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(Flyweight) Dr. Deth defeated Army of Dorkness 2 by knockout (KO) in round 8.

Match Wednesday, October 2, 2019

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Dr. Deth!!

The referee for this bout will be Joe Cortez.

ROUND 1

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dr. Deth clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dr. Deth fires a pair of left shots to the eye, but Dorkness 2 steps aside.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dr. Deth lands a volley of stiff shots to the temple.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dr. Deth staggers Dorkness 2 with a volley of light punches to the nose.
-Dr. Deth lunges with a pair of shots to the temple, but Dorkness 2 narrowly avoids it
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+Dorkness 2 wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the ribs!
Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 pounds Dr. Deth with a volley of shots to the ribs.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 fires a flurry of off balance shots to the chest.
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+Dr. Deth smacks Dorkness 2 with a volley of punches to the head.
Dr. Deth lands a tremendous punch in the nose and Dorkness 2's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Dorkness 2 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 17 of 26 punches, and Dr. Deth landed 11 of 25 punches.

Dr. Deth won the round 10-8

Dr. Deth is winning the fight 10-8


Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest! He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.

Dr. Deth doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dr. Deth clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dr. Deth wakes up the fans with a volley of glancing punches to the solar plexus.
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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 attacks with a flurry of punches to the stomach! Dr. Deth gets mad!
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-Dr. Deth lunges with a left hook to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 whacks Dr. Deth with a roundhouse to the ribs.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.

Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 15 of 26 punches, and Dr. Deth landed 10 of 25 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Dr. Deth is winning the fight 19-18


Dorkness 2 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.

Dr. Deth remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 3

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dr. Deth clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dr. Deth tries to land a series of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 throws a commanding cross to the solar plexus. Dr. Deth laughs!
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dr. Deth connects with a barrage of nice blows to the ribs.
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+Dr. Deth wakes up the fans with a pair of stinging blows to the solar plexus.
-Dr. Deth attempts a volley of right shots to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dr. Deth lashes out with a pair of blows to the stomach, but Dorkness 2 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 2 fires a volley of solid shots to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 2 belts Dr. Deth with a pair of mean punches to the solar plexus.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 12 of 26 punches, and Dr. Deth landed 11 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

This fight is too close to call.


Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.

Dr. Deth grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 4

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dr. Deth clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Dr. Deth wallops Dorkness 2 with a pair of blows to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 2 charges with a left cross to the stomach, but comes up empty.
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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 jolts Dr. Deth with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
-Dr. Deth fires a left roundhouse to the chest, but loses his balance.
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+Dorkness 2 hits with a uppercut to the stomach. Dr. Deth shakes his head to clear it.
Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

-Dr. Deth tries to land a volley of left shots to the solar plexus, but falls short.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dr. Deth nails Dorkness 2 with a pair of commanding shots to the ribs!! Dorkness 2 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 fires a flurry of vicious punches to the chest!! Dr. Deth ignores it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 14 of 25 punches, and Dr. Deth landed 12 of 33 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 38-37


Dorkness 2 is obviously tired. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.

Dr. Deth is obviously tired.



ROUND 5

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dr. Deth clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a volley of blows to the chest, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 2 lashes out with a volley of light punches to the ribs.
Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 annoys Dr. Deth with a volley of mean shots to the solar plexus! Dr. Deth ignores it.
+Dr. Deth annoys Dorkness 2 with a uppercut to the chest.
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-Dr. Deth attacks with a series of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 2 ties him up.
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-Dorkness 2 attempts a volley of shots to the ribs, but misses.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dr. Deth whacks Dorkness 2 with a series of quick blows to the ribs.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 clocks Dr. Deth with a pair of blows to the ribs.
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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 2 pokes Dr. Deth with a series of wild punches to the stomach.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 21 of 40 punches, and Dr. Deth landed 14 of 31 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 48-46


Dorkness 2 is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.

Dr. Deth is slowing down.



ROUND 6

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dr. Deth clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dr. Deth throws a barrage of left blows to the ribs, but only hits air.
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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dr. Deth wallops Dorkness 2 with a pair of quick shots to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 2 pounds Dr. Deth with a hook to the stomach.
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+Dr. Deth fires a pair of blows to the stomach. Dorkness 2 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 nails Dr. Deth with a flurry of off balance shots to the solar plexus!
-Dr. Deth paws a right cross to the ribs, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Dr. Deth rocks Dorkness 2 with a series of heavy blows to the ribs!
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.

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+Dorkness 2 hits Dr. Deth with a pair of stinging punches to the chest.
-Dorkness 2 attempts a pair of blows to the chest, but Dr. Deth deftly avoits it.
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+Dorkness 2 attacks with a pair of glancing punches to the ribs.
Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 tries to land a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but Dr. Deth covers himself well.
Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dr. Deth lunges with a volley of left blows to the stomach, but Dorkness 2 takes it in the forearms.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 21 of 40 punches, and Dr. Deth landed 13 of 32 punches.

Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 58-55


Dorkness 2 looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.

Dr. Deth is slowing down.



ROUND 7

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dr. Deth clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Dr. Deth launches a volley of shots to the stomach, but Dorkness 2 steps aside and laughs.
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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dr. Deth lashes out with a volley of right shots to the chest, but Dorkness 2 steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkness 2 launches a pair of shots to the chest, but misses.
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+Dr. Deth connects with a pair of punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 2 tags Dr. Deth with a series of powerful blows to the ribs.
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-Dr. Deth attempts a volley of shots to the stomach, but Dorkness 2 stays away from it.
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+Dr. Deth scores with a series of strong shots to the ribs.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 2 probes with a volley of left blows to the solar plexus, but Dr. Deth covers himself well.
-Dr. Deth charges with a right hook to the stomach, but falls short.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.

+Dorkness 2 staggers Dr. Deth with a pair of loud punches to the chest.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Dr. Deth hangs on until the referee separates them.

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BELL

According to the commentator:

Army of Dorkness 2 landed 14 of 42 punches, and Dr. Deth landed 14 of 31 punches.

Dr. Deth won the round 10-9

Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 67-65


Dorkness 2 collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.

Dr. Deth is slowing down.



ROUND 8

Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dr. Deth is a raging bull!. (all-out)

+Dorkness 2 lashes out with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 2 lands a ferocious left haymaker and Dr. Deth goes over backwards!!

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Dr. Deth struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkness 2 fires a volley of right shots to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
+Dr. Deth backs up Dorkness 2 with a off balance hook to the chin. Dorkness 2 ignores it.
-Dorkness 2 probes with a flurry of right shots to the chest, but fails to score.
+Dr. Deth hurts Dorkness 2 with a flurry of glancing roundhouses to the eye. Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 connects with a mean uppercut to the solar plexus!
Dorkness 2 lands a terrific left blow to the temple and Dr. Deth's knees buckle -- he topples to the canvas!!

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Dr. Deth struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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Dr. Deth tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dr. Deth strikes with a volley of stiff uppercuts to the mouth. Dorkness 2 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
Dr. Deth lands a cruel blow to the head and Dorkness 2 lands flat on his back!!

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He's Out!
Dr. Deth wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Dorkness 2 can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody lip.

Dr. Deth can't remember which corner is his. He has swelling above the left eye.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dr. Deth 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Dr. Deth 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: Dr. Deth 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dr. Deth 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Dr. Deth 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Dr. Deth 10-9
Round 7: Dr. Deth 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Dr. Deth 10-8
Round 2: Dr. Deth 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 7: Dr. Deth 10-9

Dr. Deth wins by a knockout!