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(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Feather Dork Boom II by unanimous decision: 120-108, 120-108, 120-108.

Match Wednesday, October 30, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 122 pounds (55 kilograms) is Feather Dork Boom II!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Dorkness 5 hits Feather with a blow to the groin! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Feather backs up Dorkness 5 with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 5 hits Feather with a mean cross to the chin. Feather hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Feather throws a volley of strong combinations to the jaw.
Feather lands a slow motion right blow to the temple and Dorkness 5's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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Dorkness 5 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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+Feather hurts Dorkness 5 with a volley of stinging combinations to the jaw.
+Feather fires a barrage of combinations to the eye. Dorkness 5 retreats to the far corner.
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+Dorkness 5 pounds Feather with a pair of combinations to the face!! Feather gets mad!
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+Dorkness 5 shakes Feather with a pair of combinations to the temple.
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+Dorkness 5 lands a pair of glancing combinations to the eye.
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+Feather jars Dorkness 5 with a barrage of stinging combinations to the head.
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+Dorkness 5 tattoos Feather with a cross to the chin.
Dorkness 5 lands a resounding left cross to the jaw and Feather is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!

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Feather struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 5 lands a barrage of wild combinations to the jaw. Feather sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dorkness 5 thumps Feather with a barrage of combinations to the mouth.
Dorkness 5 lands a blood spattering blow to the head and Feather is knocked down!!

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Feather struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 5 fires a flurry of quick combinations to the face.
-Feather lunges with a barrage of right combinations to the nose, but misses.
+Feather lashes out with a barrage of punches to the eye!
+Feather connects with a flurry of wild punches to the eye.
+Feather annoys Dorkness 5 with a flurry of punches to the eye.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 31 of 33 punches, and Feather Dork Boom II landed 23 of 31 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!

Feather doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the left eye.



ROUND 2

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 5 pops Feather with a pair of blows to the chest! Feather ignores it.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but Feather beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 5 hammers Feather with a pair of glancing shots to the ribs!
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-Feather tries a series of right combinations to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 steps aside.
+Feather lands a series of hard combinations to the stomach.
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-Feather tries to land a volley of combinations to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Feather smashes Dorkness 5 with a right to the solar plexus.
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+Feather fires a pair of loud combinations to the ribs. Dorkness 5 quickly recovers.
-Feather attempts a flurry of combinations to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 15 of 23 punches, and Feather Dork Boom II landed 16 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!

Feather remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Feather throws a volley of combinations to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Feather wakes up the fans with a barrage of stinging combinations to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 5 hammers Feather with a jab to the solar plexus.
+Feather clocks Dorkness 5 with a series of combinations to the chest.
+Dorkness 5 tosses a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Feather probes with a right right to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Feather attacks with a series of left combinations to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 backs out of it.
-Dorkness 5 launches a series of punches to the stomach, but Feather stays away from it.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 17 of 25 punches, and Feather Dork Boom II landed 13 of 35 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Feather remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Feather hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 5 wallops Feather with a barrage of wild combinations to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a series of left combinations to the ribs, but loses his balance.
+Feather belts Dorkness 5 with a off balance jab to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 5 attacks with a series of strong combinations to the ribs.
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-Feather charges with a barrage of combinations to the chest, but Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Feather probes with a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 ducks.
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+Dorkness 5 pummels Feather with a volley of combinations to the ribs!
-Feather paws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 18 of 25 punches, and Feather Dork Boom II landed 15 of 34 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 40-36


Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Feather grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 5 jolts Feather with a nasty jab to the chest.
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-Feather launches a right straight right to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 leaps aside.
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-Feather paws a volley of left combinations to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Feather fires a series of glancing combinations to the chest. Dorkness 5 gets mad!
-Dorkness 5 tries to land a left sweeping right to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a jab to the stomach.
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+Feather punches Dorkness 5 with a flurry of light punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 5 clocks Feather with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 17 of 25 punches, and Feather Dork Boom II landed 14 of 33 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 50-45


Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Feather grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the left eye.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 5 jars Feather with a volley of commanding combinations to the chest. Feather backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkness 5 tags Feather with a volley of light combinations to the chest.
-Feather probes with a volley of combinations to the chest, but Dorkness 5 takes it in the forearms.
+Dorkness 5 lashes out with a pair of loud punches to the stomach.
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-Feather paws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
-Dorkness 5 throws a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Feather steps aside and laughs.
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+Feather throws a series of punches to the stomach. Dorkness 5 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Feather tags Dorkness 5 with a flurry of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+Feather tags Dorkness 5 with a barrage of glancing punches to the ribs.
-Feather throws a pair of right combinations to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 5 strikes with a pair of painful blows to the solar plexus! Feather sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Dorkness 5 hits with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus. Feather doesn't seem bothered.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 25 of 31 punches, and Feather Dork Boom II landed 15 of 33 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 60-54


Dorkness 5 is obviously tired.

Feather is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a pair of combinations to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 5 punches Feather with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Feather probes with a series of combinations to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 5 smacks Feather with a barrage of solid shots to the solar plexus.
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+Feather nails Dorkness 5 with a jab to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 5 punches Feather with a flurry of nice combinations to the solar plexus.
-Feather probes with a pair of left combinations to the stomach, but misses.
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-Feather paws a left roundhouse to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 blocks.
+Dorkness 5 grazes Feather with a volley of combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Feather lands a nasty straight right to the chest!
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-Feather tries a volley of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 26 of 31 punches, and Feather Dork Boom II landed 11 of 31 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 70-63


Dorkness 5 is obviously tired.

Feather is obviously tired. He has cut above the left eye.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Dorkness 5 fires a pair of combinations to the stomach, but he's too slow.
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-Feather tries to land a series of combinations to the ribs, but falls short.
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-Feather attacks with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 5 backs up Feather with a pair of painful combinations to the ribs!!
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+Feather connects with a flurry of punches to the chest!
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+Dorkness 5 suprises Feather with a series of stinging punches to the chest. Feather sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a pair of combinations to the ribs, but Feather hides behind his gloves.
-Feather probes with a flurry of left combinations to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 5 lashes out with a series of mean combinations to the ribs.
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+Feather hammers Dorkness 5 with a barrage of off balance combinations to the stomach. Dorkness 5 seems wobbly!
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+Dorkness 5 nails Feather with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 21 of 34 punches, and Feather Dork Boom II landed 12 of 31 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 80-72


Dorkness 5 is obviously tired.

Feather is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

-Feather paws a barrage of combinations to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 5 throws a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
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+Feather grazes Dorkness 5 with a left to the ribs. Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 5 attacks with a uppercut to the ribs.
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+Feather throws a series of nice combinations to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 5 charges with a barrage of left combinations to the solar plexus, but Feather hides behind his gloves.
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-Feather probes with a right straight right to the solar plexus, but misses.
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+Dorkness 5 throws a pair of combinations to the stomach.
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-Feather paws a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
-Feather attempts a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 5 tattoos Feather with a pair of off balance combinations to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 22 of 34 punches, and Feather Dork Boom II landed 11 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 90-81


Dorkness 5 is slowing down.

Feather is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye.



ROUND 10

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Feather lunges with a pair of punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
-Feather probes with a pair of punches to the chest, but Dorkness 5 steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkness 5 nails Feather with a volley of glancing combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Feather fires a volley of combinations to the stomach. Dorkness 5 seems wobbly!
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+Dorkness 5 lands a flurry of nasty punches to the solar plexus. Feather sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Dorkness 5 fires a barrage of solid punches to the stomach. Feather asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Feather launches a flurry of combinations to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 backs out of it.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a series of combinations to the chest, but Feather ducks.
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+Dorkness 5 connects with a flurry of combinations to the stomach. Feather seems wobbly!
+Feather throws a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Feather probes with a flurry of left combinations to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 20 of 34 punches, and Feather Dork Boom II landed 12 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 100-90


Dorkness 5 is slowing down.

Feather is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye.



ROUND 11

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Feather hits Dorkness 5 with a pair of painful punches to the chest.
+Dorkness 5 lashes out with a series of combinations to the solar plexus!!
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-Feather probes with a left to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 5 annoys Feather with a pair of loud punches to the ribs.
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-Feather attacks with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Feather paws a flurry of left combinations to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 5 tattoos Feather with a volley of powerful combinations to the ribs!!
-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a flurry of combinations to the stomach, but Feather takes it in the forearms.
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-Feather attacks with a pair of combinations to the stomach, but misses.
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-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a flurry of combinations to the chest, but Feather quickly backs away.
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+Dorkness 5 lands a pair of quick combinations to the ribs!!
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+Dorkness 5 lands a roundhouse to the stomach.
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-Feather throws a series of combinations to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 22 of 30 punches, and Feather Dork Boom II landed 11 of 34 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 110-99


Dorkness 5 is slowing down.

Feather is slowing down. He has cut above the left eye.



ROUND 12

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Feather throws a barrage of left combinations to the chin, but he's too slow.
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-Dorkness 5 charges with a flurry of right combinations to the eye, but Feather ducks just in time.
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+Feather fires a hard jab to the face.
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+Dorkness 5 whacks Feather with a barrage of mean combinations to the chin.
+Dorkness 5 backs up Feather with a volley of commanding punches to the eye.
+Dorkness 5 hits Feather with a volley of combinations to the nose.
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-Feather charges with a right cross to the head, but Dorkness 5 narrowly avoids it
+Feather tosses a flurry of powerful punches to the face.
-Dorkness 5 launches a right straight right to the mouth, but misses completely.
-Feather fires a right roundhouse to the face, but flails uselessly.
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-Feather throws a series of punches to the nose, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 5 landed 19 of 31 punches, and Feather Dork Boom II landed 11 of 34 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 120-108


Dorkness 5 is slowing down.

Feather looks exhausted. He has gash above the left eye. He has gash below the left eye.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9

Total Score: Army of Dorkness 5 120-108


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9

Total Score: Army of Dorkness 5 120-108


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 10: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9

Total Score: Army of Dorkness 5 120-108

Army of Dorkness 5 wins by decision!