Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Slim Boy Fat defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-113.Match Wednesday, November 6, 2019In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 121 pounds (55 kilograms) is Slim Boy Fat!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 5 annoys Slim with a bite to the ear! That was totally uncalled for!
-Dorkness 5 fires a barrage of combinations to the eye, but Slim covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 5 stuns Slim with a flurry of heavy combinations to the temple!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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+Slim punches Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a right jab to the chin, but Slim deftly avoits it.
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+Slim attacks with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw.
+Dorkness 5 backs up Slim with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Dorkness 5 tags Slim with a pair of painful combinations to the head!
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+Slim solidly lands a series of off balance blows to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slim Boy Fat landed 20 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 15 of 33 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-9
Slim doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 5 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Dorkness 5 solidly lands a barrage of glancing combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Slim lands a barrage of off balance punches to the eye.
-Dorkness 5 fires a left straight right to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Slim tries a volley of punches to the mouth, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a volley of right combinations to the solar plexus, but Slim backs out of it.
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+Slim hits with a volley of strong punches to the temple.
+Dorkness 5 stuns Slim with a powerful sweeping right to the stomach.
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+Slim connects with a volley of quick punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slim Boy Fat landed 15 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 20-18
Slim doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 5 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 5 fires a flurry of punches to the ribs, but Slim quickly backs away.
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+Slim nails Dorkness 5 with a pair of loud punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 5 jolts Slim with a pair of mean combinations to the ribs!! Slim grimaces in pain.
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+Dorkness 5 drills Slim with a pair of stinging combinations to the solar plexus!
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-Dorkness 5 charges with a right jab to the stomach, but Slim ducks just in time.
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+Slim connects with a barrage of heavy punches to the chin!
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-Slim throws a straight right to the mouth, but Dorkness 5 narrowly avoids it
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slim Boy Fat landed 16 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 13 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 30-27
Slim doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Slim hits with a pair of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+Slim pops Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the head.
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+Slim wakes up the fans with a series of stiff punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 5 punches Slim with a volley of mean combinations to the chest.
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-Slim charges with a series of shots to the chin, but fails to score.
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+Slim scores with a pair of punches to the mouth.
+Dorkness 5 hammers Slim with a jab to the chest!! Slim sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a flurry of combinations to the chest, but comes up empty.
+Slim strikes with a pair of strong combinations to the face. Dorkness 5 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Slim attempts a volley of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Slim pops Dorkness 5 with a series of wild punches to the head.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
+Dorkness 5 attacks with a barrage of furious combinations to the ribs!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slim Boy Fat landed 29 of 49 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 14 of 22 punches.
Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 39-37
Slim doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Slim takes charge with a volley of punches to the eye. Dorkness 5 backpedals to his own corner.
-Slim probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but is ineffective.
+Slim fires a flurry of powerful punches to the mouth.
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+Slim throws a pair of quick punches to the temple!!
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+Slim pokes Dorkness 5 with a barrage of powerful punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Slim steps aside.
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+Slim lashes out with a nice straight right to the jaw.
-Dorkness 5 fires a straight right to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 5 throws a barrage of nasty punches to the solar plexus.
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-Slim tries to land a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 5 grazes Slim with a barrage of mean punches to the stomach.
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-Slim probes with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Dorkness 5 steps aside and laughs.
-Slim lashes out with a flurry of punches to the eye, but misses.
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+Slim hits Dorkness 5 with a straight right to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slim Boy Fat landed 34 of 48 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 13 of 26 punches.
Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 48-47
Slim doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Slim stuns Dorkness 5 with a volley of wild punches to the eye.
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+Dorkness 5 throws a flurry of stinging combinations to the chest.
-Slim fires a flurry of right punches to the temple, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 5 lunges with a barrage of combinations to the chest, but Slim hides behind his gloves.
+Slim punches Dorkness 5 with a flurry of stiff punches to the head.
-Dorkness 5 throws a series of left punches to the chest, but Slim takes it in the forearms.
-Slim throws a series of left punches to the chin, but misses completely.
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+Slim suprises Dorkness 5 with a barrage of stinging punches to the temple.
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+Slim suprises Dorkness 5 with a barrage of powerful punches to the head.
+Dorkness 5 attacks with a flurry of vicious combinations to the chest.
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-Slim tries a volley of right punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 5 takes it in the forearms.
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+Slim attacks with a barrage of mean punches to the chin. Dorkness 5 laughs!
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+Slim pokes Dorkness 5 with a series of stinging punches to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slim Boy Fat landed 28 of 47 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 12 of 23 punches.
Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Slim fires a barrage of punches to the chin, but flails uselessly.
+Slim suprises Dorkness 5 with a barrage of punches to the jaw!
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-Dorkness 5 lunges with a flurry of left combinations to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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+Slim attacks with a barrage of vicious punches to the eye. Dorkness 5 shakes his head to clear it.
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-Slim attempts a pair of left punches to the temple, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 5 lunges with a pair of right punches to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Slim hammers Dorkness 5 with a barrage of commanding blows to the jaw.
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+Slim belts Dorkness 5 with a series of nasty punches to the temple. Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a volley of solid blows to the solar plexus.
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+Slim lashes out with a flurry of punches to the nose!!
+Dorkness 5 punches Slim with a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a pair of light blows to the chest.
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-Slim throws a right jab to the head, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slim Boy Fat landed 30 of 50 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 12 of 25 punches.
Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9
Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 67-66
Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Slim backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Slim belts Dorkness 5 with a pair of punches to the ribs. Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Slim hits with a stinging sweeping right to the head.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a barrage of left combinations to the chest, but Slim covers himself well.
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+Slim strikes with a pair of hard punches to the stomach. Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Slim tries to land a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Dorkness 5 ducks.
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-Slim attacks with a left cross to the chest, but Dorkness 5 hides behind his gloves.
+Dorkness 5 clocks Slim with a volley of wild combinations to the chest.
+Slim pokes Dorkness 5 with a volley of nice punches to the face.
-Dorkness 5 tries a volley of combinations to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 5 staggers Slim with a volley of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Slim hits Dorkness 5 with a flurry of mean punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 5 backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slim Boy Fat landed 39 of 51 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 25 punches.
Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9
Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 77-75
Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 5 launches a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Slim ties him up.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a series of combinations to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a series of combinations to the chest.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Slim ducks just in time.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slim Boy Fat landed 4 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 9 of 22 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 86-85
Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Slim backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Slim wallops Dorkness 5 with a pair of stiff punches to the jaw.
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+Slim nails Dorkness 5 with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Slim paws a barrage of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
+Slim punches Dorkness 5 with a flurry of glancing punches to the nose.
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-Dorkness 5 tries a pair of combinations to the ribs, but fails to score.
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+Slim connects with a barrage of nice combinations to the ribs. Dorkness 5 doesn't seem bothered.
+Slim hits Dorkness 5 with a pair of nasty punches to the ribs.
-Dorkness 5 attempts a series of right punches to the chest, but misses.
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+Slim lands a series of punches to the chin.
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+Slim hits with a barrage of wild punches to the jaw.
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-Slim fires a series of right punches to the temple, but Dorkness 5 narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 5 tags Slim with a volley of combinations to the chest.
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+Slim tattoos Dorkness 5 with a volley of glancing punches to the nose. Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Slim scores with a pair of heavy punches to the eye. Dorkness 5 quickly recovers.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slim Boy Fat landed 38 of 41 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 23 punches.
Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9
Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 96-94
Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Dorkness 5 tries to land a volley of blows to the solar plexus, but Slim ducks.
+Slim punches Dorkness 5 with a glancing jab to the nose. Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 5 tries a series of combinations to the chest, but Slim steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a volley of furious punches to the stomach!! Slim hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a barrage of right punches to the chest, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slim Boy Fat landed 5 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 10 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 105-104
Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Slim backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 5 shakes Slim with a barrage of glancing combinations to the temple!
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+Slim clocks Dorkness 5 with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 5 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Slim rocks Dorkness 5 with a cross to the nose.
+Slim grazes Dorkness 5 with a series of light punches to the chest. Dorkness 5 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dorkness 5 whacks Slim with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Slim staggers Dorkness 5 with a barrage of stiff punches to the nose!!
+Dorkness 5 pounds Slim with a barrage of combinations to the chin.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a flurry of right combinations to the nose, but Slim ducks.
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-Dorkness 5 paws a barrage of combinations to the head, but to no avail.
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+Slim tags Dorkness 5 with a left to the nose.
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+Slim hurts Dorkness 5 with a pair of punches to the chin.
+Slim shakes Dorkness 5 with a flurry of stiff punches to the ribs.
-Dorkness 5 paws a series of right punches to the nose, but Slim steps aside.
-Dorkness 5 tries to land a flurry of punches to the eye, but Slim steps aside.
+Slim punches Dorkness 5 with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Slim jolts Dorkness 5 with a flurry of heavy punches to the chin.
+Dorkness 5 throws a volley of combinations to the face!
+Dorkness 5 shakes Slim with a pair of mean combinations to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slim Boy Fat landed 47 of 51 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 22 of 41 punches.
Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9
Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 115-113
Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 5: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 6: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 7: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 8: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 10: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 12: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Total Score: Slim Boy Fat 115-113
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 5: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 6: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 7: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 8: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 10: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 12: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Total Score: Slim Boy Fat 115-113
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 5: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 6: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 7: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 8: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 10: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 12: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Total Score: Slim Boy Fat 115-113
Slim Boy Fat wins by decision!
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