Public Fight Report
(Strawweight) Straw Dork Boom I defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by knockout (KO) in round 12.Match Monday, September 23, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Straw Dork Boom I!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 90 pounds (41 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!
The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.
ROUND 1
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Boom I whacks Dorkness 1 with a bite to the ear! Boo! Boo!
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+Dorkness 1 strikes with a barrage of off balance combinations to the head.
Dorkness 1 lands a lightning left blow to the temple and Boom I is knocked down!!
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Boom I struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Boom I lands a flurry of combinations to the chin.
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+Dorkness 1 throws a pair of hard punches to the eye.
+Boom I backs up Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the head.
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+Boom I tags Dorkness 1 with a series of combinations to the mouth.
Boom I lands a ferocious uppercut and Dorkness 1 is lifted off his feet and onto his back!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Boom I rocks Dorkness 1 with a series of solid punches to the chin. Dorkness 1 ignores it.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a pair of combinations to the jaw!
+Dorkness 1 lands a pair of nice punches to the chin.
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+Dorkness 1 tags Boom I with a flurry of combinations to the head.
+Boom I scores with a wild right to the mouth!
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a barrage of combinations to the head.
-Boom I lashes out with a pair of punches to the eye, but Dorkness 1 quickly backs away.
+Boom I attacks with a pair of strong combinations to the eye.
Boom I lands a crashing uppercut and Dorkness 1 falls to the canvas!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Boom I solidly lands a pair of heavy combinations to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 1 fires Boom I with an illegal kidney punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Dorkness 1 fires a flurry of right combinations to the eye, but Boom I narrowly avoids it
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+Boom I slams Dorkness 1 with a series of off balance combinations to the mouth. Dorkness 1 retreats to the far corner.
+ The fighters swap punches to the face.
-Boom I lashes out with a straight right to the mouth, but Dorkness 1 beats a hasty retreat.
+Dorkness 1 hits with a pair of combinations to the chin.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom I landed 21 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 25 of 33 punches.
Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 10-9
Boom I doesn't even want to rest! He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 lands a pair of combinations to the stomach.
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+Boom I staggers Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the chest!
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of left combinations to the ribs, but Boom I deftly avoits it.
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-Boom I throws a pair of right combinations to the chest, but Dorkness 1 ducks just in time.
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+Boom I pokes Dorkness 1 with a head butt! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
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-Boom I attacks with a series of combinations to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 steps aside and laughs.
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+Boom I lands a mean jab to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 1 whacks Boom I with a pair of stiff punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 1 wallops Boom I with a volley of combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a volley of right punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom I landed 12 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 14 of 24 punches.
Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9
This fight is too close to call.
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 3
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 paws a barrage of combinations to the stomach, but flails uselessly.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of right punches to the solar plexus, but he's too slow.
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+Boom I throws a barrage of combinations to the stomach. Dorkness 1 hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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+Dorkness 1 stuns Boom I with a pair of light combinations to the chest.
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-Boom I throws a left left to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 covers himself well.
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+Boom I pokes Dorkness 1 with a stiff straight right to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 pounds Boom I with a series of painful punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom I landed 12 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 25 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Boom I remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.
ROUND 4
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Boom I pummels Dorkness 1 with a volley of powerful combinations to the chest. Dorkness 1 backpedals to his own corner.
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-Boom I lunges with a series of punches to the ribs, but misses.
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-Boom I fires a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 takes it in the forearms.
+Boom I smashes Dorkness 1 with a flurry of combinations to the solar plexus!
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-Boom I lunges with a volley of combinations to the chest, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a volley of punches to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a volley of punches to the ribs, but Boom I covers himself well.
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+Dorkness 1 annoys Boom I with a pair of stinging punches to the solar plexus.
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+Boom I pops Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the ribs.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a pair of combinations to the chest.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom I landed 12 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 25 punches.
This round was a 10-10 tie.
This fight is too close to call.
Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 5
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Boom I throws a barrage of punches to the chest. Dorkness 1 gets mad!
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-Boom I tries to land a right jab to the ribs, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 1 takes charge with a pair of stinging punches to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a pair of combinations to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 1 launches a series of right punches to the stomach, but Boom I steps aside.
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+Boom I scores with a series of commanding combinations to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 lashes out with a series of punches to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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-Boom I attempts a pair of right combinations to the chest, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Boom I hits with a wild jab to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 is hurt!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom I landed 17 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 13 of 22 punches.
Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 49-48
Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 1 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 6
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 backs up Boom I with a flurry of nice punches to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a flurry of right combinations to the chest, but Boom I narrowly avoids it
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-Boom I attempts a barrage of punches to the stomach, but to no avail.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a flurry of solid punches to the ribs. Boom I hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of right combinations to the stomach, but Boom I beats a hasty retreat.
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+Boom I throws a series of painful punches to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom I landed 11 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 24 punches.
Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 59-57
Boom I grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired.
ROUND 7
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a series of combinations to the solar plexus, but Boom I escapes.
-Dorkness 1 throws a barrage of right combinations to the chest, but Boom I backs out of it.
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-Boom I attempts a flurry of combinations to the chest, but to no avail.
+Boom I thumps Dorkness 1 with a flurry of strong combinations to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 covers up.
-Boom I throws a left roundhouse to the chest, but Dorkness 1 hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkness 1 whacks Boom I with a barrage of glancing combinations to the stomach.
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+Dorkness 1 connects with a pair of wild punches to the chest. Boom I gets mad!
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+Boom I hits with a solid right to the ribs. Dorkness 1 covers up.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom I landed 12 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 23 punches.
Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 69-66
Boom I is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired.
ROUND 8
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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-Boom I charges with a series of right punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 escapes.
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+Boom I throws a volley of nice combinations to the chest.
-Dorkness 1 lunges with a flurry of right combinations to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Boom I tags Dorkness 1 with a furious cross to the ribs. Dorkness 1 is hurt!
-Boom I fires a barrage of shots to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 ducks.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a barrage of left combinations to the stomach, but Boom I hides behind his gloves.
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+Dorkness 1 wakes up the fans with a volley of punches to the ribs.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom I landed 11 of 23 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 23 punches.
Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 79-75
Boom I is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 1 is obviously tired.
ROUND 9
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Boom I connects with a volley of strong punches to the ribs.
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+Boom I pokes Dorkness 1 with a combination to the chest.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a flurry of punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of combinations to the chest, but comes up empty.
-Dorkness 1 launches a right roundhouse to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 1 scores with a series of combinations to the ribs.
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-Boom I attempts a series of punches to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 leaps aside.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom I landed 11 of 25 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 25 punches.
Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 89-84
Boom I is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 1 is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 10
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Dorkness 1 clocks Boom I with a off balance straight right to the ribs.
-Dorkness 1 tries to land a flurry of right combinations to the ribs, but comes up empty.
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-Boom I launches a flurry of punches to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 escapes.
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-Dorkness 1 tries to land a pair of combinations to the solar plexus, but Boom I backs out of it.
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-Boom I probes with a right to the stomach, but only hits air.
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+Boom I lands a barrage of loud punches to the chest.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a glancing roundhouse to the solar plexus. Boom I retreats to the far corner.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom I landed 11 of 26 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 23 punches.
Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 99-93
Boom I is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 1 is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 11
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
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+Boom I scores with a series of combinations to the solar plexus.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a barrage of combinations to the ribs, but Boom I stays away from it.
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+Boom I staggers Dorkness 1 with a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 shakes his head to clear it.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of left blows to the ribs, but Boom I narrowly avoids it
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of right combinations to the solar plexus, but Boom I ducks just in time.
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-Boom I launches a sweeping right to the ribs, but Dorkness 1 ducks.
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+Dorkness 1 pummels Boom I with a volley of off balance combinations to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Straw Dork Boom I landed 11 of 24 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 25 punches.
Straw Dork Boom I won the round 10-9
Straw Dork Boom I is winning the fight 109-102
Boom I is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 1 is slowing down. He has swelling above the right eye.
ROUND 12
Boom I tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)
+Dorkness 1 tosses a series of vicious combinations to the jaw.
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+Dorkness 1 strikes with Boom I with an elbow! The referee sees it and takes a point away!
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+Dorkness 1 pummels Boom I with a series of nice combinations to the chin.
+Boom I clocks Dorkness 1 with a barrage of commanding punches to the mouth.
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+Boom I punches Dorkness 1 with a barrage of mean punches to the face.
Boom I lands a blood spattering uppercut and Dorkness 1 is knocked off his feet!!
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Dorkness 1 struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Dorkness 1 throws a jab to the jaw, but loses his balance.
-Dorkness 1 charges with a barrage of right combinations to the head, but goes wide.
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+Boom I hits Dorkness 1 with a flurry of furious combinations to the temple.
Boom I lands a resounding right cross to the jaw and Dorkness 1 falls senseless!!
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He's Out!
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Boom I is obviously tired. He has minor cut above the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a fractured nose.
Dorkness 1 collapses limply onto his stool. He has serious cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the right eye. He has a fractured nose.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 3: A 10-10 tie.
Round 4: A 10-10 tie.
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: A 10-10 tie.
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Roy Jones Jr had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 6: A 10-10 tie.
Round 7: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 8: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 9: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 10: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Round 11: Straw Dork Boom I 10-9
Straw Dork Boom I wins by a knockout!
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