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(Cruiserweight) Squeezer 3 defeated Imwith Stupid by technical knockout (TKO) in round 5.

Match Saturday, October 26, 2019

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 2 inches (157 centimeters) tall weighing in at 192 pounds (87 kilograms) is Squeezer 3!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 189 pounds (86 kilograms) is Imwith Stupid!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Squeezer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Stupid thumps Squeezer with a volley of heavy shots to the eye. Squeezer covers up.
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+Squeezer stuns Stupid with a barrage of glancing shots to the jaw.
Stupid tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.

Stupid tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Squeezer annoys Stupid with a hook to the nose.
Squeezer lands a cruel haymaker and Stupid goes over backwards!!

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EIGHT
Stupid struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Squeezer tries to attack, but Stupid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squeezer clocks Stupid with a volley of quick shots to the head!
Squeezer lands a powerful left punch in the nose and Stupid falls to the canvas!!

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SIX
Stupid struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Squeezer tries to attack, but Stupid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squeezer pounds Stupid with a loud left to the face. Stupid asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Stupid pops Squeezer with a volley of commanding punches to the face.
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+Stupid attacks with a commanding uppercut to the face. Squeezer sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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Stupid tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Stupid annoys Squeezer with a furious cross to the eye. Squeezer backpedals to his own corner.
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+Stupid solidly lands a glancing straight right to the head.
+Stupid nails Squeezer with a pair of nasty blows to the mouth.
Stupid tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squeezer grazes Stupid with a series of quick shots to the temple.
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+ The fighters exchange shots to the mouth.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Squeezer 3 landed 15 of 15 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 23 of 33 punches.

Squeezer 3 won the round 10-7

Squeezer 3 is winning the fight 10-7


Squeezer doesn't want to stop fighting! He has cut below the right eye.

Stupid doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 2

Squeezer clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Stupid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

+Squeezer jars Stupid with a barrage of punches to the nose.
Squeezer lands a vicious right blow to the temple and Stupid is knocked out of the ring!!

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SEVEN
Stupid struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Squeezer annoys Stupid with a series of blows to the chin.
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+Stupid hits with a pair of blows to the mouth.
Squeezer tries to attack, but Stupid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stupid clocks Squeezer with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Squeezer doesn't seem bothered.
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+Squeezer pounds Stupid with a pair of heavy blows to the face.
Squeezer lands a cruel left haymaker and Stupid is flattened!!

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SIX
Stupid struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squeezer tries to attack, but Stupid hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Stupid launches a pair of shots to the nose, but Squeezer quickly backs away.
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The fighters study each other.
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-Stupid paws a pair of left blows to the nose, but Squeezer ducks.
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+Stupid hits with a flurry of commanding shots to the head.
Stupid tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squeezer pops Stupid with a pair of furious punches to the nose. Stupid backpedals to his own corner.
+Squeezer suprises Stupid with a pair of commanding punches to the chin!!
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+Stupid fires a series of blows to the head!!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Squeezer 3 landed 14 of 16 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 17 of 31 punches.

Squeezer 3 won the round 10-7

Squeezer 3 is winning the fight 20-14


Squeezer doesn't even want to rest! He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

Stupid remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 3

Squeezer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Stupid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Squeezer pops Stupid with a series of stinging blows to the solar plexus.
+Stupid grazes Squeezer with a barrage of blows to the temple. Squeezer doesn't notice.
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+Squeezer hits Stupid with a straight right to the ribs.
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-Squeezer lunges with a left hook to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Squeezer pops Stupid with a volley of punches to the stomach.
+Stupid pops Squeezer with a series of stinging punches to the face. Squeezer sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
-Stupid throws a volley of blows to the nose, but fails to score.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squeezer hits with a barrage of loud shots to the stomach.
+Stupid wakes up the fans with a volley of vicious blows to the face. Squeezer doesn't seem bothered.
+Stupid hits with a pair of punches to the nose!
Stupid lands a lightning right punch in the nose and Squeezer is knocked out of the ring!!

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FIVE
Squeezer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Squeezer clocks Stupid with a series of wild punches to the ribs.
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Squeezer tries to attack, but Stupid hangs on until the referee separates them.
Stupid tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squeezer tries to attack, but Stupid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stupid rocks Squeezer with a series of shots to the chin. Squeezer sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Stupid lands a terrific right uppercut and Squeezer hurtles to the canvas!!

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EIGHT
Squeezer struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Stupid wallops Squeezer with a roundhouse to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Squeezer 3 landed 14 of 25 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 22 of 30 punches.

Imwith Stupid won the round 10-7

Squeezer 3 is winning the fight 27-24


Squeezer remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken tooth.

Stupid is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 4

Squeezer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Stupid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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-Stupid attempts a volley of left punches to the face, but goes wide.
+Stupid hits with a solid hook to the head!!
+Stupid throws a pair of blows to the face.
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+Squeezer hammers Stupid with a pair of shots to the stomach.
+Stupid grazes Squeezer with a pair of blows to the nose.
Stupid tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Squeezer strikes with a volley of loud punches to the chest.
Squeezer lands a resounding smash to the jaw and Stupid is knocked out of the ring!!

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Stupid struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Squeezer suprises Stupid with a vicious left to the ribs.
Stupid tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Squeezer wakes up the fans with a series of heavy blows to the chest.
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Stupid tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Stupid hits with a series of strong punches to the chin.
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Squeezer tries to attack, but Stupid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+ The fighters swap shots to the face.
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Squeezer tries to attack, but Stupid hangs on until the referee separates them.

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The fighters stop to pull up their trunks.
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Squeezer tries to attack, but Stupid hangs on until the referee separates them.
Stupid tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Squeezer 3 landed 16 of 23 punches, and Imwith Stupid landed 18 of 32 punches.

Squeezer 3 won the round 10-8

Squeezer 3 is winning the fight 37-32


Squeezer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken tooth.

Stupid collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the left eye.



ROUND 5

Squeezer grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Stupid grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Stupid tries to attack, but Squeezer hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Squeezer tries to attack, but Stupid hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Stupid slams Squeezer with a volley of light shots to the jaw.
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-Stupid probes with a right uppercut to the head, but Squeezer steps aside and laughs.
-Squeezer lunges with a flurry of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Stupid annoys Squeezer with a flurry of strong blows to the chin.
+Stupid slams Squeezer with a volley of blows to the eye.
+Squeezer smacks Stupid with a volley of wild punches to the solar plexus. Squeezer attacks like a wild man! Stupid's manager throws in the towel! The Referee stops the fight!
Squeezer 3 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Squeezer grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has gash below the right eye. He has the right eye swollen shut. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken tooth.

Stupid can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.

The doctor won't let Imwith Stupid continue the fight! Squeezer 3 wins by TKO!!





Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Squeezer 3 10-7
Round 2: Squeezer 3 10-7
Round 3: Imwith Stupid 10-7
Round 4: Squeezer 3 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Squeezer 3 10-7
Round 2: Squeezer 3 10-7
Round 3: Imwith Stupid 10-7
Round 4: Squeezer 3 10-8


George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Squeezer 3 10-7
Round 2: Squeezer 3 10-7
Round 3: Imwith Stupid 10-7
Round 4: Squeezer 3 10-8

Squeezer 3 wins by a technical knockout!