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(Strawweight) Lord of Shatterskull Pass defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by unanimous decision: 117-111, 117-111, 117-112.

Match Monday, October 14, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 89 pounds (40 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Lord of Shatterskull Pass!!

The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 1 shakes Lord with an illegal rabbit punch! The Ref mus be blind!
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+Lord stuns Dorkness 1 with a pair of combinations to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a pair of punches to the temple, but misses completely.
+Dorkness 1 pops Lord with a flurry of punches to the chin.
+Lord stuns Dorkness 1 with a series of painful punches to the eye.
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+Lord scores with a cross to the nose.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of punches to the eye, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 1 stuns Lord with a series of stiff punches to the mouth!
-Dorkness 1 tries a left straight right to the jaw, but he's too slow.
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+Lord drills Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Dorkness 1 doesn't notice.
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+Dorkness 1 clocks Lord with a pair of painful punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a barrage of left punches to the head, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Lord punches Dorkness 1 with a volley of combinations to the nose. Dorkness 1 covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 32 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 22 of 22 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 10-9


Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lord doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 1 probes with a barrage of left combinations to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Lord throws a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a barrage of right combinations to the ribs, but goes wide.
+Lord hits Dorkness 1 with a series of furious punches to the solar plexus.
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+Lord hammers Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Lord rocks Dorkness 1 with a pair of strong punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 pounds Lord with a series of combinations to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 22 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 21 of 24 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 20-18


Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!

Lord doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 1 strikes with a barrage of furious shots to the solar plexus.
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+Lord smashes Dorkness 1 with a cross to the stomach.
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+Lord tattoos Dorkness 1 with a volley of stiff punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 1 tries a series of punches to the ribs, but Lord ducks just in time.
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+Lord thumps Dorkness 1 with a pair of mean combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Lord hammers Dorkness 1 with a pair of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 1 fires a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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-Lord probes with a barrage of punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 ties him up.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a barrage of furious combinations to the chest.
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+Lord drills Dorkness 1 with a pair of strong punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 25 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 26 of 32 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 30-27


Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Lord doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Lord punches Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of powerful punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a flurry of right combinations to the chest, but Lord steps aside.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of left punches to the stomach, but Lord quickly backs away.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 24 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 8 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 39-37


Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Lord doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Lord deftly avoits it.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a series of left combinations to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 1 nails Lord with a pair of painful punches to the chest.
+Lord hits with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest.
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+Lord tags Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 laughs!
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+Lord jars Dorkness 1 with a series of mean punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 1 shakes Lord with a series of combinations to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 23 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 27 of 34 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 49-46


Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 1 annoys Lord with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of left combinations to the stomach, but Lord covers himself well.
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+Lord pummels Dorkness 1 with a series of furious punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a pair of right combinations to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of left punches to the stomach, but Lord beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 25 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 7 of 8 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 58-56


Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 1 launches a barrage of left combinations to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Lord pops Dorkness 1 with a wild cross to the ribs. Dorkness 1 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Lord solidly lands a series of punches to the ribs.
+Lord rocks Dorkness 1 with a pair of nice punches to the chest.
+Dorkness 1 pounds Lord with a volley of punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 1 tattoos Lord with a straight right to the stomach.
-Lord lashes out with a barrage of left combinations to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but loses his balance.
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+Lord connects with a barrage of stiff punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 23 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 25 of 31 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 68-65


Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 1 probes with a right jab to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Lord solidly lands a flurry of punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a straight right to the ribs, but Lord ducks.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a pair of combinations to the chest. Lord hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 24 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 7 of 9 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 77-75


Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 9

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Dorkness 1 probes with a flurry of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a volley of right combinations to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a series of right combinations to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Lord jars Dorkness 1 with a series of light punches to the nose.
+Lord throws a flurry of shots to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 backs up Lord with a flurry of punches to the stomach. Lord ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 23 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 19 of 25 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 87-84


Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

+Lord annoys Dorkness 1 with a volley of nasty punches to the temple.
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+Lord drills Dorkness 1 with a pair of nasty punches to the head.
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+Lord lashes out with a barrage of punches to the mouth.
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+Lord pounds Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the eye.
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+Dorkness 1 belts Lord with a series of combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a volley of left combinations to the chest, but Lord backs out of it.
-Dorkness 1 launches a series of shots to the ribs, but Lord leaps aside.
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+Lord rocks Dorkness 1 with a pair of nasty combinations to the mouth.
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+Lord fires a commanding jab to the jaw!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 22 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 26 of 29 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 97-93


Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)

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+Lord tosses a volley of punches to the mouth.
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-Lord paws a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
+Dorkness 1 clocks Lord with a pair of furious combinations to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 1 launches a combination to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 1 rocks Lord with a series of combinations to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a volley of right combinations to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Lord hits with a flurry of punches to the nose.
+Lord fires a series of glancing punches to the eye.
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+Lord hits with a series of strong punches to the chin.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 12 of 22 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 28 of 31 punches.

Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 107-102


Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!

Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Dorkness 1 suprises Lord with a blow to the groin! Boo! Boo!
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-Dorkness 1 throws a left jab to the jaw, but Lord escapes.
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+Dorkness 1 nails Lord with a volley of combinations to the jaw.
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+Lord shakes Dorkness 1 with a series of heavy punches to the nose.
-Dorkness 1 charges with a right to the jaw, but Lord ties him up.
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+Dorkness 1 strikes with a pair of furious punches to the temple.
+Lord slams Dorkness 1 with a pair of off balance punches to the eye!
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+Lord grazes Dorkness 1 with a flurry of commanding punches to the mouth. Dorkness 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of punches to the chin, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of right combinations to the mouth, but goes wide.
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+Lord strikes with a flurry of heavy punches to the chin.
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+Lord fires a barrage of mean punches to the chin! Dorkness 1 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 1 landed 15 of 39 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 21 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 116-112


Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 10: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 11: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 12: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9

Total Score: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 117-111


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 10: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 11: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 12: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9

Total Score: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 117-111


Roy Jones Jr scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 10: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 11: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 12: A 10-10 tie.

Total Score: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 117-112

Lord of Shatterskull Pass wins by decision!