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(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom I defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Thursday, November 14, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom I!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 86 pounds (39 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Boom I tosses a left to the head.
Boom I lands a decisive right punch in the nose and Dorkness 1 lands flat on his back!!

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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Boom I solidly lands a barrage of hard combinations to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 pops Boom I with a barrage of wild combinations to the head.
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+Boom I shakes Dorkness 1 with a barrage of stiff combinations to the eye!
Boom I lands a brutal uppercut and Dorkness 1 lands flat on his back!!

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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has serious cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a fractured nose.





Straw Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!