logo

Currently Online:


Public Fight Report

Looking for D:\home\site\wwwroot\public_reports\1069071.htm
(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated Tha Next Big Thing by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Saturday, November 2, 2019

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 668 pounds (303 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 1 inch (277 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Tha Next Big Thing!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Noodle grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Thing stays outside and uses his jab.

...
...
...
...
...
...
...
-Noodle tries a series of shots to the chin, but falls short.
...
Thing tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle attacks with a barrage of blows to the head.
...
+Noodle wakes up the fans with a volley of blows to the temple.
...
+Noodle throws a barrage of stinging shots to the temple.
-Noodle charges with a series of shots to the nose, but Thing leaps aside.
-Thing throws a pair of punches to the eye, but Noodle hides behind his gloves.
...
...
...
...
...
...
...
Thing tries to attack, but Noodle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Noodle shakes Thing with a pair of heavy punches to the face!
Noodle lands a terrific right blow to the head and Thing is knocked out of the ring!!

ONE

TWO

THREE

FOUR

FIVE

SIX

SEVEN

EIGHT

NINE

TEN
He's Out!
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Thing is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.





Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a knockout!