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(Middleweight) The Greatest Never defeated Middle Dork Boom II by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Friday, November 8, 2019

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Middle Dork Boom II!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 159 pounds (72 kilograms) is The Greatest Never!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Middle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Middle pounds Never with a pair of glancing punches to the stomach.
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Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Never tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Never smacks Middle with a barrage of strong blows to the chest.
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+Middle hits with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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+Never lashes out with a series of blows to the stomach.
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Never tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never smacks Middle with a pair of wild shots to the chest. Middle quickly recovers.
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+Middle connects with a pair of shots to the chest.
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Never tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle whacks Never with a flurry of furious shots to the solar plexus.
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Never tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters swap shots to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Middle Dork Boom II landed 23 of 26 punches, and The Greatest Never landed 18 of 24 punches.

Middle Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Middle Dork Boom II is winning the fight 10-9


Middle doesn't even want to rest!

Never doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Middle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Middle whacks Never with a series of powerful blows to the stomach!! Never sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never smacks Middle with a pair of nasty blows to the chest. Middle ignores it.
+Never whacks Middle with a heavy uppercut to the chest.
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Never tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never throws a barrage of mean shots to the solar plexus.
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Never tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle pummels Never with a barrage of shots to the ribs.
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Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Never probes with a series of blows to the stomach, but Middle ducks.
Never tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Middle throws a series of hard punches to the stomach!
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Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Middle punches Never with a stiff left to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Middle Dork Boom II landed 23 of 26 punches, and The Greatest Never landed 18 of 25 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Middle Dork Boom II is winning the fight 20-19


Middle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Never grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Middle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Never shakes Middle with a straight right to the solar plexus.
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Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never annoys Middle with a series of powerful blows to the ribs.
Never tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle tags Never with a barrage of glancing blows to the chest.
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+Never smacks Middle with a series of wild shots to the solar plexus.
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+Middle hammers Never with a barrage of nice blows to the chest.
Never tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Middle fires a hook to the chest.
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Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Never tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Middle Dork Boom II landed 20 of 25 punches, and The Greatest Never landed 20 of 26 punches.

The Greatest Never won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Middle is slowing down. He has minor cut above the left eye.

Never is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Middle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

Never tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Never takes charge with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle pops Never with a pair of off balance punches to the chest! Never sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle backs up Never with a pair of stiff blows to the stomach. Never sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
+Never nails Middle with a volley of punches to the stomach!!
+Never takes charge with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
+Middle hits Never with a volley of stinging blows to the solar plexus.
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Never tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never tags Middle with a barrage of heavy shots to the ribs.
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+Middle grazes Never with a nasty roundhouse to the ribs. Never doesn't seem bothered.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Middle Dork Boom II landed 22 of 34 punches, and The Greatest Never landed 19 of 27 punches.

The Greatest Never won the round 10-9

The Greatest Never is winning the fight 39-38


Middle receives medical attention from his trainer. He has serious cut above the left eye.

Never is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Middle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Never clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Never wakes up the fans with a volley of hard punches to the solar plexus.
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Never tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Middle attacks with a flurry of right blows to the chest, but Never backs out of it.
+Middle tosses a series of nice shots to the chest.
-Middle throws a series of shots to the ribs, but Never ties him up.
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+Never lands a glancing right to the chest.
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Middle tries to attack, but Never hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle attacks with a stinging left to the ribs.
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+Middle fires a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus. Never hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Middle probes with a flurry of shots to the chest, but Never beats a hasty retreat.
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+Middle hits with a volley of punches to the chest.
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Never tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Never wallops Middle with a volley of stinging blows to the chest. Never is jabbing and laughing! Middle seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
The Greatest Never wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Middle can't remember which corner is his. He has gash above the right eye. He has serious cut above the left eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Never is obviously tired.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 4: The Greatest Never 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 4: The Greatest Never 10-9


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 3: The Greatest Never 10-9
Round 4: The Greatest Never 10-9

The Greatest Never wins by a technical knockout!