Public Fight Report
(Featherweight) Army of Dorkness 5 defeated Feather Skool by knockout (KO) in round 7.Match Wednesday, September 25, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 9 inches (145 centimeters) tall weighing in at 120 pounds (54 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 5!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 10 inches (147 centimeters) tall weighing in at 123 pounds (56 kilograms) is Feather Skool!!
The referee for this bout will be Richard Steele.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Skool clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Skool thumps Dorkness 5 with a series of shots to the chest.
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+Dorkness 5 hits with a volley of painful combinations to the mouth.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 hits Skool with a series of combinations to the eye.
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+Skool pops Dorkness 5 with a volley of powerful punches to the solar plexus!
+Dorkness 5 hits Skool with a right to the eye.
+Skool staggers Dorkness 5 with a volley of punches to the stomach. Dorkness 5 quickly recovers.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 tries to land a series of left combinations to the temple, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 5 tosses Skool with a blow to the groin! This is terrible!
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+Dorkness 5 solidly lands a barrage of punches to the jaw.
Dorkness 5 lands a tremendous right smash to the jaw and Skool staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Skool struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 21 of 33 punches, and Feather Skool landed 23 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-8
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 10-8
Dorkness 5 doesn't even want to rest!
Skool doesn't even want to rest! He has cut above the right eye.
ROUND 2
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Skool clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Skool punches Dorkness 5 with a series of stinging punches to the solar plexus!!
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Skool wakes up the fans with a series of heavy punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 5 grazes Skool with a flurry of combinations to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 5 lands a series of combinations to the stomach.
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-Skool charges with a series of right blows to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 5 deftly avoits it.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Skool jolts Dorkness 5 with a pair of mean combinations to the stomach!
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+Dorkness 5 smashes Skool with a flurry of nasty combinations to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 17 of 23 punches, and Feather Skool landed 17 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 20-17
Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Skool remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has cut above the right eye.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Skool clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Dorkness 5 attacks with a pair of combinations to the stomach, but Skool takes it in the forearms.
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+Dorkness 5 lashes out with a combination to the stomach. Skool ignores it.
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+Dorkness 5 rocks Skool with a barrage of stinging punches to the chest. Skool seems wobbly!
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Skool hits with a volley of punches to the chest.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Skool throws a barrage of left punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 5 quickly backs away.
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+Skool annoys Dorkness 5 with a flurry of shots to the stomach.
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+Skool jars Dorkness 5 with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 5 tags Skool with a light jab to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 17 of 26 punches, and Feather Skool landed 16 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 30-26
Dorkness 5 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
Skool grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Skool clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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-Skool probes with a left to the ribs, but comes up empty.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Skool lashes out with a barrage of loud punches to the stomach. Dorkness 5 sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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+Skool tosses a flurry of commanding shots to the chest.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 backs up Skool with a series of punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 5 connects with a flurry of stinging combinations to the chest!
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-Skool throws a barrage of right shots to the chest, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 5 solidly lands a series of solid blows to the chest. Skool sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Dorkness 5 fires a series of combinations to the stomach, but misses completely.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 17 of 23 punches, and Feather Skool landed 13 of 22 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 40-35
Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Skool grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has cut above the right eye.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Skool clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Skool attacks with a left right to the stomach, but loses his balance.
-Skool throws a flurry of left shots to the chest, but Dorkness 5 stays away from it.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Skool attacks with a uppercut to the chest, but Dorkness 5 leaps aside.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 5 tags Skool with a jab to the stomach!!
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Skool jolts Dorkness 5 with a hook to the stomach!
-Skool attempts a barrage of punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Skool stuns Dorkness 5 with a cross to the ribs.
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+Skool lashes out with a pair of off balance combinations to the chest. Dorkness 5 beats a hasty retreat.
+Skool tosses a volley of nice combinations to the solar plexus!
+Dorkness 5 hits with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 5 lands a series of combinations to the stomach.
+Dorkness 5 backs up Skool with a pair of light combinations to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 22 of 33 punches, and Feather Skool landed 22 of 38 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 50-44
Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Skool is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Skool clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Skool hits with a flurry of wild blows to the ribs!!
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Skool tags Dorkness 5 with a flurry of light combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 5 fires a series of strong combinations to the stomach!!
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+Dorkness 5 jolts Skool with a volley of nasty combinations to the stomach.
Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
+ The fighters exchange punches to the nose.
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-Skool tries a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but to no avail.
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Dorkness 5 tries to attack, but Skool hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Skool probes with a volley of blows to the chest, but Dorkness 5 stays away from it.
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+Skool fires a flurry of nasty blows to the stomach.
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+Skool attacks with a barrage of powerful blows to the chest. Dorkness 5 grimaces in pain.
+Dorkness 5 hurts Skool with a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus. Skool ignores it.
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-Skool throws a flurry of right shots to the ribs, but Dorkness 5 narrowly avoids it
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+Skool lands a series of glancing punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 5 smashes Skool with a flurry of solid punches to the stomach!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 5 landed 21 of 30 punches, and Feather Skool landed 23 of 39 punches.
Army of Dorkness 5 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 is winning the fight 60-53
Dorkness 5 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has a bloody nose.
Skool is slowing down. He has cut above the right eye.
ROUND 7
Dorkness 5 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Skool is a raging bull!. (all-out)
-Dorkness 5 attacks with a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus, but comes up empty.
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+Skool tosses a volley of powerful combinations to the eye.
+Skool scores with Dorkness 5 with an illegal kidney punch! The audience is howling!
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+Skool pummels Dorkness 5 with a off balance right to the chin.
-Skool lunges with a flurry of shots to the face, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Skool fires a series of punches to the eye, but to no avail.
-Dorkness 5 attempts a volley of combinations to the stomach, but misses completely.
-Skool tries to land a volley of right hooks to the jaw, but fails to score.
+Skool pops Dorkness 5 with a powerful right to the head.
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+Dorkness 5 wallops Skool with a pair of solid shots to the stomach!
Dorkness 5 lands a mighty right blow to the head and Skool falls to the canvas!!
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Skool struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 5 hammers Skool with a series of stiff punches to the chest.
Dorkness 5 lands a cruel smash to the jaw and Skool is knocked down!!
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He's Out!
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 5 is obviously tired. He has gash below the right eye. He has a bloody nose.
Skool can't remember which corner is his. He has gash above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 5 10-8
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 5 10-9
Army of Dorkness 5 wins by a knockout!
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