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(Heavyweight) Test Slugger 99 defeated Alfred E. Neuman by knockout (KO) in round 5.

Match Saturday, November 9, 2019

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 204 pounds (93 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 282 pounds (128 kilograms) is Test Slugger 99!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Neuman lands a series of furious punches to the solar plexus. Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Slugger 99 throws a uppercut to the stomach, but Neuman steps aside and laughs.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Neuman hurts Slugger 99 with a pair of blows to the chin.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger 99 attempts a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but flails uselessly.
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-Slugger 99 attempts a volley of right blows to the ribs, but misses.
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+Slugger 99 wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 14 of 17 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 5 of 23 punches.

Test Slugger 99 won the round 10-9

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 10-9


Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugger 99 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Neuman belts Slugger 99 with a volley of nasty punches to the ribs.
+Neuman hammers Slugger 99 with a volley of stinging punches to the stomach. Slugger 99 covers up.
-Slugger 99 launches a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Neuman escapes.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slugger 99 launches a series of blows to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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-Slugger 99 attempts a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger 99 hits Neuman with a barrage of blows to the ribs. Neuman is hurt!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 13 of 17 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 5 of 24 punches.

Test Slugger 99 won the round 10-9

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 20-18


Neuman doesn't even want to rest!

Slugger 99 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Slugger 99 charges with a barrage of blows to the ribs, but Neuman backs out of it.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Neuman annoys Slugger 99 with a barrage of painful blows to the jaw. Slugger 99 grimaces in pain.
-Slugger 99 fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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-Slugger 99 probes with a pair of right blows to the solar plexus, but Neuman takes it in the forearms.
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+Slugger 99 hits with a pair of strong punches to the chest. Neuman ignores it.
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+Neuman hammers Slugger 99 with a cross to the solar plexus! Slugger 99 shakes his head to clear it.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Neuman tosses a pair of heavy shots to the mouth.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Neuman probes with a pair of blows to the solar plexus, but Slugger 99 ducks.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 22 of 30 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 8 of 26 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 29-28


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slugger 99 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Neuman lunges with a series of punches to the face, but Slugger 99 narrowly avoids it
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+Neuman slams Slugger 99 with a pair of commanding punches to the head.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger 99 backs up Neuman with a barrage of light punches to the chest.
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-Slugger 99 tries to land a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Slugger 99 lunges with a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Neuman nails Slugger 99 with a barrage of punches to the nose. Slugger 99 quickly recovers.
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+Neuman staggers Slugger 99 with a pair of commanding punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 14 of 24 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 6 of 24 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Slugger 99 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Slugger 99 fights inside. (inside)

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+Neuman thumps Slugger 99 with a flurry of punches to the face.
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+Neuman throws a quick uppercut to the jaw. Slugger 99 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Slugger 99 connects with a pair of shots to the mouth.
Slugger 99 lands a terrific blow to the temple and Neuman staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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He's Out!
Test Slugger 99 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Neuman is slowing down.

Slugger 99 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 2: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Test Slugger 99 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: A 10-10 tie.
Round 2: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Test Slugger 99 10-9

Test Slugger 99 wins by a knockout!