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(Toughman) Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt defeated Tha Next Big Thing by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Saturday, October 12, 2019

In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 653 pounds (296 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!!

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 1 inch (277 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Tha Next Big Thing!!

The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.

ROUND 1

Noodle grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Thing stays outside and uses his jab.

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+Noodle hits with a pair of furious shots to the temple.
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+Thing wakes up the fans with a pair of hard punches to the face.
Thing lands a ferocious left punch in the nose and Noodle is knocked off his feet!!

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Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Noodle wakes up the fans with a flurry of punches to the eye.
Noodle lands a cruel punch in the nose and Thing goes over backwards!!

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TEN
He's Out!
Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.

Thing is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye.





Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a knockout!