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(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Feather Dork Boom II by knockout (KO) in round 1.

Match Wednesday, October 9, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 119 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 7 inches (140 centimeters) tall weighing in at 124 pounds (56 kilograms) is Feather Dork Boom II!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Feather tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+ The fighters trade punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 5 lashes out with a volley of quick punches to the head!
Dorkness 5 lands a thundering right hook and Feather's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Feather struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 5 attacks with Feather with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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+Dorkness 5 fires a series of heavy combinations to the eye.
+Feather annoys Dorkness 5 with a series of shots to the chin.
+Dorkness 5 whacks Feather with a flurry of stiff punches to the jaw. Feather hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Feather punches Dorkness 5 with a pair of furious combinations to the eye. Dorkness 5 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Feather fires a pair of nasty shots to the nose!
+Dorkness 5 lands a series of punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 5 tags Feather with a left to the nose.
Dorkness 5 lands a sudden punch in the nose and Feather is knocked off his feet!!

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Feather struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 5 connects with a powerful combination to the head. Feather sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Feather pummels Dorkness 5 with a low blow! This is terrible!
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+Dorkness 5 smacks Feather with a series of hard combinations to the chin!! Feather hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Feather punches Dorkness 5 with a barrage of stinging punches to the jaw.
+Feather throws a pair of nice combinations to the jaw. Dorkness 5 is hurt!
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+Feather belts Dorkness 5 with a powerful jab to the jaw.
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-Feather launches a flurry of right punches to the jaw, but Dorkness 5 steps aside.
+Dorkness 5 hits with a glancing jab to the eye!
Dorkness 5 lands a blood spattering haymaker and Feather is knocked off his feet!!

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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut below the left eye.

Feather doesn't even want to rest! He has serious cut below the right eye.





Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!