Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Army of Dorkness 1 defeated Xavier Couturier by technical knockout (TKO) in round 7.Match Monday, October 21, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Xavier Couturier!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 89 pounds (40 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Couturier clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 whacks Couturier with an illegal kidney punch! How can the TBG commission stand for this behavior?
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Couturier lashes out with a pair of vicious blows to the ribs.
+Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of stiff punches to the jaw!! Couturier sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Couturier probes with a flurry of combinations to the ribs, but goes wide.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Couturier catches Dorkness 1 with a cross to the solar plexus!
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a pair of mean combinations to the chin. Couturier quickly recovers.
+Couturier strikes with a loud right to the chest.
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+Dorkness 1 pummels Couturier with a strong jab to the chin. Couturier sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Dorkness 1 lands a ferocious uppercut and Couturier staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Couturier struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 1 lashes out with a barrage of combinations to the jaw.
+Dorkness 1 tags Couturier with a barrage of loud combinations to the nose. Couturier is hurt!
-Dorkness 1 probes with a jab to the mouth, but Couturier takes it in the forearms.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Xavier Couturier landed 15 of 26 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 22 of 32 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-8
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 10-8
Couturier doesn't even want to rest!
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Couturier clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Couturier jolts Dorkness 1 with a pair of furious blows to the stomach.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Couturier probes with a right roundhouse to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Couturier attempts a hook to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 narrowly avoids it
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+Couturier hits with a volley of nice blows to the chest.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 1 lashes out with a flurry of combinations to the chest.
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+Dorkness 1 lashes out with a pair of painful combinations to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 1 hurts Couturier with a flurry of quick combinations to the ribs!!
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Couturier attacks with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Xavier Couturier landed 13 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 17 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 20-17
Couturier remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Couturier clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 drills Couturier with a barrage of punches to the chest!!
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of vicious punches to the stomach.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Couturier staggers Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a volley of powerful combinations to the stomach.
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Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 1 tries to attack, but Couturier hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Couturier jars Dorkness 1 with a volley of powerful shots to the stomach.
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-Couturier tries a series of punches to the stomach, but loses his balance.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Xavier Couturier landed 10 of 22 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 16 of 26 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 30-26
Couturier remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 4
Couturier fights inside. (inside)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
-Dorkness 1 attacks with a combination to the stomach, but Couturier quickly backs away.
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-Couturier probes with a flurry of shots to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 ties him up.
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+Dorkness 1 jolts Couturier with a pair of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Couturier fires a painful uppercut to the ribs.
-Couturier tries to land a barrage of right punches to the chest, but Dorkness 1 stays away from it.
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-Couturier launches a series of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 steps aside and laughs.
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-Couturier throws a barrage of right shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 1 narrowly avoids it
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+Couturier slams Dorkness 1 with a barrage of nasty shots to the chest.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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+Couturier takes charge with a barrage of heavy punches to the ribs!
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+Couturier lands a barrage of stiff shots to the chest.
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+Couturier strikes with a barrage of stinging shots to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Xavier Couturier landed 20 of 40 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 19 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 40-35
Couturier grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Couturier fights inside. (inside)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Couturier charges with a barrage of left shots to the chest, but Dorkness 1 blocks.
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+Dorkness 1 backs up Couturier with a pair of commanding shots to the solar plexus.
+Dorkness 1 hits with a barrage of nasty combinations to the ribs!! Couturier retreats to the far corner.
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+Couturier wakes up the fans with a hook to the stomach! Dorkness 1 covers up.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a pair of shots to the ribs, but only hits air.
-Couturier charges with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 1 nails Couturier with a pair of light combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Couturier hits with a volley of quick punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 gets mad!
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-Couturier launches a series of blows to the solar plexus, but misses completely.
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-Couturier lunges with a volley of left blows to the chest, but only hits air.
-Couturier attempts a series of left shots to the chest, but Dorkness 1 ties him up.
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+Couturier wakes up the fans with a barrage of blows to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Xavier Couturier landed 19 of 39 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 17 of 23 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 50-44
Couturier is obviously tired.
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired.
ROUND 6
Couturier is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Dorkness 1 hits with a volley of combinations to the ribs. Couturier falls against the ropes!
-Couturier attempts a right cross to the temple, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 1 shakes Couturier with a wild roundhouse to the ribs. Couturier laughs!
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+Couturier pops Dorkness 1 with a flurry of hooks to the eye.
Couturier lands a terrific hook and Dorkness 1 hurtles to the canvas!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Couturier annoys Dorkness 1 with an elbow! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Couturier throws a volley of right hooks to the eye, but Dorkness 1 ties him up.
-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of hooks to the chest, but Couturier takes it in the forearms.
+Couturier hits with a flurry of powerful crosses to the nose.
Couturier lands a bone crushing haymaker and Dorkness 1 is knocked down!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkness 1 charges with a volley of combinations to the ribs, but Couturier steps aside.
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-Couturier tries a volley of right crosses to the chin, but Dorkness 1 steps aside.
+Dorkness 1 attacks with a barrage of nasty combinations to the chest.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of vicious combinations to the ribs. Couturier doesn't seem bothered.
Dorkness 1 lands a ferocious smash to the jaw and Couturier's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!
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Couturier struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Couturier attacks with a flurry of mean combinations to the jaw.
+Dorkness 1 clocks Couturier with a volley of off balance punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a series of punches to the stomach, but Couturier covers himself well.
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+Couturier smashes Dorkness 1 with a series of strong hooks to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Xavier Couturier landed 13 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 22 punches.
Xavier Couturier won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 is winning the fight 59-54
Couturier collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
Dorkness 1 is slowing down.
ROUND 7
Couturier is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Dorkness 1 punches Couturier with a cross to the stomach.
Dorkness 1 lands a crashing left punch in the nose and Couturier hurtles to the canvas!!
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Couturier struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Couturier attempts a pair of left punches to the nose, but is ineffective.
+Couturier backs up Dorkness 1 with a flurry of crosses to the eye. Dorkness 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dorkness 1 smashes Couturier with a jab to the ribs. Couturier hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Dorkness 1 lands a decisive left hook and Couturier falls to the canvas!!
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Couturier struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Couturier jolts Dorkness 1 with a low blow! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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+Dorkness 1 lands a pair of stiff punches to the ribs.
+Couturier suprises Dorkness 1 with a nice left to the head. Dorkness 1 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Couturier probes with a flurry of punches to the chin, but misses.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of right punches to the chest, but Couturier hides behind his gloves.
+Dorkness 1 whacks Couturier with a pair of crosses to the solar plexus.
-Couturier fires a left to the face, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 1 scores with a pair of combinations to the chest. Couturier shakes his head to clear it. Dorkness 1 is hammering relentlessly! Couturier falls into a clinch. He won't let go! The referee is warning him but he won't let go! That's it, the fight is stopped!! The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Couturier can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody lip.
Dorkness 1 is slowing down.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Xavier Couturier 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Xavier Couturier 10-9
Sean O'Grady had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 6: Xavier Couturier 10-9
Army of Dorkness 1 wins by a technical knockout!
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