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(Heavyweight) Test Slugger 99 defeated Alfred E. Neuman by knockout (KO) in round 5.

Match Saturday, October 12, 2019

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 207 pounds (94 kilograms) is Alfred E. Neuman!!

In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 272 pounds (123 kilograms) is Test Slugger 99!!

The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.

ROUND 1

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

-Slugger 99 throws a pair of right shots to the stomach, but Neuman escapes.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Neuman wakes up the fans with a pair of punches to the face.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Neuman pounds Slugger 99 with a pair of punches to the stomach. Slugger 99 retreats to the far corner.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Slugger 99 fires a sweeping right to the ribs, but Neuman beats a hasty retreat.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 11 of 17 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 5 of 24 punches.

Test Slugger 99 won the round 10-9

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 10-9


Neuman doesn't want to stop fighting!

Slugger 99 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Slugger 99 hits with a flurry of punches to the ribs!
-Slugger 99 attempts a left left to the chest, but only hits air.
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-Slugger 99 attempts a volley of shots to the stomach, but Neuman steps aside.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slugger 99 tries to land a pair of punches to the chest, but misses completely.
-Slugger 99 lunges with a pair of left punches to the solar plexus, but Neuman narrowly avoids it
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Slugger 99 lashes out with a volley of punches to the chest, but Neuman ducks just in time.
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+Neuman tosses a pair of loud punches to the face.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 11 of 15 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 5 of 24 punches.

Test Slugger 99 won the round 10-9

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 20-18


Neuman doesn't even want to rest!

Slugger 99 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Slugger 99 hits with a flurry of wild shots to the stomach.
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+Neuman pounds Slugger 99 with a flurry of off balance blows to the mouth. Slugger 99 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Neuman scores with a barrage of shots to the mouth.
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+Neuman punches Slugger 99 with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest.
+Neuman hammers Slugger 99 with a flurry of powerful punches to the eye. Slugger 99 retreats to the far corner.
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-Slugger 99 attempts a flurry of punches to the chest, but goes wide.
Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Neuman tries to land a barrage of left shots to the eye, but loses his balance.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Neuman attacks with a barrage of right punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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-Slugger 99 paws a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but Neuman steps aside.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 21 of 32 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 7 of 23 punches.

Alfred E. Neuman won the round 10-9

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 29-28


Neuman remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Slugger 99 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Neuman is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Slugger 99 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Neuman tattoos Slugger 99 with a series of punches to the head.
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+Neuman clocks Slugger 99 with a volley of furious punches to the stomach.
-Slugger 99 tries a series of right blows to the stomach, but Neuman takes it in the forearms.
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+Slugger 99 hammers Neuman with a barrage of loud blows to the ribs.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Slugger 99 lunges with a pair of right punches to the ribs, but to no avail.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.

Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Neuman paws a barrage of right punches to the nose, but to no avail.
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Neuman tries to attack, but Slugger 99 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Alfred E. Neuman landed 14 of 23 punches, and Test Slugger 99 landed 5 of 22 punches.

This round was a 10-10 tie.

Test Slugger 99 is winning the fight 39-38


Neuman grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Slugger 99 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Neuman fights with his head in his opponent's chest. (inside)
Slugger 99 fights inside. (inside)

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+Slugger 99 rocks Neuman with a volley of punches to the chin.
Slugger 99 lands a tremendous smash to the jaw and Neuman staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!

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He's Out!
Test Slugger 99 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Neuman is obviously tired. He has swelling above the right eye.

Slugger 99 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 2: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 2: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 2: Test Slugger 99 10-9
Round 3: Alfred E. Neuman 10-9
Round 4: Test Slugger 99 10-9

Test Slugger 99 wins by a knockout!