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(Heavyweight) Methane defeated Shaking Hands by unanimous decision: 115-113, 115-113, 115-114.

Match Saturday, April 22, 2000

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 4 inches (193 centimeters) tall weighing in at 218 pounds (99 kilograms) is Methane!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet and 11 inches (211 centimeters) tall weighing in at 241 pounds (109 kilograms) is Shaking Hands!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Methane is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hands stays outside and uses his jab.

+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
+Hands catches Methane with a series of punches to the temple.
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+Hands solidly lands a sweeping right to the face!!
+Methane attacks with a flurry of commanding punches to the jaw.
-Methane probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
+Methane attacks with a series of loud punches to the chest.
+Hands throws a barrage of wild punches to the chin!
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-Hands throws a series of left punches to the temple, but Methane hides behind his gloves.
+Methane throws a series of solid punches to the mouth.
-Methane attempts a right right to the head, but Hands takes it in the forearms.
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+Methane connects with a volley of punches to the chest. Hands ignores it.
+Methane shakes Hands with a pair of punches to the mouth!!
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+Hands hits with a straight right to the eye. Methane shakes his head to clear it.
-Methane throws a series of punches to the head, but he's too slow.
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-Methane lashes out with a jab to the nose, but Hands deftly avoits it.
-Hands paws a series of blows to the eye, but Methane hides behind his gloves.
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-Methane fires a barrage of right punches to the nose, but only hits air.
+Hands pounds Methane with a volley of punches to the face. Methane sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Hands whacks Methane with a volley of punches to the chin.
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+Methane lands a flurry of punches to the head!!
+Methane punches Hands with a sweeping right to the eye. Hands beats a hasty retreat.
+Methane pokes Hands with a pair of light punches to the temple.
-Hands attempts a right straight right to the temple, but Methane escapes.
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+Methane pokes Hands with a barrage of painful punches to the temple.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the eye.
-Methane throws a pair of punches to the eye, but Hands quickly backs away.
+Hands pummels Methane with a pair of furious punches to the jaw!!
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+Methane annoys Hands with a series of nice punches to the mouth. Hands hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Methane grazes Hands with a pair of loud punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Methane landed 49 of 80 punches, and Shaking Hands landed 32 of 56 punches.

Methane won the round 10-9

Methane is winning the fight 10-9


Methane doesn't want to stop fighting!

Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Methane is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hands stays outside and uses his jab.

+Methane shakes Hands with a light sweeping right to the solar plexus.
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-Hands throws a flurry of right punches to the face, but Methane steps aside and laughs.
+Methane tags Hands with a flurry of commanding punches to the head!!
+ The fighters swap punches to the temple.
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+Methane clocks Hands with a barrage of punches to the eye. Hands backpedals to his own corner.
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+Methane fires a flurry of off balance punches to the nose.
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+Methane attacks with a flurry of stinging punches to the head. Hands falls against the ropes!
-Hands tries a pair of right punches to the ribs, but Methane ducks just in time.
-Methane tries a flurry of punches to the chest, but is ineffective.
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-Hands launches a series of left punches to the chin, but Methane steps aside and laughs.
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-Methane throws a barrage of punches to the temple, but Hands ties him up.
+Hands punches Methane with a sweeping right to the chin.
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+Hands fires a series of punches to the face.
-Methane paws a pair of left punches to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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-Methane tries to land a series of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
+Methane belts Hands with a barrage of punches to the eye.
-Hands probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
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-Methane paws a volley of punches to the chin, but loses his balance.
-Methane paws a pair of punches to the chin, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Methane tries a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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+Hands throws a series of punches to the nose.
+Hands pops Methane with a furious jab to the chest.
-Methane paws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
+Methane staggers Hands with a series of mean punches to the solar plexus. Hands hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Hands annoys Methane with a series of stiff punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Methane landed 40 of 84 punches, and Shaking Hands landed 34 of 58 punches.

Methane won the round 10-9

Methane is winning the fight 20-18


Methane doesn't even want to rest!

Hands doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Methane is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hands stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

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+Hands throws a pair of solid punches to the face. Methane falls against the ropes!
+Methane backs up Hands with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Methane tags Hands with a pair of punches to the mouth. Hands falls against the ropes!
-Hands paws a pair of left punches to the head, but falls short.
+Hands tags Methane with a pair of punches to the nose. Methane doesn't notice.
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-Methane throws a series of left punches to the eye, but Hands stays away from it.
+Methane hammers Hands with a volley of punches to the head.
-Hands attempts a barrage of right punches to the temple, but to no avail.
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-Methane attempts a right left to the eye, but flails uselessly.
-Methane throws a barrage of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
+Methane pummels Hands with a barrage of wild punches to the solar plexus.
+Methane hurts Hands with a flurry of shots to the ribs. Hands doesn't seem bothered.
-Methane throws a series of punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
-Hands probes with a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Methane leaps aside.
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-Methane lunges with a pair of left punches to the nose, but flails uselessly.
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-Hands fires a barrage of punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Hands punches Methane with a flurry of punches to the mouth!
-Hands tries a series of punches to the chin, but Methane steps aside.
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+Hands hits with a barrage of off balance punches to the mouth. Methane doesn't seem bothered.
+Methane scores with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw.
+Hands attacks with a flurry of nasty punches to the nose.
-Methane probes with a series of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Methane throws a barrage of punches to the face.
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+Hands wakes up the fans with a series of furious punches to the nose.
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+Hands hits with a flurry of wild punches to the stomach.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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+Methane pummels Hands with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Hands strikes with a flurry of vicious punches to the eye.
-Methane launches a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Hands deftly avoits it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Methane landed 44 of 81 punches, and Shaking Hands landed 54 of 88 punches.

Shaking Hands won the round 10-9

Methane is winning the fight 29-28


Methane doesn't even want to rest!

Hands doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Methane is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hands stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

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+Methane fires a volley of vicious punches to the temple.
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+Hands jolts Methane with a volley of punches to the mouth. Methane sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Hands probes with a volley of punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Hands attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
-Hands probes with a volley of shots to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Hands stuns Methane with a series of painful punches to the mouth.
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-Hands lunges with a flurry of right punches to the head, but misses completely.
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-Methane probes with a series of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Hands smashes Methane with a barrage of heavy punches to the chin. Methane hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Hands fires a powerful cross to the head. Methane seems wobbly!
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+Hands drills Methane with a barrage of hard blows to the temple.
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-Hands throws a flurry of punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
+Hands smashes Methane with a flurry of punches to the nose. Methane retreats to the far corner.
+Hands nails Methane with a series of off balance punches to the jaw. Methane grimaces in pain.
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-Hands probes with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Methane ducks just in time.
-Hands charges with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Methane ducks.
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-Hands throws a pair of right punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Methane landed 10 of 16 punches, and Shaking Hands landed 46 of 81 punches.

Shaking Hands won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Methane doesn't even want to rest!

Hands doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Methane moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Hands stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

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+Methane clocks Hands with a series of punches to the nose.
+Methane hammers Hands with a volley of quick punches to the eye.
-Methane throws a series of left punches to the eye, but misses completely.
+Hands smacks Methane with a flurry of wild punches to the head.
+Hands shakes Methane with a stiff jab to the nose.
+Hands belts Methane with a pair of punches to the eye.
-Hands paws a barrage of left punches to the face, but goes wide.
-Methane paws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
+Methane hurts Hands with a flurry of furious punches to the stomach.
+Methane pops Hands with a straight right to the stomach. Hands beats a hasty retreat.
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+Methane pokes Hands with a pair of punches to the mouth.
-Methane probes with a pair of punches to the eye, but falls short.
-Hands lunges with a flurry of punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
+Hands catches Methane with a flurry of off balance punches to the jaw.
+Methane wallops Hands with a barrage of painful punches to the jaw.
+Methane hurts Hands with a flurry of commanding blows to the jaw.
+Methane wallops Hands with a series of solid punches to the eye.
+Methane annoys Hands with a volley of heavy punches to the mouth.
+Methane pokes Hands with a flurry of nasty punches to the head.
+Methane hits Hands with a flurry of punches to the chin.
-Hands attempts a volley of left punches to the nose, but falls short.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
-Methane throws a pair of left punches to the chest, but fails to score.
+Hands smashes Methane with a pair of nice punches to the ribs. Methane is hurt!
+ The fighters swap punches to the nose.
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+Hands pummels Methane with a barrage of solid punches to the face. Methane sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
-Methane tries to land a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but he's too slow.
+Methane fires a barrage of solid punches to the face.
+Methane whacks Hands with a pair of furious punches to the chin.
-Hands throws a jab to the chest, but Methane hides behind his gloves.
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-Hands fires a right jab to the jaw, but Methane ducks.
+Methane backs up Hands with a pair of quick punches to the nose.
+Hands fires a flurry of hard punches to the eye.
-Methane charges with a barrage of punches to the eye, but misses.
-Hands tries a volley of right punches to the chin, but Methane steps aside and laughs.
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+Hands lands a barrage of nasty punches to the jaw.
+Hands throws a barrage of loud punches to the solar plexus. Methane seems wobbly!
+Methane punches Hands with a pair of light punches to the temple.
+Methane fires a series of punches to the nose.
+Hands clocks Methane with a right to the head.
+Hands solidly lands a pair of quick punches to the chin.
+Methane wakes up the fans with a flurry of off balance punches to the face.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the jaw.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Methane landed 71 of 101 punches, and Shaking Hands landed 56 of 92 punches.

Methane won the round 10-9

Methane is winning the fight 48-47


Methane remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Hands remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Methane moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Hands stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

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+Methane pounds Hands with a light jab to the jaw.
-Methane lunges with a pair of right punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
-Hands throws a flurry of left punches to the nose, but goes wide.
+Hands rocks Methane with a flurry of mean punches to the solar plexus.
-Methane paws a pair of left punches to the mouth, but misses.
+Hands wakes up the fans with a barrage of strong punches to the nose.
+Methane throws a barrage of punches to the eye. Hands doesn't notice.
+ The fighters swap punches to the head.
+Hands tosses a pair of punches to the chin! Methane backpedals to his own corner.
+Methane slams Hands with a volley of off balance punches to the face.
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-Hands tries a series of punches to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Methane shakes Hands with a off balance jab to the mouth.
+Hands thumps Methane with a pair of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
-Methane fires a flurry of left punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Methane hits with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Methane wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the jaw.
+Methane lands a barrage of punches to the face.
+Hands attacks with a heavy right to the temple.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
-Hands probes with a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
+Hands throws a flurry of stiff punches to the nose.
+Hands hits with a volley of stiff punches to the chin.
+Methane connects with a jab to the eye.
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+Hands tags Methane with a flurry of punches to the chest. Methane sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Methane hits with a volley of punches to the nose.
-Hands charges with a volley of right punches to the mouth, but Methane stays away from it.
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-Methane lunges with a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Hands quickly backs away.
-Methane probes with a barrage of right punches to the head, but Hands hides behind his gloves.
+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
-Methane probes with a series of punches to the eye, but misses.
-Hands attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but Methane leaps aside.
+Hands tosses a barrage of hard blows to the jaw.
+Hands attacks with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Methane connects with a flurry of painful punches to the chin.
+Methane lands a volley of strong punches to the ribs!
+Hands jolts Methane with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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+Hands pounds Methane with a flurry of loud punches to the chin.
+Methane hits with a pair of off balance punches to the temple. Hands quickly recovers.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Methane landed 67 of 102 punches, and Shaking Hands landed 56 of 93 punches.

Methane won the round 10-9

Methane is winning the fight 58-56


Methane remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Hands remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Methane is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hands stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

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-Hands charges with a volley of left punches to the ribs, but loses his balance.
-Methane fires a barrage of right punches to the chin, but goes wide.
+Methane hits with a series of quick punches to the solar plexus!
-Hands tries to land a cross to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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+Hands tosses a barrage of punches to the head.
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+Hands hits Methane with a series of quick punches to the chin. Methane hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Hands probes with a right to the solar plexus, but Methane backs out of it.
-Hands launches a left to the face, but Methane stays away from it.
+Hands pummels Methane with a barrage of punches to the eye. Methane retreats to the far corner.
-Hands probes with a series of punches to the face, but Methane deftly avoits it.
-Hands charges with a series of right punches to the temple, but Methane takes it in the forearms.
+Hands hits with a pair of loud punches to the stomach!
-Hands lunges with a barrage of right punches to the temple, but Methane steps aside and laughs.
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+Hands nails Methane with a volley of painful punches to the eye.
-Hands lunges with a jab to the chin, but Methane ducks.
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+Hands smashes Methane with a straight right to the mouth.
+Hands fires a pair of punches to the face.
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+Hands hammers Methane with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Methane beats a hasty retreat.
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+Hands tags Methane with a volley of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Methane landed 11 of 17 punches, and Shaking Hands landed 44 of 96 punches.

Shaking Hands won the round 10-9

Methane is winning the fight 67-66


Methane remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Hands grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 8

Methane moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Hands stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

+Methane punches Hands with a series of powerful punches to the face!
-Hands attempts a barrage of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
-Methane fires a barrage of punches to the face, but falls short.
-Hands tries a flurry of punches to the temple, but Methane ducks just in time.
-Methane attempts a flurry of punches to the head, but comes up empty.
+Methane lands a barrage of solid punches to the ribs!
+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
+Hands connects with a series of commanding punches to the jaw.
+Methane connects with a barrage of nice punches to the face.
+Methane lands a pair of vicious punches to the solar plexus.
+Methane backs up Hands with a series of stiff punches to the jaw.
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
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+Hands annoys Methane with a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-Hands lunges with a barrage of left punches to the head, but Methane leaps aside.
-Methane lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Hands steps aside.
+Hands tosses a pair of punches to the stomach.
+Methane pokes Hands with a flurry of punches to the chest.
-Hands tries to land a jab to the mouth, but Methane takes it in the forearms.
+Hands solidly lands a series of quick punches to the head. Methane hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Hands lands a series of powerful punches to the nose.
+Methane belts Hands with a barrage of stinging punches to the eye.
-Hands attempts a pair of punches to the chest, but misses.
+Methane takes charge with a volley of furious punches to the head.
+Methane fires a pair of punches to the eye.
-Hands attempts a pair of punches to the eye, but Methane ducks.
+Methane rocks Hands with a flurry of solid punches to the ribs.
-Methane launches a series of punches to the stomach, but Hands steps aside and laughs.
+Hands nails Methane with a volley of furious punches to the head! Methane asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Methane tags Hands with a flurry of heavy punches to the nose!! Hands covers up.
-Hands tries a volley of punches to the ribs, but Methane ducks.
+Hands tattoos Methane with a flurry of strong punches to the ribs!
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-Methane probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but Hands blocks.
+Hands tattoos Methane with a flurry of vicious punches to the solar plexus!
+Hands scores with a barrage of nasty punches to the face. Methane falls against the ropes!
+Hands fires a volley of punches to the jaw. Methane doesn't notice.
-Methane throws a left to the chest, but Hands covers himself well.
-Hands paws a flurry of punches to the face, but misses completely.
+Hands solidly lands a series of nasty shots to the eye.
+Methane punches Hands with a nice right to the eye. Hands hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Methane tries to land a left left to the chin, but Hands escapes.
+ The fighters swap punches to the mouth.
-Methane attempts a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Hands backs out of it.
+Methane punches Hands with a pair of furious punches to the head.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Methane landed 71 of 104 punches, and Shaking Hands landed 55 of 96 punches.

Methane won the round 10-9

Methane is winning the fight 77-75


Methane remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Hands grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 9

Methane is using the ring. (using the ring)
Hands stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

-Hands attacks with a pair of right blows to the head, but goes wide.
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-Methane attempts a volley of right punches to the temple, but Hands takes it in the forearms.
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-Hands lashes out with a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Methane leaps aside.
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-Hands attempts a right left to the head, but Methane stays away from it.
-Hands tries a series of left punches to the temple, but Methane quickly backs away.
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+Hands whacks Methane with a furious straight right to the chin.
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-Hands attempts a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
-Hands attempts a series of right punches to the mouth, but Methane ducks just in time.
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+Hands solidly lands a barrage of stinging punches to the temple. Methane seems wobbly!
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+Methane catches Hands with a series of powerful punches to the mouth.
+Hands hits with a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus!
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+Hands hits with a strong roundhouse to the eye!!
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+Hands hits Methane with a volley of powerful punches to the eye.
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-Hands launches a series of left punches to the face, but he's too slow.
-Hands attempts a roundhouse to the eye, but Methane ties him up.
+Hands tosses a barrage of wild punches to the stomach.
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+Hands connects with a barrage of punches to the nose. Methane seems wobbly!
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+Hands lands a barrage of punches to the nose.
-Hands launches a pair of right punches to the nose, but Methane backs out of it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Methane landed 9 of 16 punches, and Shaking Hands landed 41 of 95 punches.

Shaking Hands won the round 10-9

Methane is winning the fight 86-85


Methane remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Hands grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 10

Methane moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Hands stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

-Hands attempts a barrage of left punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
+Methane connects with a barrage of punches to the temple.
+Methane wallops Hands with a series of punches to the chin. Hands gets mad!
+Hands lands a pair of solid punches to the eye.
-Hands tries to land a flurry of punches to the head, but loses his balance.
+Hands tags Methane with a pair of heavy blows to the jaw. Methane doesn't seem bothered.
+Hands connects with a quick straight right to the chin!
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+Methane punches Hands with a pair of vicious punches to the mouth.
+Methane solidly lands a flurry of heavy punches to the jaw. Hands grimaces in pain.
-Methane attempts a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Hands quickly backs away.
+Methane pops Hands with a series of punches to the jaw.
-Hands probes with a pair of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Hands probes with a series of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Methane fires a barrage of punches to the jaw, but he's too slow.
-Methane attempts a volley of left punches to the ribs, but Hands escapes.
-Hands lashes out with a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Methane ducks just in time.
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+Methane nails Hands with a barrage of punches to the temple.
-Methane fires a volley of punches to the jaw, but Hands steps aside and laughs.
+Hands connects with Methane with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Methane probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Hands steps aside and laughs.
+Methane annoys Hands with a jab to the face.
+Hands jars Methane with a barrage of punches to the stomach!
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
-Hands attacks with a jab to the ribs, but Methane stays away from it.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the head.
-Hands throws a flurry of punches to the temple, but Methane covers himself well.
+Methane punches Hands with a flurry of punches to the eye.
-Hands attempts a pair of punches to the temple, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Hands charges with a series of left punches to the chin, but Methane steps aside and laughs.
-Hands lashes out with a series of punches to the mouth, but he's too slow.
+Methane scores with a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus.
-Methane charges with a volley of left punches to the head, but misses completely.
+Methane tags Hands with a pair of off balance punches to the chin.
-Hands attempts a pair of punches to the head, but misses completely.
+Hands pounds Methane with a flurry of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
+Methane hits Hands with a stinging jab to the stomach.
+Hands hits with a flurry of glancing punches to the temple.
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+Hands connects with a pair of punches to the face.
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+Hands catches Methane with a pair of light punches to the ribs.
+Methane tags Hands with a volley of quick punches to the chin.
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+Hands connects with a pair of nice punches to the eye.
+Hands throws a pair of wild punches to the temple.
+Hands connects with a volley of hard punches to the ribs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Methane landed 72 of 111 punches, and Shaking Hands landed 56 of 104 punches.

Methane won the round 10-9

Methane is winning the fight 96-94


Methane remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Hands grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 11

Methane tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Hands stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

+Hands belts Methane with a roundhouse to the head.
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+Hands slams Methane with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
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+Methane hits Hands with a barrage of stiff combinations to the eye. Hands gets mad!
-Methane launches a left left to the head, but Hands steps aside and laughs.
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+Hands hits Methane with a jab to the mouth.
-Hands tries to land a series of punches to the chest, but Methane quickly backs away.
-Hands attempts a barrage of left punches to the jaw, but Methane ties him up.
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-Hands tries a barrage of punches to the face, but Methane deftly avoits it.
-Hands lashes out with a pair of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Methane rocks Hands with a pair of solid combinations to the face. Hands sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Hands throws a flurry of punches to the jaw.
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+Hands scores with a barrage of stiff punches to the face.
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+Hands jars Methane with a volley of hard punches to the chin.
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-Hands attempts a volley of left punches to the chin, but to no avail.
-Hands attempts a barrage of punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
+Hands strikes with a series of light punches to the chest.
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+Hands fires a uppercut to the chest.
-Hands throws a series of right punches to the solar plexus, but Methane ducks.
-Hands probes with a series of right punches to the jaw, but Methane deftly avoits it.
+Methane attacks with a flurry of combinations to the face. Hands sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Hands tries a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Methane quickly backs away.
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+Hands pops Methane with a pair of nice punches to the temple.
-Methane throws a barrage of left punches to the nose, but Hands stays away from it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Methane landed 20 of 34 punches, and Shaking Hands landed 50 of 103 punches.

Shaking Hands won the round 10-9

Methane is winning the fight 105-104


Methane remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Hands is obviously tired.



ROUND 12

Methane moves and jabs. (using the ring)
Hands stays outside and fires rat-a-tat jabs.

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-Hands attempts a series of punches to the chest, but Methane steps aside.
+Hands connects with a flurry of vicious punches to the ribs.
+Hands lands a flurry of punches to the nose. Methane grimaces in pain.
+Hands pops Methane with a flurry of punches to the head.
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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
+Methane thumps Hands with a flurry of light punches to the jaw. Hands falls against the ropes!
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-Hands attempts a flurry of left blows to the chin, but Methane steps aside and laughs.
-Methane charges with a series of right punches to the head, but Hands steps aside.
+Methane punches Hands with a series of off balance shots to the jaw. Hands asks for time to wipe off the blood.
-Hands tries to land a series of punches to the stomach, but Methane beats a hasty retreat.
-Hands fires a volley of punches to the chin, but Methane backs out of it.
-Methane paws a right to the eye, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Hands fires a barrage of punches to the face. Methane covers up.
+Methane jars Hands with a glancing sweeping right to the ribs. Hands hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Methane lunges with a volley of punches to the mouth, but Hands narrowly avoids it
+Hands rocks Methane with a series of quick punches to the mouth! Methane sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Hands throws a barrage of punches to the head, but to no avail.
+Hands staggers Methane with a roundhouse to the nose.
-Hands attempts a series of right punches to the mouth, but loses his balance.
-Methane throws a pair of left punches to the jaw, but Hands deftly avoits it.
+Hands fires a vicious straight right to the jaw.
-Hands attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but Methane steps aside and laughs.
+Hands connects with a roundhouse to the head.
+ The fighters swap punches to the jaw.
+Methane tags Hands with a powerful left to the solar plexus.
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-Hands attacks with a right to the temple, but Methane ducks.
+Methane pummels Hands with a nice straight right to the nose.
+Methane takes charge with a flurry of stinging punches to the head.
+Hands scores with a hard jab to the face.
+Methane backs up Hands with a pair of mean punches to the jaw.
+Methane fires a wild cross to the head.
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+Hands lands a loud cross to the temple.
+Hands fires a jab to the temple.
-Hands attacks with a barrage of punches to the ribs, but Methane takes it in the forearms.
-Hands launches a jab to the jaw, but Methane covers himself well.
+Methane smacks Hands with a barrage of commanding punches to the mouth.
+Methane throws a jab to the mouth.
-Methane probes with a flurry of left punches to the jaw, but Hands ducks just in time.
+Hands hits with a flurry of painful punches to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Methane landed 78 of 103 punches, and Shaking Hands landed 52 of 100 punches.

Methane won the round 10-9

Methane is winning the fight 115-113


Methane remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Hands is obviously tired.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Methane 10-9
Round 2: Methane 10-9
Round 3: Shaking Hands 10-9
Round 4: Shaking Hands 10-9
Round 5: Methane 10-9
Round 6: Methane 10-9
Round 7: Shaking Hands 10-9
Round 8: Methane 10-9
Round 9: Shaking Hands 10-9
Round 10: Methane 10-9
Round 11: Shaking Hands 10-9
Round 12: Methane 10-9

Total Score: Methane 115-113


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Methane 10-9
Round 2: Methane 10-9
Round 3: Shaking Hands 10-9
Round 4: Shaking Hands 10-9
Round 5: Methane 10-9
Round 6: Methane 10-9
Round 7: Shaking Hands 10-9
Round 8: Methane 10-9
Round 9: Shaking Hands 10-9
Round 10: Methane 10-9
Round 11: Shaking Hands 10-9
Round 12: Methane 10-9

Total Score: Methane 115-113


Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Methane 10-9
Round 2: Methane 10-9
Round 3: Shaking Hands 10-9
Round 4: Shaking Hands 10-9
Round 5: Methane 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Shaking Hands 10-9
Round 8: Methane 10-9
Round 9: Shaking Hands 10-9
Round 10: Methane 10-9
Round 11: Shaking Hands 10-9
Round 12: Methane 10-9

Total Score: Methane 115-114

Methane wins by decision!