Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) WTF!!! defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by knockout (KO) in round 12.Match Thursday, November 14, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is WTF!!!!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 belts Wtf!!! with a pair of punches to the eye.
Dorkness 5 lands a thundering right uppercut and Wtf!!! is knocked down!!
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Wtf!!! struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Wtf!!! throws a jab to the mouth, but Dorkness 5 takes it in the forearms.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 scores with a volley of stiff combinations to the chin.
+Wtf!!! clocks Dorkness 5 with a volley of blows to the jaw!
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wtf!!! hits with a series of painful blows to the chin. Dorkness 5 gets mad!
Wtf!!! lands a well placed right blow to the temple and Dorkness 5's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a cross to the face, but Wtf!!! stays away from it.
+Wtf!!! belts Dorkness 5 with a pair of nice shots to the chin.
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+Dorkness 5 connects with a pair of combinations to the chin.
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+Dorkness 5 strikes with a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Wtf!!! pops Dorkness 5 with a bite to the ear! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 5 hits with Wtf!!! with a low blow! This is terrible!
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a series of painful shots to the head.
-Wtf!!! lashes out with a uppercut to the mouth, but fails to score.
+Wtf!!! hits with a series of painful combinations to the temple.
Wtf!!! lands a powerful left punch in the nose and Dorkness 5 is knocked out of the ring!!
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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 5 lands a flurry of combinations to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 20 of 33 punches, and WTF!!! landed 11 of 24 punches.
WTF!!! won the round 10-9
WTF!!! is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
Wtf!!! doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Wtf!!! fires a volley of left shots to the chest, but Dorkness 5 backs out of it.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtf!!! attacks with a volley of right blows to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 pounds Wtf!!! with a flurry of strong punches to the chest.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a barrage of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
-Dorkness 5 throws a flurry of right combinations to the ribs, but fails to score.
+Wtf!!! pokes Dorkness 5 with a flurry of vicious punches to the chest.
+Dorkness 5 jars Wtf!!! with a volley of strong combinations to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 5 lands a jab to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 13 of 25 punches, and WTF!!! landed 6 of 15 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Wtf!!! doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 5 belts Wtf!!! with a series of wild punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but Wtf!!! escapes.
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-Wtf!!! throws a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 ties him up.
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-Wtf!!! attempts a left uppercut to the chest, but fails to score.
-Dorkness 5 probes with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus, but Wtf!!! escapes.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wtf!!! tosses a volley of blows to the solar plexus. Dorkness 5 laughs!
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 strikes with a pair of powerful shots to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtf!!! attempts a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Wtf!!! belts Dorkness 5 with a series of glancing blows to the stomach!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 12 of 24 punches, and WTF!!! landed 10 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 29-28
Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Wtf!!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 5 attacks with a barrage of combinations to the ribs.
+Dorkness 5 fires Wtf!!! with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Wtf!!! attempts a jab to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 covers himself well.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a pair of combinations to the ribs.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtf!!! attempts a left hook to the chest, but falls short.
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+Wtf!!! smashes Dorkness 5 with a flurry of punches to the chest.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Wtf!!! wallops Dorkness 5 with a series of combinations to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 10 of 22 punches, and WTF!!! landed 10 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 39-37
Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Wtf!!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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-Wtf!!! probes with a flurry of punches to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Wtf!!! wakes up the fans with a flurry of light blows to the solar plexus.
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+Wtf!!! lashes out with a flurry of nice combinations to the ribs.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtf!!! attacks with a flurry of left blows to the chest, but Dorkness 5 quickly backs away.
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-Wtf!!! launches a barrage of shots to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 tries a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Dorkness 5 tosses a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Wtf!!! lashes out with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 steps aside and laughs.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 13 of 24 punches, and WTF!!! landed 12 of 32 punches.
WTF!!! won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 48-47
Dorkness 5 is obviously tired.
Wtf!!! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Wtf!!! attempts a right to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 leaps aside.
+Wtf!!! hammers Dorkness 5 with a volley of powerful blows to the ribs.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wtf!!! punches Dorkness 5 with a barrage of stiff blows to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a volley of painful punches to the solar plexus. Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtf!!! attacks with a volley of blows to the chest, but Dorkness 5 narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Wtf!!! tries to land a flurry of combinations to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 quickly backs away.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 5 stuns Wtf!!! with a volley of mean combinations to the chest. Wtf!!! grimaces in pain.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Wtf!!! lunges with a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 12 of 24 punches, and WTF!!! landed 11 of 29 punches.
WTF!!! won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Dorkness 5 is obviously tired.
Wtf!!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Wtf!!! lands a flurry of blows to the ribs!
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-Wtf!!! lashes out with a flurry of blows to the ribs, but fails to score.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 clocks Wtf!!! with a pair of powerful punches to the ribs.
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-Wtf!!! probes with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but falls short.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtf!!! attacks with a volley of left blows to the chest, but comes up empty.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Dorkness 5 tries to land a right uppercut to the stomach, but Wtf!!! covers himself well.
+Dorkness 5 tosses a combination to the ribs.
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+Wtf!!! throws a barrage of shots to the stomach.
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-Wtf!!! attempts a pair of blows to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 steps aside and laughs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 12 of 23 punches, and WTF!!! landed 12 of 34 punches.
WTF!!! won the round 10-9
WTF!!! is winning the fight 67-66
Dorkness 5 is obviously tired.
Wtf!!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Wtf!!! smashes Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the stomach.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 paws a cross to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Wtf!!! charges with a pair of left shots to the chest, but Dorkness 5 covers himself well.
+Dorkness 5 pops Wtf!!! with a nice right to the chest!
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a barrage of punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtf!!! probes with a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Dorkness 5 launches a jab to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a flurry of off balance punches to the chest. Wtf!!! grimaces in pain.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a straight right to the stomach, but Wtf!!! ducks.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 17 of 35 punches, and WTF!!! landed 11 of 24 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
WTF!!! is winning the fight 77-76
Dorkness 5 is slowing down.
Wtf!!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Wtf!!! attempts a volley of left punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtf!!! probes with a volley of left blows to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 covers himself well.
-Wtf!!! paws a barrage of left punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wtf!!! suprises Dorkness 5 with a barrage of strong blows to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 5 hits Wtf!!! with a volley of light combinations to the stomach.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a right left to the chest, but Wtf!!! leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 9 of 22 punches, and WTF!!! landed 10 of 25 punches.
WTF!!! won the round 10-9
WTF!!! is winning the fight 87-85
Dorkness 5 is slowing down.
Wtf!!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 10
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wtf!!! solidly lands a series of strong blows to the ribs!
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Wtf!!! catches Dorkness 5 with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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-Wtf!!! attacks with a flurry of left blows to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 escapes.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtf!!! fires a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a volley of combinations to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 5 tattoos Wtf!!! with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Wtf!!! throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Dorkness 5 steps aside.
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-Dorkness 5 fires a jab to the stomach, but Wtf!!! beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 10 of 25 punches, and WTF!!! landed 11 of 25 punches.
WTF!!! won the round 10-9
WTF!!! is winning the fight 97-94
Dorkness 5 looks exhausted.
Wtf!!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Wtf!!! suprises Dorkness 5 with a barrage of loud blows to the chest.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Wtf!!! attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 steps aside.
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-Wtf!!! launches a pair of shots to the stomach, but misses completely.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 backs up Wtf!!! with a barrage of commanding combinations to the stomach! Wtf!!! asks for time to wipe off the blood.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Wtf!!! attacks with a barrage of left shots to the chest, but Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Wtf!!! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 7 of 24 punches, and WTF!!! landed 9 of 24 punches.
WTF!!! won the round 10-9
WTF!!! is winning the fight 107-103
Dorkness 5 looks exhausted.
Wtf!!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Wtf!!! grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
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+Wtf!!! hits with a volley of punches to the mouth.
Wtf!!! lands a devestating left punch in the nose and Dorkness 5 goes over backwards!!
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He's Out!
WTF!!! wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 5 can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
Wtf!!! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 5: A 10-10 tie.
Round 6: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 7: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 8: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 9: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 10: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 11: WTF!!! 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 6: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 7: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 8: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 9: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 10: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 11: WTF!!! 10-9
Christy Martin had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 10: WTF!!! 10-9
Round 11: WTF!!! 10-9
WTF!!! wins by a knockout!
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