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Public Fight Report Match Monday, October 28, 2019 In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!! In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Big Boy Part Thirty One!! The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele. ROUND 1 Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching) Big Boy Part Thirty One throws everything he's got! (all-out) ... ... ... +Big Boy Part Thirty One thumps Dorkness 2 with a pair of uppercuts to the temple. Big Boy Part Thirty One lands a ferocious left haymaker and Dorkness 2 is knocked down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... ... ... +Dorkness 2 tosses a painful roundhouse to the ribs. +Dorkness 2 lands a barrage of off balance punches to the solar plexus. +Dorkness 2 hurts Big Boy Part Thirty One with a flurry of glancing punches to the stomach!! Dorkness 2 lands a well placed right smash to the jaw and Big Boy Part Thirty One goes over backwards!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE Big Boy Part Thirty One struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. Big Boy Part Thirty One tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them. ... ... ... ... +Dorkness 2 hits Big Boy Part Thirty One with a volley of stinging shots to the stomach. ... +Dorkness 2 jolts Big Boy Part Thirty One with a barrage of blows to the ribs. Dorkness 2 lands a thundering left haymaker and Big Boy Part Thirty One goes down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut below the right eye. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has a bloody lip. Big Boy Part Thirty One can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip. Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a knockout!