning landed 7 of 9 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 9 of 42 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Johnny Lightning is winning the fight 86-85


Lightning remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tutu! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Lightning feints and fakes. (feinting)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Tutu! throws a flurry of left punches to the nose, but to no avail.
+Lightning fires a series of nasty feints to the mouth.
-Tutu! paws a flurry of left punches to the temple, but falls short.
+Lightning fires a series of heavy combinations to the temple.
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-Tutu! fires a pair of punches to the jaw, but Lightning leaps aside.
+Lightning whacks Tutu! with a shot to the head.
+Lightning fires a hard feint and then a hook to the nose.
+Lightning pummels Tutu! with a pair of light shots to the temple.
+Lightning tosses a flurry of strong feints to the jaw.
+Lightning wakes up the fans with a counter-punch to the stomach.
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+Lightning throws a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Tutu! lunges with a pair of right shots to the face, but Lightning quickly backs away.
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+Lightning hits Tutu! with a volley of combinations to the stomach.
+Tutu! backs up Lightning with a barrage of heavy punches to the face.
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-Tutu! throws a series of left punches to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Lightning throws a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus.
-Tutu! throws a barrage of punches to the nose, but Lightning deftly avoits it.
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+Lightning pounds Tutu! with a volley of light feints to the mouth. Tutu! sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Tutu! paws a volley of right blows to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Lightning lands a pair of stinging shots to the ribs.
+Lightning strikes with a flurry of vicious shots to the head. Tutu! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Tutu! probes with a right jab to the face, but Lightning escapes.
+Lightning tags Tutu! with a pair of nasty blows to the eye. Tutu! retreats to the far corner.
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+Tutu! thumps Lightning with a series of vicious punches to the eye. Lightning beats a hasty retreat.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Johnny Lightning landed 74 of 74 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 11 of 50 punches.

Johnny Lightning won the round 10-9

Johnny Lightning is winning the fight 96-94


Lightning remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tutu! is obviously tired.



ROUND 11

Lightning is using the ring. (using the ring)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Tutu! launches a series of punches to the mouth, but Lightning ducks.
-Tutu! lashes out with a pair of left punches to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Tutu! tries to land a volley of right punches to the face, but misses.
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+Tutu! hammers Lightning with a series of solid punches to the temple.
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+Lightning pokes Tutu! with a flurry of furious punches to the stomach!
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-Tutu! charges with a straight right to the mouth, but goes wide.
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-Tutu! tries to land a flurry of left punches to the temple, but he's too slow.
-Tutu! tries a right jab to the mouth, but loses his balance.
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-Tutu! probes with a flurry of punches to the mouth, but misses.
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+Tutu! wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the head. Lightning is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Johnny Lightning landed 7 of 9 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 12 of 47 punches.

Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! won the round 10-9

Johnny Lightning is winning the fight 105-104


Lightning doesn't even want to rest!

Tutu! is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Lightning feints and fakes. (feinting)
Tutu! is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Tutu! attempts a right sweeping right to the nose, but Lightning hides behind his gloves.
+Lightning staggers Tutu! with a heavy combination to the chest.
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+Lightning punches Tutu! with a volley of vicious punches to the face. Tutu! laughs!
+Lightning fires a pair of feints to the chin.
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+Tutu! fires a barrage of solid punches to the chin. Lightning backpedals to his own corner.
+Lightning drills Tutu! with a flurry of shots to the face!
-Tutu! tries a flurry of punches to the chin, but Lightning hides behind his gloves.
+Lightning clocks Tutu! with a volley of heavy punches to the jaw.
-Tutu! lashes out with a series of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
+Tutu! nails Lightning with a pair of glancing punches to the mouth.
-Tutu! lunges with a series of punches to the temple, but Lightning hides behind his gloves.
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+Lightning fires a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Lightning connects with a flurry of furious feints to the chin.
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-Tutu! charges with a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Lightning ducks.
+Lightning lands a series of glancing feints to the head.
+Lightning thumps Tutu! with a quick counter-punch to the ribs.
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+Lightning drills Tutu! with a commanding shot to the jaw. Tutu! retreats to the far corner.
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-Tutu! probes with a left to the temple, but Lightning covers himself well.
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+Lightning jolts Tutu! with a flurry of strong shots to the temple.
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+Lightning hits with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Lightning backs up Tutu! with a mean shot to the temple.
-Tutu! lashes out with a volley of punches to the head, but Lightning stays away from it.
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+Lightning catches Tutu! with a barrage of combinations to the eye. Tutu! laughs!
-Tutu! charges with a pair of right punches to the head, but flails uselessly.
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-Tutu! launches a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Lightning quickly backs away.
+Lightning shakes Tutu! with a feint and then a jab to the face. Tutu! seems wobbly!
+Lightning rocks Tutu! with a roundhouse to the face.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Johnny Lightning landed 75 of 75 punches, and Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! landed 10 of 52 punches.

Johnny Lightning won the round 10-9

Johnny Lightning is winning the fight 115-113


Lightning remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Tutu! is obviously tired.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Johnny Lightning 10-9
Round 2: Johnny Lightning 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Johnny Lightning 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Johnny Lightning 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Johnny Lightning 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 10: Johnny Lightning 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 12: Johnny Lightning 10-9

Total Score: Johnny Lightning 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Johnny Lightning 10-9
Round 2: Johnny Lightning 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Johnny Lightning 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Johnny Lightning 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Johnny Lightning 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 10: Johnny Lightning 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 12: Johnny Lightning 10-9

Total Score: Johnny Lightning 115-113


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Johnny Lightning 10-9
Round 2: Johnny Lightning 10-9
Round 3: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 4: Johnny Lightning 10-9
Round 5: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 6: Johnny Lightning 10-9
Round 7: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 8: Johnny Lightning 10-9
Round 9: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 10: Johnny Lightning 10-9
Round 11: Hey look at me, I'm ZWIP, look at my tutu! 10-9
Round 12: Johnny Lightning 10-9

Total Score: Johnny Lightning 115-113

Johnny Lightning wins by decision!