Public Fight Report
(Super-Welterweight) Rubenesque P Rotundson IX defeated Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler by knockout (KO) in round 9.Match Thursday, October 10, 2019In this corner, standing 6 feet(183 centimeters) tall weighing in at 137 pounds (62 kilograms) is Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 151 pounds (68 kilograms) is Rubenesque P Rotundson IX!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Coffeeguzzler catches Rubenesque with a pair of heavy punches to the stomach.
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-Rubenesque lashes out with a left uppercut to the chest, but he's too slow.
+Coffeeguzzler thumps Rubenesque with a flurry of punches to the chin! Rubenesque covers up.
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+Rubenesque connects with a series of solid shots to the chest!
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+Coffeeguzzler rocks Rubenesque with a barrage of vicious blows to the solar plexus.
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-Rubenesque charges with a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler takes it in the forearms.
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+Coffeeguzzler slams Rubenesque with a flurry of stiff punches to the chin.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Rubenesque throws a volley of off balance shots to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler ignores it.
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+Rubenesque wallops Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of shots to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Coffeeguzzler catches Rubenesque with a flurry of wild punches to the chin.
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+Rubenesque lands a pair of stinging shots to the ribs!
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+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a flurry of quick punches to the eye!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 33 of 34 punches, and Rubenesque P Rotundson IX landed 20 of 32 punches.
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 10-9
Coffeeguzzler doesn't want to stop fighting!
Rubenesque doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Rubenesque slams Coffeeguzzler with a pair of loud punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler clocks Rubenesque with a nasty jab to the face.
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+Rubenesque wallops Coffeeguzzler with a volley of heavy blows to the stomach!! Coffeeguzzler backpedals to his own corner.
+Coffeeguzzler smacks Rubenesque with a barrage of solid punches to the mouth.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Rubenesque with a nasty jab to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler belts Rubenesque with a stiff jab to the chest.
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-Rubenesque tries to land a jab to the stomach, but Coffeeguzzler escapes.
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Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a pair of shots to the chest. Rubenesque seems wobbly!
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-Rubenesque probes with a pair of punches to the ribs, but comes up empty.
+Rubenesque strikes with a series of punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler tattoos Rubenesque with a barrage of loud shots to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler connects with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Rubenesque tags Coffeeguzzler with a hard cross to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a flurry of powerful punches to the eye.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 30 of 30 punches, and Rubenesque P Rotundson IX landed 17 of 33 punches.
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 20-18
Coffeeguzzler doesn't even want to rest!
Rubenesque doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rubenesque clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Coffeeguzzler stuns Rubenesque with a solid jab to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler grazes Rubenesque with a heavy right to the mouth.
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+Rubenesque attacks with a barrage of glancing punches to the ribs!
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Rubenesque throws a volley of blows to the stomach, but is ineffective.
Coffeeguzzler tries to attack, but Rubenesque hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Coffeeguzzler smacks Rubenesque with a volley of blows to the nose. Rubenesque sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Rubenesque tries to land a right to the ribs, but Coffeeguzzler narrowly avoids it
+Coffeeguzzler lashes out with a quick right to the jaw! Rubenesque beats a hasty retreat.
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+Coffeeguzzler smashes Rubenesque with a flurry of heavy punches to the eye.
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+Rubenesque punches Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of stiff punches to the stomach!!
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+Rubenesque fires a flurry of commanding punches to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler nails Rubenesque with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 31 of 31 punches, and Rubenesque P Rotundson IX landed 17 of 31 punches.
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 30-27
Coffeeguzzler remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Rubenesque doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rubenesque fights inside. (inside)
-Rubenesque probes with a volley of left blows to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler hides behind his gloves.
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+Coffeeguzzler stuns Rubenesque with a volley of punches to the head. Rubenesque hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Rubenesque probes with a pair of punches to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
-Rubenesque paws a barrage of shots to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
+Coffeeguzzler pops Rubenesque with a volley of strong punches to the temple.
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+Coffeeguzzler pokes Rubenesque with a stinging sweeping right to the chest.
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+Rubenesque solidly lands a flurry of vicious punches to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler grimaces in pain.
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+Coffeeguzzler clocks Rubenesque with a barrage of punches to the temple.
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+Rubenesque fires a flurry of stinging punches to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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+Rubenesque jars Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Rubenesque nails Coffeeguzzler with a roundhouse to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler is hurt!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a series of commanding punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 32 of 33 punches, and Rubenesque P Rotundson IX landed 21 of 41 punches.
Rubenesque P Rotundson IX won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 39-37
Coffeeguzzler grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Rubenesque remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 5
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rubenesque fights inside. (inside)
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-Rubenesque throws a volley of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Rubenesque with a volley of stiff punches to the head.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Rubenesque with a pair of quick punches to the mouth.
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+Rubenesque tosses a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler jolts Rubenesque with a volley of strong shots to the nose.
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-Rubenesque attempts a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but is ineffective.
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+Rubenesque hits with a series of quick punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler lands a flurry of punches to the stomach! Rubenesque gets mad!
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-Rubenesque throws a right uppercut to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
+Rubenesque clocks Coffeeguzzler with a pair of strong shots to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler grimaces in pain.
+Coffeeguzzler lands a furious hook to the eye.
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+Rubenesque throws a flurry of shots to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler retreats to the far corner.
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+Rubenesque attacks with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Rubenesque with a flurry of off balance punches to the nose. Rubenesque shakes his head to clear it.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the face.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 31 of 33 punches, and Rubenesque P Rotundson IX landed 25 of 39 punches.
Rubenesque P Rotundson IX won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 48-47
Coffeeguzzler is obviously tired.
Rubenesque remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rubenesque fights inside. (inside)
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a pair of strong punches to the solar plexus.
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+Rubenesque takes charge with a pair of quick punches to the ribs.
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-Rubenesque lashes out with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler ducks.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Rubenesque with a barrage of hard punches to the chin.
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+Rubenesque wakes up the fans with a pair of stinging shots to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler clocks Rubenesque with a series of hard shots to the nose.
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+Coffeeguzzler wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a pair of punches to the chest!
-Rubenesque probes with a pair of blows to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler leaps aside.
-Rubenesque attempts a series of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
+Coffeeguzzler scores with a strong jab to the eye.
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+Rubenesque solidly lands a pair of mean blows to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler shakes his head to clear it.
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+Coffeeguzzler thumps Rubenesque with a series of blows to the jaw.
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+Coffeeguzzler strikes with a series of punches to the stomach. Rubenesque sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of punches to the chin.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits Rubenesque with a series of punches to the jaw. Rubenesque shakes his head to clear it.
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+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of stinging punches to the ribs.
+Coffeeguzzler drills Rubenesque with a barrage of strong punches to the head.
+Coffeeguzzler hits with a series of hard punches to the nose. Rubenesque gets mad!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 61 of 61 punches, and Rubenesque P Rotundson IX landed 23 of 37 punches.
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 58-56
Coffeeguzzler is slowing down.
Rubenesque grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 7
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rubenesque is brawling. (inside)
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-Rubenesque probes with a flurry of left blows to the solar plexus, but Coffeeguzzler hides behind his gloves.
-Rubenesque attempts a volley of right punches to the stomach, but misses.
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+Rubenesque fires a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler connects with a flurry of solid shots to the jaw.
+Rubenesque backs up Coffeeguzzler with a mean left to the stomach.
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+Coffeeguzzler hurts Rubenesque with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Coffeeguzzler scores with a barrage of solid punches to the temple.
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+Rubenesque hurts Coffeeguzzler with a volley of mean shots to the stomach. Coffeeguzzler beats a hasty retreat.
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+Coffeeguzzler solidly lands a off balance right to the chest.
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+Rubenesque solidly lands a pair of shots to the ribs. Coffeeguzzler falls against the ropes!
-Rubenesque lashes out with a pair of blows to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Coffeeguzzler thumps Rubenesque with a strong straight right to the head.
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the temple.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 30 of 31 punches, and Rubenesque P Rotundson IX landed 22 of 41 punches.
Rubenesque P Rotundson IX won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 67-66
Coffeeguzzler looks exhausted.
Rubenesque grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 8
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rubenesque is brawling. (inside)
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-Rubenesque probes with a cross to the solar plexus, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Coffeeguzzler clocks Rubenesque with a straight right to the chin!! Rubenesque ignores it.
+Rubenesque rocks Coffeeguzzler with a powerful roundhouse to the chest!!
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+Rubenesque drills Coffeeguzzler with a volley of punches to the solar plexus. Coffeeguzzler doesn't notice.
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-Rubenesque charges with a series of punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a volley of quick shots to the chin.
-Rubenesque attacks with a right cross to the chest, but Coffeeguzzler steps aside.
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+Coffeeguzzler tosses a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Rubenesque throws a series of blows to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a volley of punches to the nose. Rubenesque sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
+Coffeeguzzler shakes Rubenesque with a glancing straight right to the eye!!
-Rubenesque throws a left right to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Coffeeguzzler annoys Rubenesque with a uppercut to the solar plexus.
+Coffeeguzzler hits Rubenesque with a loud cross to the chest.
+Rubenesque pops Coffeeguzzler with a flurry of off balance punches to the chest.
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+Coffeeguzzler attacks with a volley of punches to the chin. Rubenesque sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
+Coffeeguzzler stuns Rubenesque with a volley of powerful punches to the chest.
+Coffeeguzzler tosses a barrage of punches to the chin.
+Rubenesque annoys Coffeeguzzler with a pair of stinging blows to the ribs!
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+ The fighters exchange punches to the mouth.
+Coffeeguzzler smashes Rubenesque with a volley of nice punches to the chest. Rubenesque ignores it.
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+Coffeeguzzler fires a pair of punches to the face.
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+Coffeeguzzler punches Rubenesque with a pair of solid punches to the head. Rubenesque asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler landed 56 of 56 punches, and Rubenesque P Rotundson IX landed 24 of 43 punches.
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler won the round 10-9
Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler is winning the fight 77-75
Coffeeguzzler collapses limply onto his stool.
Rubenesque grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 9
Coffeeguzzler is using the ring. (using the ring)
Rubenesque is a raging bull!. (all-out)
-Rubenesque throws a left to the temple, but he's too slow.
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+Rubenesque hammers Coffeeguzzler with a barrage of solid blows to the mouth.
Rubenesque lands a devestating haymaker and Coffeeguzzler staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Coffeeguzzler struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Rubenesque attacks with a volley of punches to the jaw.
Rubenesque lands a devestating cross to the jaw and Coffeeguzzler is knocked off his feet!!
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He's Out!
Rubenesque P Rotundson IX wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Coffeeguzzler can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye.
Rubenesque is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Rubenesque P Rotundson IX 10-9
Round 5: Rubenesque P Rotundson IX 10-9
Round 6: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Rubenesque P Rotundson IX 10-9
Round 8: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Rubenesque P Rotundson IX 10-9
Round 5: Rubenesque P Rotundson IX 10-9
Round 6: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Rubenesque P Rotundson IX 10-9
Round 8: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Oscar De La Hoya had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 2: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 3: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 4: Rubenesque P Rotundson IX 10-9
Round 5: Rubenesque P Rotundson IX 10-9
Round 6: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Round 7: Rubenesque P Rotundson IX 10-9
Round 8: Sarah 'Left Hook' Coffeeguzzler 10-9
Rubenesque P Rotundson IX wins by a knockout!
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