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(Heavyweight) Alfred E. Neuman defeated Teddy by unanimous decision: 118-110, 118-110, 117-111.

Match Saturday, November 2, 2019

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 204 pounds (93 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 195 pounds (88 kilograms) is Teddy!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Teddy probes with a right straight right to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Neuman attacks with a hard sweeping right to the nose.
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-Teddy tries to land a series of punches to the chin, but Neuman hides behind his gloves.
+Neuman lands a volley of nasty punches to the mouth.
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+Teddy wakes up the fans with a series of commanding blows to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 12 of 16 punches, and Teddy landed 12 of 23 punches.

Teddy won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 10-9


Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Teddy doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Teddy hits with a pair of vicious punches to the mouth.
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-Teddy charges with a volley of left punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Neuman grazes Teddy with a series of mean blows to the mouth.
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+Teddy backs up Neuman with a pair of commanding shots to the temple. Neuman sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Neuman tags Teddy with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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-Teddy throws a series of left punches to the mouth, but Neuman steps aside.
+Neuman strikes with a cross to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 13 of 16 punches, and Teddy landed 13 of 23 punches.

Teddy won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 20-18


Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Teddy doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 3

Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Teddy clocks Neuman with a pair of heavy punches to the face! Neuman ignores it.
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+Neuman attacks with a volley of mean blows to the eye. Teddy gets mad!
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+Neuman fires a barrage of punches to the face!
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+Neuman smacks Teddy with a pair of solid blows to the chest.
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-Teddy attempts a flurry of punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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+Neuman shakes Teddy with a flurry of solid shots to the chest!
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+Teddy tags Neuman with a volley of off balance punches to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 28 of 31 punches, and Teddy landed 15 of 25 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Teddy is winning the fight 29-28


Neuman doesn't even want to rest!

Teddy doesn't want to stop fighting! He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 4

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Teddy throws a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Teddy hits Neuman with a flurry of powerful punches to the face.
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+Neuman hits Teddy with a jab to the head.
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+Neuman throws a barrage of punches to the head!
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+Neuman clocks Teddy with a loud jab to the chest.
-Teddy lashes out with a series of punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Teddy tries a barrage of punches to the chin, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 19 of 22 punches, and Teddy landed 14 of 23 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Neuman doesn't even want to rest!

Teddy doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 5

Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Teddy wakes up the fans with a barrage of nice punches to the head!
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+Neuman smashes Teddy with a flurry of nasty punches to the jaw.
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+Neuman clocks Teddy with a volley of loud blows to the solar plexus.
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-Teddy tries to land a flurry of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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-Neuman tries to land a flurry of left punches to the mouth, but Teddy blocks.
+Teddy scores with a mean jab to the face.
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+Neuman smacks Teddy with a volley of furious punches to the face.
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-Teddy probes with a barrage of right blows to the chin, but Neuman narrowly avoids it
+Teddy throws a pair of off balance punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 17 of 24 punches, and Teddy landed 15 of 24 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 48-47


Neuman doesn't even want to rest!

Teddy doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 6

Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Neuman tattoos Teddy with a volley of mean punches to the stomach.
+Teddy grazes Neuman with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Teddy connects with a pair of strong punches to the jaw. Neuman sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Neuman pummels Teddy with a barrage of blows to the ribs.
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+Teddy pummels Neuman with a pair of mean punches to the chin. Neuman asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Teddy tries to land a series of right punches to the jaw, but Neuman steps aside.
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-Teddy paws a right jab to the eye, but Neuman escapes.
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-Neuman throws a series of left punches to the ribs, but Teddy ties him up.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the mouth.
+Neuman tattoos Teddy with a roundhouse to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 14 of 26 punches, and Teddy landed 15 of 24 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 58-56


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Teddy doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 7

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Neuman tosses a series of punches to the nose!
+Teddy punches Neuman with a volley of punches to the head.
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-Teddy attacks with a barrage of left punches to the eye, but Neuman escapes.
-Teddy attempts a cross to the jaw, but loses his balance.
+Neuman hits with a series of loud punches to the ribs! Teddy hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Neuman tattoos Teddy with a series of solid punches to the temple.
-Neuman fires a volley of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 16 of 26 punches, and Teddy landed 11 of 23 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 68-65


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Teddy doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 8

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Neuman punches Teddy with a flurry of hard punches to the face. Teddy laughs!
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-Neuman lashes out with a barrage of punches to the jaw, but only hits air.
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+Teddy staggers Neuman with a jab to the eye! Neuman hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Neuman attacks with a barrage of punches to the eye. Teddy quickly recovers.
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-Teddy charges with a pair of punches to the nose, but Neuman steps aside and laughs.
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-Teddy tries to land a volley of left punches to the chin, but Neuman ties him up.
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+Neuman throws a right to the jaw.
+Neuman catches Teddy with a volley of stinging blows to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 24 of 32 punches, and Teddy landed 13 of 24 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 78-74


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 9

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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-Teddy throws a series of right punches to the mouth, but Neuman ducks just in time.
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-Teddy tries a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Neuman ties him up.
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+Teddy whacks Neuman with a series of off balance punches to the jaw. Neuman seems wobbly!
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-Neuman charges with a right jab to the chin, but Teddy hides behind his gloves.
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+Neuman belts Teddy with a series of off balance punches to the mouth!! Teddy doesn't notice.
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+Teddy fires a pair of solid punches to the nose.
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+Neuman throws a vicious roundhouse to the stomach.
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+Neuman throws a series of strong punches to the chest.
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+Neuman punches Teddy with a pair of quick punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 24 of 34 punches, and Teddy landed 14 of 25 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 88-83


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 10

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

+Neuman hits Teddy with a volley of punches to the head. Teddy beats a hasty retreat.
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-Neuman fires a volley of punches to the mouth, but only hits air.
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+Neuman fires a right to the head.
-Teddy attempts a right cross to the jaw, but Neuman backs out of it.
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-Teddy attempts a barrage of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
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+Neuman throws a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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+Teddy annoys Neuman with a volley of stinging punches to the jaw.
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+Teddy rocks Neuman with a volley of punches to the nose!
+Neuman tattoos Teddy with a flurry of quick punches to the chest. Teddy laughs!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 24 of 30 punches, and Teddy landed 13 of 24 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 98-92


Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 11

Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Teddy slams Neuman with a series of light punches to the temple.
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+Teddy hits with a series of quick punches to the chin.
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-Neuman paws a series of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Neuman lashes out with a series of strong punches to the eye!
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-Teddy probes with a flurry of left punches to the chin, but Neuman steps aside and laughs.
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+Neuman fires a pair of punches to the stomach.
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-Neuman throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 22 of 34 punches, and Teddy landed 15 of 25 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 108-101


Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has a bloody lip.



ROUND 12

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy backpedals and jabs.

-Neuman tries a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Teddy blocks.
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+Neuman lands a barrage of light punches to the solar plexus.
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-Neuman attempts a barrage of punches to the jaw, but goes wide.
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+Teddy pops Neuman with a volley of loud punches to the mouth!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 7 of 17 punches, and Teddy landed 5 of 8 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 118-110


Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Teddy doesn't even want to rest! He has a bloody lip.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Teddy 10-9
Round 2: Teddy 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9

Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 118-110


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Teddy 10-9
Round 2: Teddy 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9

Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 118-110


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Teddy 10-9
Round 2: Teddy 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Teddy 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9

Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 117-111

Alfred E. Neuman wins by decision!