Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Slim Boy Fat defeated Army of Dorkness 5 by unanimous decision: 115-112, 115-112, 115-112.Match Wednesday, October 23, 2019In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 121 pounds (55 kilograms) is Slim Boy Fat!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 5 throws a pair of combinations to the eye, but Slim backs out of it.
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+Slim annoys Dorkness 5 with a series of painful blows to the eye.
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+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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+Dorkness 5 annoys Slim with a volley of off balance combinations to the nose.
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+Dorkness 5 tosses a series of off balance blows to the face.
+Slim hurts Dorkness 5 with a volley of solid combinations to the eye. Dorkness 5 falls against the ropes!
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+Slim punches Dorkness 5 with a series of mean punches to the mouth! Dorkness 5 doesn't notice.
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-Dorkness 5 paws a flurry of punches to the mouth, but Slim steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a roundhouse to the mouth, but to no avail.
+Dorkness 5 thumps Slim with a low blow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
+Dorkness 5 nails Slim with a volley of wild punches to the head.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slim Boy Fat landed 20 of 22 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 16 of 31 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-9
Slim doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 5 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 5 catches Slim with a series of painful combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 5 connects with a volley of combinations to the solar plexus!
+Slim lands a pair of punches to the chin. Dorkness 5 backpedals to his own corner.
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-Slim probes with a left jab to the face, but Dorkness 5 ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a flurry of right blows to the solar plexus, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but Slim stays away from it.
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+Slim pounds Dorkness 5 with a nice jab to the head.
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+Slim attacks with a volley of loud punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slim Boy Fat landed 17 of 26 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 12 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 20-18
Slim doesn't want to stop fighting!
Dorkness 5 doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Slim punches Dorkness 5 with a pair of vicious punches to the mouth.
-Dorkness 5 launches a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
+Dorkness 5 drills Slim with a volley of powerful punches to the chest!!
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-Dorkness 5 throws a flurry of left punches to the solar plexus, but Slim deftly avoits it.
-Slim attempts a volley of left combinations to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Slim fires a barrage of commanding combinations to the head.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Slim backs out of it.
+Dorkness 5 wallops Slim with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slim Boy Fat landed 14 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 13 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 30-27
Slim doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 5 launches a flurry of left punches to the chest, but Slim blocks.
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-Slim probes with a jab to the face, but misses completely.
+Slim fires a flurry of vicious punches to the head. Dorkness 5 grimaces in pain.
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-Slim attacks with a left jab to the mouth, but falls short.
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+Slim wallops Dorkness 5 with a volley of loud punches to the mouth.
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+Slim punches Dorkness 5 with a barrage of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 5 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Dorkness 5 wakes up the fans with a flurry of combinations to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a series of left punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Slim tattoos Dorkness 5 with a series of stiff punches to the jaw.
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-Slim attacks with a series of right combinations to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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+Slim tosses a pair of combinations to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slim Boy Fat landed 31 of 50 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 12 of 25 punches.
Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 39-37
Slim doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Slim tosses a flurry of punches to the mouth.
+Slim tosses a volley of stiff punches to the temple.
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-Slim launches a pair of punches to the head, but Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Slim jolts Dorkness 5 with a barrage of vicious blows to the jaw.
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-Slim launches a series of left punches to the nose, but Dorkness 5 takes it in the forearms.
-Slim attempts a straight right to the eye, but Dorkness 5 steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a straight right to the ribs, but Slim ducks just in time.
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+Slim hits Dorkness 5 with a volley of stinging punches to the chin.
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+Slim tags Dorkness 5 with a series of heavy punches to the eye. Dorkness 5 seems wobbly!
+Dorkness 5 strikes with a barrage of mean shots to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a wild jab to the stomach!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slim Boy Fat landed 28 of 43 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 13 of 24 punches.
Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 48-47
Slim doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 6
Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Slim tries to land a barrage of punches to the chin, but to no avail.
+Slim nails Dorkness 5 with a barrage of punches to the head. Dorkness 5 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a sweeping right to the ribs, but Slim steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkness 5 pops Slim with a series of combinations to the stomach.
-Slim lashes out with a jab to the mouth, but Dorkness 5 leaps aside.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
+Slim scores with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Slim jolts Dorkness 5 with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Slim scores with a pair of furious punches to the eye. Dorkness 5 shakes his head to clear it.
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+Slim attacks with a volley of stiff punches to the nose.
-Slim attempts a volley of left punches to the face, but Dorkness 5 hides behind his gloves.
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+Slim catches Dorkness 5 with a series of stinging punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slim Boy Fat landed 29 of 45 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 14 of 26 punches.
Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 7
Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 5 punches Slim with a painful left to the solar plexus.
+Slim pounds Dorkness 5 with a series of wild punches to the face. Dorkness 5 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Slim attempts a flurry of punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 5 steps aside.
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+Slim hits with a volley of loud punches to the nose.
+Slim strikes with a flurry of furious punches to the eye. Dorkness 5 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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+Slim takes charge with a series of powerful punches to the nose.
-Dorkness 5 launches a right to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Slim attempts a pair of punches to the face, but fails to score.
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-Slim launches a flurry of left punches to the nose, but Dorkness 5 covers himself well.
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-Slim throws a barrage of right punches to the chin, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 5 rocks Slim with a powerful cross to the ribs. Slim doesn't notice.
+Slim smashes Dorkness 5 with a flurry of nice combinations to the head.
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+Slim grazes Dorkness 5 with a barrage of punches to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slim Boy Fat landed 32 of 46 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 13 of 25 punches.
Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9
Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 67-66
Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 8
Slim backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Slim tattoos Dorkness 5 with a jab to the eye.
+Dorkness 5 strikes with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus!!
-Dorkness 5 throws a barrage of left combinations to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a pair of left punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
+Slim hammers Dorkness 5 with a volley of wild punches to the temple.
+Dorkness 5 pummels Slim with a pair of heavy combinations to the ribs.
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+Slim hammers Dorkness 5 with a pair of quick punches to the jaw.
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+Slim hits with a flurry of vicious punches to the eye.
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+Slim connects with a barrage of nice punches to the head.
-Slim attacks with a flurry of right punches to the stomach, but falls short.
+Slim tattoos Dorkness 5 with a flurry of punches to the eye.
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+Slim catches Dorkness 5 with a volley of heavy punches to the temple.
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+Slim fires a flurry of punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slim Boy Fat landed 38 of 47 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 24 punches.
Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9
Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 77-75
Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 9
Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 5 lunges with a series of punches to the stomach, but falls short.
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+Dorkness 5 catches Slim with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Slim punches Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a series of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 5 throws a series of punches to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slim Boy Fat landed 5 of 10 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 9 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 86-85
Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 10
Slim backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Slim hurts Dorkness 5 with a volley of mean punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 5 hits Slim with a quick roundhouse to the chest! Slim covers up.
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+Dorkness 5 attacks with a barrage of loud punches to the solar plexus!!
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+Slim hits with a flurry of loud combinations to the eye!
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-Slim launches a jab to the head, but Dorkness 5 steps aside.
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+Slim hurts Dorkness 5 with a off balance left to the mouth.
+Slim hits Dorkness 5 with a barrage of glancing punches to the eye.
+Slim lands a barrage of strong punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 5 throws a series of combinations to the chest, but Slim hides behind his gloves.
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+Slim hits Dorkness 5 with a volley of glancing combinations to the nose. Dorkness 5 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Slim belts Dorkness 5 with a barrage of painful punches to the face.
-Dorkness 5 attacks with a barrage of right combinations to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Slim tries a barrage of punches to the eye, but falls short.
+Slim solidly lands a flurry of vicious punches to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slim Boy Fat landed 42 of 46 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 23 punches.
Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9
Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 96-94
Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 11
Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 5 paws a series of left punches to the stomach, but Slim leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a flurry of loud combinations to the ribs.
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+Slim stuns Dorkness 5 with a series of wild punches to the face.
+Dorkness 5 annoys Slim with a pair of light combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 5 fires a straight right to the chest, but Slim escapes.
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a volley of right punches to the chest, but he's too slow.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slim Boy Fat landed 5 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 10 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 105-104
Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 12
Slim backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a right roundhouse to the mouth, but Slim takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkness 5 fires a jab to the chin, but Slim blocks.
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+Slim lashes out with a volley of powerful punches to the ribs! Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
+Slim takes charge with a light jab to the chin.
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-Dorkness 5 launches a volley of right punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Slim jars Dorkness 5 with a furious jab to the ribs.
+Dorkness 5 connects with a roundhouse to the face!
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+Slim hits with a stiff left to the ribs. Dorkness 5 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dorkness 5 hits with Slim with an elbow! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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+Dorkness 5 nails Slim with a flurry of combinations to the chin.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a volley of right combinations to the temple, but Slim ducks.
+Slim solidly lands a pair of punches to the eye.
+Slim hits with a volley of loud punches to the temple.
+Slim hammers Dorkness 5 with a pair of punches to the chin.
-Dorkness 5 launches a pair of left combinations to the jaw, but Slim steps aside.
+Slim slams Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the mouth.
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+Slim thumps Dorkness 5 with a flurry of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Slim Boy Fat landed 45 of 48 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 17 of 41 punches.
Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-8
Slim Boy Fat is winning the fight 115-112
Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 5: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 6: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 7: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 8: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 10: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 12: Slim Boy Fat 10-8
Total Score: Slim Boy Fat 115-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 5: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 6: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 7: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 8: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 10: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 12: Slim Boy Fat 10-8
Total Score: Slim Boy Fat 115-112
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 5: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 6: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 7: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 8: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 10: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 12: Slim Boy Fat 10-8
Total Score: Slim Boy Fat 115-112
Slim Boy Fat wins by decision!
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