Public Fight Report
(Heavyweight) Alfred E. Neuman defeated Teddy by unanimous decision: 117-111, 117-111, 118-111.Match Saturday, October 19, 2019In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 204 pounds (93 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!
In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 195 pounds (88 kilograms) is Teddy!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Teddy paws a barrage of left punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
+Neuman strikes with a pair of punches to the head.
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+Teddy tosses a pair of punches to the mouth.
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-Neuman attempts a volley of left shots to the jaw, but fails to score.
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+Neuman lands a flurry of nice punches to the stomach.
+Teddy staggers Neuman with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 11 of 17 punches, and Teddy landed 14 of 24 punches.
Teddy won the round 10-9
Teddy is winning the fight 10-9
Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!
Teddy doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Neuman fires a powerful jab to the mouth.
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+Neuman punches Teddy with a flurry of blows to the mouth. Teddy is hurt!
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+Teddy throws a flurry of stinging punches to the mouth.
-Teddy probes with a series of punches to the mouth, but falls short.
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-Teddy throws a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but flails uselessly.
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+Teddy hits with a volley of off balance punches to the mouth!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 11 of 16 punches, and Teddy landed 13 of 25 punches.
Teddy won the round 10-9
Teddy is winning the fight 20-18
Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!
Teddy doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 3
Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
-Neuman probes with a right hook to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Teddy paws a barrage of punches to the mouth, but Neuman ducks.
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+Neuman solidly lands a series of punches to the chin.
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+Neuman pokes Teddy with a series of off balance punches to the jaw.
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+Teddy annoys Neuman with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Teddy annoys Neuman with a loud jab to the face.
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+Teddy grazes Neuman with a barrage of vicious punches to the mouth.
+Neuman hurts Teddy with a furious hook to the head. Teddy asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 26 of 31 punches, and Teddy landed 15 of 24 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Teddy is winning the fight 29-28
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
Teddy doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 4
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Teddy backs up Neuman with a flurry of nice punches to the jaw.
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-Teddy tries a barrage of left punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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-Teddy fires a flurry of right punches to the chin, but Neuman hides behind his gloves.
+Teddy hammers Neuman with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Neuman wallops Teddy with a pair of nice punches to the nose. Teddy retreats to the far corner.
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-Neuman charges with a flurry of punches to the nose, but misses completely.
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+Neuman fires a glancing jab to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 16 of 22 punches, and Teddy landed 14 of 25 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
Teddy doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Teddy attacks with a series of punches to the nose.
+Teddy throws a volley of off balance punches to the temple! Neuman sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Neuman lands a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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+Neuman annoys Teddy with a series of heavy punches to the nose.
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-Teddy launches a straight right to the chin, but fails to score.
+Neuman staggers Teddy with a flurry of commanding punches to the eye.
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-Neuman fires a flurry of left punches to the eye, but comes up empty.
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+Teddy jars Neuman with a right to the mouth.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 19 of 24 punches, and Teddy landed 17 of 26 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 48-47
Neuman doesn't even want to rest!
Teddy doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut below the left eye.
ROUND 6
Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Neuman backs up Teddy with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Neuman staggers Teddy with a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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-Neuman attempts a flurry of right punches to the chest, but Teddy hides behind his gloves.
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-Teddy probes with a flurry of blows to the chin, but misses.
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+Neuman slams Teddy with a stiff left to the chest. Teddy doesn't seem bothered.
+Teddy throws a painful right to the head. Neuman covers up.
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-Teddy attempts a barrage of punches to the head, but Neuman backs out of it.
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-Neuman fires a volley of punches to the chest, but fails to score.
+Teddy nails Neuman with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 13 of 25 punches, and Teddy landed 16 of 24 punches.
Teddy won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye.
ROUND 7
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Teddy shakes Neuman with a jab to the mouth.
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+Neuman belts Teddy with a barrage of stinging punches to the mouth. Teddy seems wobbly!
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-Teddy paws a flurry of punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Neuman fires a flurry of left punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Teddy launches a right jab to the face, but he's too slow.
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+Neuman slams Teddy with a series of punches to the temple. Teddy shakes his head to clear it.
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+Teddy tags Neuman with a series of heavy punches to the jaw. Neuman asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Teddy jars Neuman with a wild roundhouse to the temple.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 18 of 24 punches, and Teddy landed 14 of 25 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 67-66
Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye.
ROUND 8
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Teddy connects with a volley of strong punches to the temple.
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+Neuman suprises Teddy with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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-Neuman paws a pair of right punches to the head, but comes up empty.
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-Neuman fires a flurry of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Teddy probes with a series of punches to the jaw, but falls short.
-Teddy tries a series of right punches to the jaw, but is ineffective.
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+Neuman clocks Teddy with a flurry of wild punches to the nose.
+Neuman hits with a series of wild punches to the mouth! Teddy seems wobbly!
+Teddy annoys Neuman with a volley of punches to the mouth.
+Neuman smashes Teddy with a pair of light punches to the stomach.
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+Teddy slams Neuman with a stiff jab to the face.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 23 of 32 punches, and Teddy landed 15 of 23 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 77-75
Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye.
ROUND 9
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
-Neuman throws a barrage of punches to the jaw, but Teddy ducks.
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+Teddy wakes up the fans with a volley of powerful punches to the mouth. Neuman sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Teddy connects with a barrage of powerful punches to the chin.
+Neuman tattoos Teddy with a light straight right to the chest. Teddy sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Teddy lunges with a series of left punches to the face, but Neuman steps aside.
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+Neuman whacks Teddy with a volley of solid punches to the temple.
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-Teddy throws a jab to the mouth, but Neuman covers himself well.
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+Teddy hammers Neuman with a volley of off balance punches to the chin.
+Neuman tags Teddy with a series of strong punches to the eye!!
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+Neuman catches Teddy with a barrage of furious punches to the nose.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 21 of 33 punches, and Teddy landed 15 of 25 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 87-84
Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye.
ROUND 10
Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
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+Neuman tags Teddy with a barrage of off balance punches to the chin.
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+Teddy fires a barrage of blows to the jaw.
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-Neuman tries a pair of punches to the stomach, but Teddy stays away from it.
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+Neuman smacks Teddy with a barrage of vicious punches to the chin.
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-Neuman lashes out with a flurry of punches to the eye, but misses completely.
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-Teddy attacks with a barrage of punches to the head, but Neuman blocks.
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+Teddy nails Neuman with a barrage of nice punches to the temple.
-Teddy probes with a right right to the mouth, but comes up empty.
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+Neuman hurts Teddy with a flurry of nice punches to the ribs.
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+Neuman throws a barrage of punches to the nose.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 21 of 31 punches, and Teddy landed 15 of 25 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 97-93
Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye.
ROUND 11
Neuman is using the ring. (using the ring)
Teddy stays outside and uses his jab.
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-Teddy attempts a flurry of right punches to the nose, but loses his balance.
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+Neuman catches Teddy with a flurry of punches to the nose. Teddy grimaces in pain.
+Teddy attacks with a volley of punches to the face.
-Neuman probes with a barrage of left punches to the face, but Teddy ducks just in time.
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+Neuman grazes Teddy with a volley of nice punches to the head!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 13 of 25 punches, and Teddy landed 15 of 25 punches.
Teddy won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 106-103
Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye.
ROUND 12
Neuman is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Teddy backpedals and jabs.
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-Neuman attempts a flurry of right uppercuts to the chin, but Teddy backs out of it.
-Neuman tries to land a right blow to the mouth, but Teddy ducks just in time.
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-Neuman attacks with a flurry of left hooks to the head, but Teddy backs out of it.
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+Neuman hurts Teddy with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Neuman whacks Teddy with a flurry of blows to the mouth. Teddy falls against the ropes!
-Neuman paws a pair of right roundhouses to the jaw, but Teddy blocks.
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-Neuman probes with a left jab to the head, but Teddy backs out of it.
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+Neuman rocks Teddy with a off balance uppercut to the eye.
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-Neuman lunges with a barrage of right punches to the nose, but misses.
-Neuman probes with a flurry of punches to the nose, but Teddy ducks.
+Teddy staggers Neuman with a flurry of painful punches to the chest.
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+Teddy connects with a flurry of mean punches to the eye. Neuman backpedals to his own corner.
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+Neuman smacks Teddy with a volley of strong uppercuts to the jaw.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Alfred E. Neuman landed 25 of 64 punches, and Teddy landed 8 of 8 punches.
Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9
Alfred E. Neuman is winning the fight 116-112
Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Teddy remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has serious cut below the left eye.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Teddy 10-9
Round 2: Teddy 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Teddy 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 117-111
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Teddy 10-9
Round 2: Teddy 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: Teddy 10-9
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 117-111
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Teddy 10-9
Round 2: Teddy 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 5: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 8: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 9: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 10: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 11: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 12: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Total Score: Alfred E. Neuman 118-111
Alfred E. Neuman wins by decision!
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