Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Lord of Shatterskull Pass defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by unanimous decision: 115-112, 117-110, 114-113.Match Wednesday, October 2, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 89 pounds (40 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
In this corner, standing 5 feet and 3 inches (160 centimeters) tall weighing in at 95 pounds (43 kilograms) is Lord of Shatterskull Pass!!
The referee for this bout will be Mitch Halpern.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Lord rocks Dorkness 1 with a volley of glancing punches to the temple.
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+Lord lands a series of commanding shots to the face.
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+Lord throws a jab to the mouth. Dorkness 1 is hurt!
+Dorkness 1 thumps Lord with a volley of furious combinations to the jaw.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a series of combinations to the nose, but Lord ducks.
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+Lord hurts Dorkness 1 with a barrage of loud punches to the head! Dorkness 1 gets mad!
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+Dorkness 1 staggers Lord with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dorkness 1 paws a left right to the mouth, but Lord steps aside and laughs.
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+Dorkness 1 hits Lord with a flurry of loud punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a barrage of right punches to the temple, but goes wide.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 14 of 33 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 22 of 25 punches.
Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Lord doesn't want to stop fighting!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 jars Lord with a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Lord catches Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a straight right to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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+Lord fires a barrage of glancing punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 is hurt!
+Lord hurts Dorkness 1 with a flurry of solid punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 1 stuns Lord with a series of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Lord seems wobbly!
-Dorkness 1 launches a series of right combinations to the stomach, but only hits air.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 23 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 21 of 27 punches.
Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!
Lord doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 3
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Lord lands a series of punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 seems wobbly!
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-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of right punches to the stomach, but goes wide.
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+Lord punches Dorkness 1 with a jab to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a series of combinations to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Lord drills Dorkness 1 with a flurry of mean punches to the ribs.
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+Lord lands a flurry of glancing punches to the ribs. Dorkness 1 seems wobbly!
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-Lord lunges with a pair of combinations to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Dorkness 1 smacks Lord with a series of commanding punches to the ribs. Lord hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Lord with a off balance cross to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 25 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 23 of 30 punches.
Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Lord doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 4
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Lord hits with a flurry of stinging punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a volley of right punches to the ribs, but Lord covers himself well.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a series of punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a commanding straight right to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 25 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 39-37
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Lord doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 5
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Lord whacks Dorkness 1 with a barrage of combinations to the ribs.
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-Lord throws a flurry of punches to the chest, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Lord with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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+Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of quick combinations to the ribs.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of blows to the stomach, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Lord punches Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the solar plexus.
+Lord backs up Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Lord wakes up the fans with a strong right to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of left shots to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Lord scores with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus.
BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 25 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 27 of 33 punches.
Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 49-46
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a series of left combinations to the ribs, but Lord leaps aside.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of right punches to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Lord annoys Dorkness 1 with a series of powerful punches to the nose.
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+Dorkness 1 drills Lord with a volley of stiff combinations to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 1 punches Lord with a volley of shots to the solar plexus. Lord doesn't notice.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 23 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 8 of 8 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 58-56
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
+Lord grazes Dorkness 1 with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a cross to the ribs, but Lord takes it in the forearms.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a barrage of quick combinations to the stomach.
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-Lord attacks with a pair of right combinations to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 backs out of it.
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+Dorkness 1 drills Lord with a low blow! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of combinations to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Lord tattoos Dorkness 1 with a barrage of vicious punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 covers up.
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+Lord wakes up the fans with a wild jab to the stomach.
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+Lord attacks with a painful straight right to the stomach!
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+Dorkness 1 tattoos Lord with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus. Lord is hurt!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 26 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 26 of 30 punches.
Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-8
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 68-64
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 8
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Lord grazes Dorkness 1 with a flurry of stinging punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a volley of left combinations to the stomach, but Lord leaps aside.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a flurry of blows to the ribs!
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a series of punches to the chest, but Lord leaps aside.
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+Lord hits with a stiff left to the eye.
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+Lord fires a flurry of punches to the chin!
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-Lord probes with a flurry of right punches to the nose, but Dorkness 1 escapes.
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+Dorkness 1 thumps Lord with a series of nice combinations to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 24 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 19 of 21 punches.
Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 78-73
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 9
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
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+Lord belts Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 pokes Lord with a heavy uppercut to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a series of combinations to the chest, but Lord blocks.
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-Lord throws a series of right punches to the chin, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of combinations to the stomach, but Lord narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 1 attacks with a flurry of left combinations to the chest, but misses.
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+Dorkness 1 staggers Lord with a series of loud combinations to the stomach.
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+Lord pokes Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the mouth. Dorkness 1 retreats to the far corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 22 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 17 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 87-83
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Lord remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 10
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Lord tosses a flurry of stinging shots to the temple. Dorkness 1 gets mad!
-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a left straight right to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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+Lord hammers Dorkness 1 with a left to the mouth.
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-Lord attempts a right jab to the head, but comes up empty.
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Lord with a pair of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Lord throws a pair of quick punches to the jaw!! Dorkness 1 doesn't seem bothered.
-Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of right punches to the solar plexus, but Lord takes it in the forearms.
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+Lord throws a pair of painful shots to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 1 slams Lord with a volley of glancing combinations to the solar plexus!! Lord ignores it.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 25 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 23 of 29 punches.
Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 97-92
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 11
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is using the ring. (using the ring)
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+Lord attacks with a pair of punches to the chin.
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+Lord belts Dorkness 1 with a cross to the eye.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a jab to the solar plexus, but Lord stays away from it.
-Dorkness 1 fires a volley of right combinations to the stomach, but Lord leaps aside.
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+Lord thumps Dorkness 1 with a flurry of vicious punches to the nose. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
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+Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of glancing combinations to the ribs.
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-Lord probes with a series of left punches to the head, but loses his balance.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of left combinations to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Lord lands a barrage of punches to the jaw. Dorkness 1 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 23 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 21 of 31 punches.
Lord of Shatterskull Pass won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 107-101
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 12
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Lord is backpedaling. (using the ring)
+Dorkness 1 fires a barrage of nasty punches to the jaw.
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+Lord tattoos Dorkness 1 with a volley of stinging punches to the face.
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+Lord annoys Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the face.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a pair of combinations to the mouth, but Lord backs out of it.
+Dorkness 1 pokes Lord with a series of strong punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a barrage of left combinations to the head, but Lord takes it in the forearms.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a pair of left punches to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 1 hurts Lord with a barrage of heavy punches to the chin.
-Dorkness 1 tries a volley of punches to the jaw, but Lord quickly backs away.
+Lord punches Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the eye!
+Lord wallops Dorkness 1 with a barrage of furious punches to the temple.
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+Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with Lord with a low blow! This is unbelievable!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 1 landed 19 of 39 punches, and Lord of Shatterskull Pass landed 22 of 22 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
Lord of Shatterskull Pass is winning the fight 116-111
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Lord grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
The judges decisions are:
Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-8
Round 8: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 10: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 11: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 115-112
Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-8
Round 8: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 9: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 10: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 11: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 117-110
Sean O'Grady scores the fight as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 2: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 3: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-8
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 10: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 11: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Total Score: Lord of Shatterskull Pass 114-113
Lord of Shatterskull Pass wins by decision!
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