Public Fight Report
(Flyweight) Army of Dorkness 2 defeated Fly Dork Boom II by technical knockout (TKO) in round 6.Match Monday, September 23, 2019In this corner, standing 4 feet and 6 inches (137 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 2!!
In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 112 pounds (51 kilograms) is Fly Dork Boom II!!
The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley.
ROUND 1
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fly Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Dorkness 2 pounds Fly Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of nice punches to the solar plexus. Fly Dork Boom Ii quickly recovers.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Fly Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 nails Fly Dork Boom Ii with a series of mean shots to the chest.
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+Fly Dork Boom Ii annoys Dorkness 2 with a loud hook to the ribs.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Fly Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 stuns Fly Dork Boom Ii with a series of loud shots to the chest.
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Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Fly Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Fly Dork Boom Ii shakes Dorkness 2 with a painful cross to the solar plexus!! Dorkness 2 doesn't seem bothered.
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Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Fly Dork Boom Ii attacks with a series of punches to the ribs, but falls short.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 20 of 24 punches, and Fly Dork Boom II landed 10 of 25 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 10-9
Dorkness 2 doesn't even want to rest!
Fly Dork Boom Ii doesn't even want to rest!
ROUND 2
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fly Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
-Fly Dork Boom Ii throws a pair of right shots to the ribs, but Dorkness 2 hides behind his gloves.
Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 fires a nasty hook to the chest.
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Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Fly Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 rocks Fly Dork Boom Ii with a barrage of punches to the stomach.
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-Fly Dork Boom Ii lashes out with a uppercut to the chest, but Dorkness 2 narrowly avoids it
+Dorkness 2 slams Fly Dork Boom Ii with a flurry of loud blows to the chest.
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+Fly Dork Boom Ii tosses a flurry of off balance shots to the chest.
Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Fly Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Fly Dork Boom Ii paws a flurry of left blows to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Fly Dork Boom Ii fires a furious cross to the chest.
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+Fly Dork Boom Ii tattoos Dorkness 2 with a uppercut to the stomach.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 19 of 26 punches, and Fly Dork Boom II landed 15 of 30 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 20-18
Dorkness 2 grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
Fly Dork Boom Ii grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.
ROUND 3
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fly Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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+Fly Dork Boom Ii connects with a flurry of blows to the chest.
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Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Fly Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 tosses a barrage of shots to the chest.
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Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Fly Dork Boom Ii lashes out with a barrage of shots to the ribs, but goes wide.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Fly Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
-Fly Dork Boom Ii attempts a volley of shots to the ribs, but Dorkness 2 quickly backs away.
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Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 hits with a flurry of quick punches to the solar plexus! Fly Dork Boom Ii grimaces in pain.
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Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Fly Dork Boom Ii catches Dorkness 2 with a series of heavy punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 2 lashes out with a series of light shots to the solar plexus!!
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 20 of 25 punches, and Fly Dork Boom II landed 12 of 33 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 30-27
Dorkness 2 is obviously tired.
Fly Dork Boom Ii is slowing down.
ROUND 4
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fly Dork Boom Ii clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Fly Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Fly Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Fly Dork Boom Ii probes with a series of shots to the solar plexus, but Dorkness 2 beats a hasty retreat.
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+Dorkness 2 takes charge with a series of stinging shots to the solar plexus.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Fly Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Fly Dork Boom Ii strikes with a barrage of hard shots to the solar plexus. Dorkness 2 retreats to the far corner.
-Fly Dork Boom Ii paws a series of left punches to the chest, but Dorkness 2 hides behind his gloves.
+Dorkness 2 whacks Fly Dork Boom Ii with a series of loud blows to the stomach. Fly Dork Boom Ii sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 16 of 24 punches, and Fly Dork Boom II landed 10 of 31 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-9
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 40-36
Dorkness 2 is slowing down.
Fly Dork Boom Ii looks exhausted.
ROUND 5
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fly Dork Boom Ii grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching)
Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 lands a flurry of stiff blows to the chest.
Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Fly Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Dorkness 2 hits with a flurry of blows to the stomach.
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Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Fly Dork Boom Ii pummels Dorkness 2 with a barrage of light blows to the stomach.
-Fly Dork Boom Ii launches a barrage of left shots to the stomach, but Dorkness 2 ducks just in time.
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Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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-Fly Dork Boom Ii fires a volley of punches to the ribs, but he's too slow.
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+Dorkness 2 whacks Fly Dork Boom Ii with a pair of blows to the stomach. Fly Dork Boom Ii doesn't seem bothered.
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+Dorkness 2 thumps Fly Dork Boom Ii with a volley of blows to the ribs.
+Fly Dork Boom Ii fires a flurry of shots to the stomach.
+Dorkness 2 attacks with a strong uppercut to the solar plexus.
Dorkness 2 lands a bone crushing left blow to the temple and Fly Dork Boom Ii falls senseless!!
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Fly Dork Boom Ii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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+Dorkness 2 solidly lands a flurry of loud punches to the ribs. Fly Dork Boom Ii doesn't seem bothered.
+Fly Dork Boom Ii fires a volley of shots to the solar plexus.
Fly Dork Boom Ii tries to attack, but Dorkness 2 hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Dorkness 2 tries to attack, but Fly Dork Boom Ii hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Dorkness 2 jars Fly Dork Boom Ii with a barrage of furious blows to the solar plexus.
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BELL
According to the commentator:
Army of Dorkness 2 landed 39 of 39 punches, and Fly Dork Boom II landed 11 of 42 punches.
Army of Dorkness 2 won the round 10-8
Army of Dorkness 2 is winning the fight 50-44
Dorkness 2 is slowing down.
Fly Dork Boom Ii can't remember which corner is his.
ROUND 6
Dorkness 2 clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Fly Dork Boom Ii throws everything he's got! (all-out)
+Dorkness 2 connects with a hook to the ribs!
Dorkness 2 lands a cruel left uppercut and Fly Dork Boom Ii staggers. He reaches for the ropes ... and misses -- Flop!!
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Fly Dork Boom Ii struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
+Dorkness 2 belts Fly Dork Boom Ii with a volley of commanding blows to the stomach. Dorkness 2 is hammering relentlessly! Fly Dork Boom Ii seems confused and glassy-eyed. The Referee stops the fight!
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a Knock Out!!
BELL
Dorkness 2 is slowing down. He has swelling above the left eye.
Fly Dork Boom Ii can't remember which corner is his. He has minor cut above the right eye. He has minor cut above the left eye.
Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-8
Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-8
George Foreman had the fight scored as follows:
Round 1: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 2: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 3: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 2 10-9
Round 5: Army of Dorkness 2 10-8
Army of Dorkness 2 wins by a technical knockout!
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