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(Strawweight) Lord of Shatterskull Pass defeated Straw Dork Boom III by unanimous decision: 117-112, 117-111, 117-111.

Match Monday, November 4, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 84 pounds (38 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom III!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 96 pounds (44 kilograms) is Lord of Shatterskull Pass!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Straw tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Lord connects with a barrage of painful punches to the jaw. Straw ignores it.
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+Straw attacks with Lord with a head butt! This is unbelievable!
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+Lord shakes Straw with a flurry of punches to the temple.
+Straw punches Lord with a flurry of vicious punches to the nose.
+Lord tosses a pair of quick punches to the mouth.
-Straw lunges with a barrage of right combinations to the face, but Lord ties him up.
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-Straw lunges with a volley of shots to the head, but Lord beats a hasty retreat.
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-Straw probes with a barrage of punches to the head, but Lord quickly backs away.
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+Lord solidly lands a series of combinations to the head.
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+Lord tosses a barrage of commanding punches to the head. Straw beats a hasty retreat.
-Straw launches a left sweeping right to the mouth, but Lord blocks.
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+Lord connects with a barrage of nice punches to the chin. Straw laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 10 of 34 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 24 of 25 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 10-9


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lord doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Lord tries to land a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but Straw takes it in the forearms.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw hits with a pair of commanding blows to the solar plexus.
+Lord hits with a left to the ribs!
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-Straw tries a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Lord takes it in the forearms.
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+Lord stuns Straw with a series of punches to the chest. Straw sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Lord attacks with a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Straw lunges with a series of left shots to the ribs, but misses completely.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 5 of 15 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 20 of 22 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 20-18


Straw doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lord doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Straw throws a volley of punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw throws a left roundhouse to the ribs, but Lord quickly backs away.
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+Lord pounds Straw with a pair of quick punches to the chest! Straw gets mad!
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+Straw hits with a nice hook to the chest!
-Straw lashes out with a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Lord escapes.
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+Lord lands a flurry of punches to the chest.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord pummels Straw with a pair of quick punches to the stomach.
+Lord throws a volley of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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+Lord hits with a pair of off balance punches to the chest.
+Lord staggers Straw with a volley of punches to the stomach!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 8 of 24 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 26 of 31 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 30-27


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Lord doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord tattoos Straw with a flurry of vicious punches to the face.
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-Straw lashes out with a series of blows to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Straw tries to land a left to the solar plexus, but Lord stays away from it.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Straw catches Lord with a series of stiff punches to the solar plexus. Lord laughs!
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-Straw attacks with a pair of left blows to the stomach, but Lord steps aside and laughs.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 7 of 23 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 7 of 7 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 39-37


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Lord doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Lord drills Straw with a volley of hard punches to the solar plexus!
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw shakes Lord with a flurry of nasty punches to the stomach.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Lord throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but Straw beats a hasty retreat.
-Straw lashes out with a barrage of left blows to the chest, but Lord beats a hasty retreat.
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-Straw tries a left cross to the solar plexus, but misses.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord tosses a series of solid punches to the ribs!
+Lord pummels Straw with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Straw fires a uppercut to the solar plexus, but Lord ducks.
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+Lord hits Straw with a solid jab to the ribs!!
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+Lord jars Straw with a series of vicious punches to the solar plexus! Straw grimaces in pain.
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-Straw probes with a barrage of shots to the chest, but Lord steps aside and laughs.
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+Straw throws a pair of glancing punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 11 of 34 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 25 of 34 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 49-46


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Lord doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Straw probes with a barrage of left blows to the stomach, but Lord narrowly avoids it
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw lashes out with a barrage of blows to the stomach, but goes wide.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord lashes out with a series of nice blows to the eye.
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+Straw backs up Lord with a barrage of hard blows to the stomach. Lord hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Straw probes with a flurry of blows to the chest, but to no avail.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw probes with a barrage of left shots to the ribs, but Lord leaps aside.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 9 of 33 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 8 of 8 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 58-56


Straw doesn't even want to rest!

Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw throws a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Lord takes it in the forearms.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Lord tattoos Straw with a barrage of commanding punches to the solar plexus! Straw gets mad!
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+Straw annoys Lord with a series of light blows to the stomach!
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-Straw fires a flurry of right shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
+Straw backs up Lord with a pair of punches to the chest.
+Lord staggers Straw with a pair of glancing punches to the stomach.
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-Straw charges with a flurry of shots to the stomach, but Lord takes it in the forearms.
-Straw launches a series of blows to the chest, but he's too slow.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Straw throws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Lord leaps aside.
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+Lord hits Straw with a volley of commanding blows to the chest.
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+Lord hits with a pair of punches to the chest.
+Lord wallops Straw with a barrage of furious punches to the stomach.
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+Lord hits Straw with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 12 of 41 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 29 of 29 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 68-65


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Straw lashes out with a volley of right punches to the stomach, but Lord deftly avoits it.
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+Straw lands a pair of solid punches to the ribs.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw tries to land a flurry of right shots to the stomach, but Lord deftly avoits it.
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-Straw launches a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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-Straw lashes out with a pair of left blows to the stomach, but Lord backs out of it.
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-Straw attempts a flurry of shots to the chest, but Lord leaps aside.
-Straw fires a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Lord ducks just in time.
+Lord pokes Straw with a barrage of strong punches to the mouth. Straw gets mad!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 10 of 38 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 8 of 9 punches.

Straw Dork Boom III won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 77-75


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Straw tries a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but Lord deftly avoits it.
+Lord pokes Straw with a series of off balance punches to the face.
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-Straw paws a barrage of blows to the stomach, but Lord beats a hasty retreat.
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+Lord punches Straw with a volley of punches to the head. Straw gets mad!
+Lord stuns Straw with a barrage of commanding punches to the nose.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw hits with a barrage of shots to the chest. Lord falls against the ropes!
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+Straw pops Lord with a pair of powerful shots to the stomach.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Straw throws a volley of left punches to the ribs, but fails to score.
-Straw throws a flurry of left blows to the stomach, but Lord escapes.
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+Lord solidly lands a barrage of strong punches to the head.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 11 of 38 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 21 of 24 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 87-85


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Lord backs up Straw with a flurry of punches to the jaw.
+Straw lashes out with a barrage of blows to the stomach!
-Straw attacks with a jab to the chest, but Lord backs out of it.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lord hits with a volley of powerful shots to the jaw!
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-Straw lashes out with a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Lord covers himself well.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Lord slams Straw with a barrage of painful punches to the head. Straw backpedals to his own corner.
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-Lord launches a flurry of punches to the head, but goes wide.
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-Straw tries to land a pair of left shots to the ribs, but misses.
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+Lord tags Straw with a volley of shots to the temple.
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+Straw scores with a volley of strong punches to the stomach!
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-Straw charges with a pair of right shots to the stomach, but Lord blocks.
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-Straw tries a pair of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 12 of 38 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 26 of 33 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 97-94


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Straw clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Lord probes with a right jab to the temple, but falls short.
Lord tries to attack, but Straw hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Straw throws a flurry of strong punches to the chest.
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+Lord lands a cross to the face.
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+Lord throws a glancing jab to the chin. Straw beats a hasty retreat.
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-Straw attempts a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Lord beats a hasty retreat.
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-Straw tries a volley of left punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Lord jolts Straw with a pair of heavy punches to the mouth.
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+Lord clocks Straw with a volley of stiff punches to the eye.
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+Straw tosses a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Straw charges with a flurry of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Lord smashes Straw with a straight right to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 13 of 39 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 25 of 30 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 107-103


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 12

Straw is brawling. (inside)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

+Lord backs up Straw with a series of punches to the head.
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+Lord fires Straw with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Straw tags Lord with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Straw tries to land a pair of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Straw grazes Lord with a volley of vicious blows to the eye.
-Straw probes with a series of right punches to the head, but misses.
-Straw attacks with a barrage of shots to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Lord strikes with a series of loud punches to the chin!
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+Straw wakes up the fans with a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Lord hits Straw with a barrage of punches to the nose!
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-Straw attempts a barrage of blows to the chin, but Lord leaps aside.
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+Lord scores with a barrage of shots to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Straw Dork Boom III landed 11 of 38 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 23 of 23 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 117-112


Straw remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 9: A 10-10 tie.
Round 10: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 11: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 12: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9

Total Score: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 117-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 9: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 10: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 11: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 12: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9

Total Score: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 117-111


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom III 10-9
Round 9: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 10: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 11: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 12: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9

Total Score: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 117-111

Lord of Shatterskull Pass wins by decision!