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Public Fight Report Match Saturday, September 21, 2019 In this corner, standing 9 feet and 1 inch (277 centimeters) tall weighing in at 999 pounds (453 kilograms) is Tha Next Big Thing!! In this corner, standing 8 feet(244 centimeters) tall weighing in at 646 pounds (293 kilograms) is Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt!! The referee for this bout will be Dalby Shirley. ROUND 1 Thing stays outside and uses his jab. Noodle grabs his opponent and pounds him. (clinching) ... ... ... ... +Noodle hits with a uppercut to the nose. Noodle lands a blood spattering right uppercut and Thing's legs turn to jelly -- down he goes!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT Thing struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. ... ... ... ... +Thing scores with a flurry of stinging punches to the nose. Thing lands a devestating blow to the head and Noodle is knocked off his feet!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX Noodle struggles to his feet and the fight goes on. +Noodle jolts Thing with a flurry of furious punches to the face. Noodle lands a tremendous cross to the jaw and Thing's mouth guard flies into the far corner -- he's down!! ONE TWO THREE FOUR FIVE SIX SEVEN EIGHT NINE TEN He's Out! Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a Knock Out!! BELL Thing grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. Noodle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down. He has swelling above the right eye. Limp "Noodle" Lardbutt wins by a knockout!