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(Featherweight) Golden Dork V defeated Dr Satan! by knockout (KO) in round 11.

Match Wednesday, October 16, 2019

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Golden Dork V!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 8 inches (142 centimeters) tall weighing in at 126 pounds (57 kilograms) is Dr Satan!!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dork V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Satan! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Satan! hits with a barrage of loud blows to the jaw. Dork V hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Dork V tries to attack, but Satan! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Satan! whacks Dork V with a barrage of stinging shots to the mouth!
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+Dork V jars Satan! with a strong cross to the stomach.
+Dork V fires a flurry of off balance punches to the stomach.
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Dork V tries to attack, but Satan! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dork V tries to attack, but Satan! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dork V takes charge with a barrage of punches to the chest. Satan! quickly recovers.
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+Satan! pounds Dork V with a series of strong shots to the head!
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+Dork V jolts Satan! with a series of commanding punches to the solar plexus!! Satan! sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Satan! jars Dork V with a pair of blows to the jaw. Dork V laughs!
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+Satan! throws a volley of solid punches to the mouth.
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+Dork V tags Satan! with a series of furious punches to the chest.
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Dork V tries to attack, but Satan! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Golden Dork V landed 41 of 41 punches, and Dr Satan! landed 24 of 24 punches.

Golden Dork V won the round 10-9

Golden Dork V is winning the fight 10-9


Dork V doesn't want to stop fighting!

Satan! doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dork V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Satan! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dork V slams Satan! with a nice straight right to the chest.
Dork V tries to attack, but Satan! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dork V stuns Satan! with a pair of punches to the ribs.
Dork V tries to attack, but Satan! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Satan! strikes with a barrage of punches to the chest!! Dork V ignores it.
+Dork V fires a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Satan! connects with a series of solid blows to the ribs!
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+Dork V shakes Satan! with a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dork V hits Satan! with a series of nasty shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dork V tags Satan! with a volley of punches to the stomach. Satan! quickly recovers.
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Dork V tries to attack, but Satan! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dork V takes charge with a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach.
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+Dork V slams Satan! with a heavy right to the solar plexus.
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Dork V tries to attack, but Satan! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Satan! annoys Dork V with a volley of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Golden Dork V landed 40 of 40 punches, and Dr Satan! landed 24 of 24 punches.

Golden Dork V won the round 10-9

Golden Dork V is winning the fight 20-18


Dork V doesn't even want to rest!

Satan! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Dork V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Satan! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dork V tries to attack, but Satan! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Satan! smacks Dork V with a volley of quick blows to the chest.
+Dork V tattoos Satan! with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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+Satan! smashes Dork V with a flurry of nice blows to the solar plexus.
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+Satan! lashes out with a volley of solid shots to the solar plexus!
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+Dork V fires a series of painful punches to the ribs.
+Dork V hammers Satan! with a barrage of punches to the ribs.
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+Dork V connects with a series of loud punches to the chest.
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Dork V tries to attack, but Satan! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dork V drills Satan! with a volley of painful punches to the ribs.
Dork V tries to attack, but Satan! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dork V tries to attack, but Satan! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dork V jars Satan! with a series of painful shots to the solar plexus.
+Satan! hits with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach. Dork V laughs!
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Golden Dork V landed 38 of 38 punches, and Dr Satan! landed 24 of 24 punches.

Golden Dork V won the round 10-9

Golden Dork V is winning the fight 30-27


Dork V remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Satan! remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Dork V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Satan! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Satan! connects with a painful right to the solar plexus.
+Satan! stuns Dork V with a light hook to the ribs.
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+Dork V strikes with a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach.
+Dork V throws a barrage of blows to the ribs. Satan! retreats to the far corner.
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Dork V tries to attack, but Satan! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dork V smacks Satan! with a pair of punches to the solar plexus. Satan! gets mad!
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+Dork V jars Satan! with a barrage of heavy punches to the solar plexus. Satan! sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Satan! fires a uppercut to the ribs. Dork V sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Dork V throws a pair of punches to the stomach.
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Dork V tries to attack, but Satan! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dork V tries to attack, but Satan! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dork V thumps Satan! with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus! Satan! covers up.
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Dork V tries to attack, but Satan! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dork V hammers Satan! with a quick straight right to the stomach. Satan! sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Golden Dork V landed 40 of 41 punches, and Dr Satan! landed 21 of 23 punches.

Golden Dork V won the round 10-9

Golden Dork V is winning the fight 40-36


Dork V grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Satan! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 5

Dork V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Satan! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Satan! throws a flurry of punches to the chest.
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+Dork V fires a series of punches to the solar plexus!! Satan! is hurt!
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+Dork V hurts Satan! with a jab to the stomach. Satan! laughs!
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Dork V tries to attack, but Satan! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Satan! smacks Dork V with a series of blows to the ribs.
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+Dork V connects with a flurry of off balance punches to the ribs.
+Dork V annoys Satan! with a barrage of stinging punches to the solar plexus. Satan! is hurt!
+Satan! fires a series of blows to the ribs!!
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Dork V tries to attack, but Satan! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dork V annoys Satan! with a series of strong punches to the chest.
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+Dork V jars Satan! with a series of wild punches to the chest.
+Dork V hits Satan! with a volley of solid punches to the chest!!
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+ The fighters trade punches to the eye.
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+Dork V hits with a volley of loud punches to the stomach. Satan! shakes his head to clear it.
+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.
+Satan! slams Dork V with a flurry of punches to the ribs.
Dork V tries to attack, but Satan! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Satan! pummels Dork V with a pair of solid punches to the ribs!!
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+Dork V hits Satan! with a series of strong punches to the stomach.
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+Satan! smashes Dork V with a series of shots to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Golden Dork V landed 41 of 41 punches, and Dr Satan! landed 31 of 31 punches.

Golden Dork V won the round 10-9

Golden Dork V is winning the fight 50-45


Dork V is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.

Satan! grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 6

Dork V tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Satan! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dork V connects with a series of commanding combinations to the solar plexus!
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+Dork V fires a series of furious punches to the chest.
+Dork V jars Satan! with a volley of furious combinations to the ribs!!
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+Satan! tosses a volley of furious combinations to the ribs!
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+ The fighters exchange combinations to the eye.
+Satan! attacks with a series of commanding shots to the solar plexus. Dork V is hurt!
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+Dork V punches Satan! with a barrage of mean combinations to the stomach. Satan! sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Dork V tries to attack, but Satan! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Satan! throws a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dork V catches Satan! with a barrage of combinations to the ribs.
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+Satan! lashes out with a hard cross to the stomach!
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Dork V tries to attack, but Satan! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Satan! hurts Dork V with a barrage of shots to the chest. Dork V shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dork V shakes Satan! with a volley of hard combinations to the ribs.
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Dork V tries to attack, but Satan! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Satan! smacks Dork V with a heavy straight right to the chest.
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+ The fighters swap combinations to the face.
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+Satan! tosses a volley of light shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dork V whacks Satan! with a barrage of blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Golden Dork V landed 42 of 43 punches, and Dr Satan! landed 32 of 34 punches.

Dr Satan! won the round 10-9

Golden Dork V is winning the fight 59-55


Dork V is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Satan! is obviously tired.



ROUND 7

Dork V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Satan! clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Satan! annoys Dork V with a pair of stinging blows to the solar plexus!
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+Dork V belts Satan! with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
Dork V tries to attack, but Satan! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dork V whacks Satan! with a pair of glancing punches to the head.
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+Dork V suprises Satan! with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Satan! fires a flurry of punches to the stomach.
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Dork V tries to attack, but Satan! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dork V shakes Satan! with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Satan! lands a barrage of stiff shots to the ribs.
+ The fighters trade punches to the head.
Dork V tries to attack, but Satan! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dork V tags Satan! with a flurry of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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+Satan! hits with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
+Satan! strikes with a pair of light punches to the chest.
+Satan! hits Dork V with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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+Dork V thumps Satan! with a cross to the face. Satan! covers up.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Golden Dork V landed 32 of 33 punches, and Dr Satan! landed 29 of 30 punches.

Dr Satan! won the round 10-9

Golden Dork V is winning the fight 68-65


Dork V is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Satan! is obviously tired.



ROUND 8

Dork V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Satan! grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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Dork V tries to attack, but Satan! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dork V wallops Satan! with a pair of punches to the stomach.
Dork V tries to attack, but Satan! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Satan! backs up Dork V with a pair of commanding shots to the temple.
+Dork V fires a volley of blows to the stomach.
+Dork V strikes with a flurry of stinging blows to the ribs.
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+Satan! fires a volley of vicious punches to the head.
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+Dork V tattoos Satan! with a series of stinging punches to the stomach.
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+Satan! pops Dork V with a nice cross to the eye. Dork V laughs!
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+Dork V scores with a series of glancing punches to the stomach.
+Satan! throws a wild hook to the head. Dork V laughs!
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+Dork V annoys Satan! with a flurry of mean punches to the ribs.
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+Dork V pokes Satan! with a barrage of light punches to the chest.
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+Satan! takes charge with a flurry of furious blows to the temple.
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+Dork V hits with a straight right to the chest. Satan! doesn't seem bothered.
+Dork V drills Satan! with a series of punches to the solar plexus!!
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+ The fighters swap punches to the chin.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Golden Dork V landed 38 of 38 punches, and Dr Satan! landed 28 of 34 punches.

Golden Dork V won the round 10-9

Golden Dork V is winning the fight 78-74


Dork V is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Satan! is slowing down.



ROUND 9

Dork V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Satan! grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Satan! solidly lands a series of light punches to the mouth.
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+Dork V smashes Satan! with a flurry of hard blows to the chest.
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+Dork V connects with a flurry of light shots to the solar plexus.
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+Dork V throws a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach.
Dork V tries to attack, but Satan! hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dork V throws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
+Dork V slams Satan! with a series of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Satan! lands a flurry of hard shots to the nose.
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+Satan! hurts Dork V with a flurry of nice punches to the mouth.
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+Dork V pops Satan! with a pair of light punches to the ribs. Satan! shakes his head to clear it.
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+Dork V lands a barrage of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Dork V thumps Satan! with a volley of light shots to the stomach.
+ The fighters trade punches to the chin.
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Dork V tries to attack, but Satan! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Satan! probes with a volley of punches to the head, but is ineffective.
+Satan! hits Dork V with a flurry of stiff punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Golden Dork V landed 39 of 41 punches, and Dr Satan! landed 28 of 33 punches.

Golden Dork V won the round 10-9

Golden Dork V is winning the fight 88-83


Dork V is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Satan! looks exhausted.



ROUND 10

Dork V is using the ring. (using the ring)
Satan! grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)

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+Dork V solidly lands a series of wild blows to the solar plexus.
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+Dork V suprises Satan! with a flurry of nasty punches to the ribs.
+Dork V hits with a commanding sweeping right to the stomach.
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Dork V tries to attack, but Satan! hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dork V tries to attack, but Satan! hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Satan! punches Dork V with a volley of solid punches to the face.
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+Dork V shakes Satan! with a furious jab to the ribs.
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+Satan! throws a volley of punches to the head.
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+Satan! jolts Dork V with a volley of commanding punches to the jaw.
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+Dork V wallops Satan! with a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+Satan! lashes out with a barrage of stinging punches to the temple.
+Satan! backs up Dork V with a barrage of furious punches to the mouth.
-Satan! throws a flurry of right shots to the mouth, but Dork V backs out of it.
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+Dork V jars Satan! with a flurry of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dork V pummels Satan! with a series of nice punches to the solar plexus. Satan! retreats to the far corner.
+Dork V tosses a pair of light punches to the ribs. Satan! beats a hasty retreat.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Golden Dork V landed 38 of 38 punches, and Dr Satan! landed 26 of 32 punches.

Golden Dork V won the round 10-9

Golden Dork V is winning the fight 98-92


Dork V is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.

Satan! looks exhausted.



ROUND 11

Dork V bulls his opponent into a corner. (cutting off the ring)
Satan! is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Dork V pokes Satan! with a pair of vicious punches to the temple.
+Dork V tags Satan! with a flurry of punches to the head.
Dork V lands a vicious right hook and Satan!'s legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!!

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He's Out!
Golden Dork V wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dork V receives medical attention from his trainer. He has gash above the right eye. He has serious cut below the right eye. He has the left eye swollen shut.

Satan! can't remember which corner is his. He has serious cut above the right eye. He has cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Golden Dork V 10-9
Round 2: Golden Dork V 10-9
Round 3: Golden Dork V 10-9
Round 4: Golden Dork V 10-9
Round 5: Golden Dork V 10-9
Round 6: Dr Satan! 10-9
Round 7: Dr Satan! 10-9
Round 8: Golden Dork V 10-9
Round 9: Golden Dork V 10-9
Round 10: Golden Dork V 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Golden Dork V 10-9
Round 2: Golden Dork V 10-9
Round 3: Golden Dork V 10-9
Round 4: Golden Dork V 10-9
Round 5: Golden Dork V 10-9
Round 6: Dr Satan! 10-9
Round 7: Dr Satan! 10-9
Round 8: Golden Dork V 10-9
Round 9: Golden Dork V 10-9
Round 10: Golden Dork V 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Golden Dork V 10-9
Round 2: Golden Dork V 10-9
Round 3: Golden Dork V 10-9
Round 4: Golden Dork V 10-9
Round 5: Golden Dork V 10-9
Round 6: Dr Satan! 10-9
Round 7: Dr Satan! 10-9
Round 8: Golden Dork V 10-9
Round 9: Golden Dork V 10-9
Round 10: Golden Dork V 10-9

Golden Dork V wins by a knockout!