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(Featherweight) Slim Boy Fat and Army of Dorkness 5 fought to a majority decision draw: 114-114, 115-114, 114-114.

Match Wednesday, October 16, 2019

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 7 inches (170 centimeters) tall weighing in at 121 pounds (55 kilograms) is Slim Boy Fat!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 117 pounds (53 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1

Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 5 hits with a cross to the nose.
+Slim takes charge with a barrage of punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a pair of light punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with Slim with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Slim attacks with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a barrage of punches to the chin, but he's too slow.
-Dorkness 5 attempts a barrage of combinations to the jaw, but loses his balance.
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+Slim annoys Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the eye.
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+Dorkness 5 pounds Slim with a quick jab to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 22 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 16 of 30 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-9


Slim doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkness 5 doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the right eye.


ROUND 2

Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Slim fires a barrage of mean punches to the head. Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a volley of combinations to the ribs, but Slim quickly backs away.
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+Slim shakes Dorkness 5 with a uppercut to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 5 clocks Slim with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus!! Slim sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a glancing jab to the ribs.
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-Slim attacks with a series of left punches to the face, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a volley of combinations to the solar plexus, but Slim narrowly avoids it
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+Slim fires a flurry of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 5 seems wobbly!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 19 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 20-18


Slim doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkness 5 doesn't want to stop fighting! He has minor cut below the right eye.


ROUND 3

Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 5 probes with a series of left combinations to the chest, but he's too slow.
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-Slim attempts a pair of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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+Slim jars Dorkness 5 with a wild jab to the nose.
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+Slim hits with a left to the nose.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a volley of glancing combinations to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 5 annoys Slim with a pair of stinging combinations to the stomach.
-Dorkness 5 attacks with a flurry of right combinations to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 16 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 30-27


Slim doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.


ROUND 4

Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Slim hurts Dorkness 5 with a barrage of light punches to the eye.
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+Slim lands a volley of commanding punches to the mouth.
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+Slim grazes Dorkness 5 with a series of vicious punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a right cross to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Slim wallops Dorkness 5 with a barrage of wild punches to the mouth.
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+Slim throws a volley of hard combinations to the head!!
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+Dorkness 5 shakes Slim with a volley of punches to the stomach.
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+Slim pummels Dorkness 5 with a volley of solid punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 5 whacks Slim with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
-Slim throws a right to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Slim pokes Dorkness 5 with a volley of punches to the head. Dorkness 5 doesn't notice.
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-Slim attempts a pair of combinations to the face, but Dorkness 5 narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 32 of 46 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 13 of 23 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 39-37


Slim doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.


ROUND 5

Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Slim drills Dorkness 5 with a right to the head.
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+Slim staggers Dorkness 5 with a barrage of painful punches to the head.
+Dorkness 5 shakes Slim with a barrage of off balance punches to the stomach!!
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-Slim probes with a series of combinations to the head, but Dorkness 5 narrowly avoids it
-Dorkness 5 paws a pair of left punches to the stomach, but Slim quickly backs away.
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+Slim lashes out with a pair of punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a series of punches to the stomach, but misses completely.
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-Slim paws a flurry of punches to the nose, but he's too slow.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a flurry of loud punches to the chest.
+Slim throws a strong cross to the temple.
+Slim scores with a volley of glancing punches to the nose. Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Slim lunges with a pair of right punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 5 whacks Slim with a off balance left to the ribs. Slim sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Slim fires a flurry of light punches to the mouth.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 33 of 51 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 12 of 22 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 48-47


Slim doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.


ROUND 6

Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 5 paws a volley of punches to the chest, but Slim steps aside.
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+Slim wakes up the fans with a series of solid punches to the temple.
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+Slim clocks Dorkness 5 with a barrage of punches to the chin! Dorkness 5 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Dorkness 5 drills Slim with a series of wild shots to the solar plexus.
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+Slim suprises Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the temple.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a right straight right to the stomach, but Slim leaps aside.
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-Slim tries a series of left punches to the chin, but Dorkness 5 ties him up.
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-Slim tries a left sweeping right to the mouth, but Dorkness 5 ties him up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 14 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 12 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 58-56


Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.


ROUND 7

Slim is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 5 takes charge with a barrage of combinations to the chest.
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+Dorkness 5 annoys Slim with a pair of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a series of left punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Slim attacks with a barrage of left punches to the temple, but Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Slim punches Dorkness 5 with a series of stinging punches to the mouth!
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+Slim rocks Dorkness 5 with a volley of punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 5 lashes out with a pair of left punches to the chest, but misses.
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+Slim annoys Dorkness 5 with a nasty sweeping right to the face.
+Slim pops Dorkness 5 with a barrage of solid punches to the face. Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Slim suprises Dorkness 5 with a volley of powerful combinations to the head.
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+Slim belts Dorkness 5 with a pair of vicious shots to the jaw.
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+Slim hits Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the mouth. Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Slim probes with a flurry of left punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 31 of 44 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 11 of 21 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 67-66


Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.


ROUND 8

Slim backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 5 solidly lands a pair of combinations to the chest.
+Slim jolts Dorkness 5 with a series of punches to the head! Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dorkness 5 attempts a barrage of left punches to the chest, but Slim quickly backs away.
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+Slim hits with a flurry of stinging punches to the chest.
-Dorkness 5 paws a series of left combinations to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
-Dorkness 5 attacks with a pair of left punches to the chest, but Slim leaps aside.
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+Slim hits with a flurry of furious punches to the temple.
-Slim throws a left jab to the nose, but Dorkness 5 deftly avoits it.
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+Slim lashes out with a flurry of powerful punches to the mouth.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a strong jab to the stomach.
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+Slim hits with a series of strong punches to the ribs! Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Slim punches Dorkness 5 with a flurry of wild combinations to the temple!!
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+Slim throws a pair of punches to the temple.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 43 of 48 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 12 of 24 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.


ROUND 9

Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Dorkness 5 pops Slim with a pair of hard combinations to the ribs. Slim laughs!
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+Slim attacks with a pair of off balance punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a flurry of left punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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-Dorkness 5 launches a barrage of right combinations to the chest, but Slim ties him up.
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-Dorkness 5 paws a series of right punches to the ribs, but Slim narrowly avoids it
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 6 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 9 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 86-85


Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.


ROUND 10

Slim backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Slim suprises Dorkness 5 with a painful jab to the face. Dorkness 5 quickly recovers.
+Dorkness 5 lashes out with a barrage of quick punches to the ribs.
+Slim smashes Dorkness 5 with a barrage of stiff punches to the ribs! Dorkness 5 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a volley of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Slim scores with a flurry of glancing punches to the mouth!
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+Slim solidly lands a pair of light punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 5 paws a barrage of combinations to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Slim hits with a volley of nice combinations to the jaw.
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+Slim shakes Dorkness 5 with a barrage of punches to the nose.
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+Slim hits Dorkness 5 with a volley of punches to the head. Dorkness 5 falls against the ropes!
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-Slim fires a pair of left punches to the eye, but goes wide.
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+Slim punches Dorkness 5 with a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach!!

BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 39 of 48 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 12 of 22 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.


ROUND 11

Slim is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 5 hits Slim with a barrage of punches to the chest!
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-Dorkness 5 probes with a series of combinations to the chest, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 5 attempts a barrage of right combinations to the chest, but fails to score.
+Slim jolts Dorkness 5 with a volley of punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 5 fires a jab to the chest, but Slim stays away from it.
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+Dorkness 5 solidly lands a pair of powerful combinations to the ribs. Slim shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 6 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 10 of 26 punches.

Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 105-104


Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.


ROUND 12

Slim backpedals and jabs.
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Slim fires a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Slim lashes out with a sweeping right to the jaw. Dorkness 5 seems wobbly!
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+Dorkness 5 hurts Slim with a flurry of vicious combinations to the nose. Slim sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Slim wallops Dorkness 5 with a pair of hard punches to the nose.
+Slim staggers Dorkness 5 with a flurry of solid punches to the eye!
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+Slim wakes up the fans with a flurry of furious punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 5 throws a right to the eye, but Slim quickly backs away.
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+Slim smashes Dorkness 5 with a nice jab to the temple!
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+Slim annoys Dorkness 5 with a flurry of stinging punches to the face.
-Dorkness 5 throws a right left to the jaw, but Slim deftly avoits it.
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+Slim punches Dorkness 5 with a series of powerful punches to the jaw.
-Dorkness 5 probes with a right to the face, but Slim ducks.
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+Dorkness 5 jars Slim with a flurry of punches to the temple!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Slim Boy Fat landed 44 of 44 punches, and Army of Dorkness 5 landed 16 of 32 punches.

Slim Boy Fat won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Slim remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye.

Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut below the right eye.



The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 5: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 8: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 10: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 12: Slim Boy Fat 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.

Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: A 10-10 tie.
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 5: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 8: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 10: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 12: Slim Boy Fat 10-9

Total Score: Slim Boy Fat 115-114


Larry Holmes scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 5: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 7: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 8: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 10: Slim Boy Fat 10-9
Round 11: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 12: Slim Boy Fat 10-9

Total Score: A Draw.
The bout is declared a draw!