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(Super-Heavyweight) George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass defeated Minute Bowl by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Saturday, September 21, 2019

In this corner, standing 9 feet and 3 inches (282 centimeters) tall weighing in at 904 pounds (410 kilograms) is George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass!!

In this corner, standing 7 feet and 6 inches (229 centimeters) tall weighing in at 412 pounds (187 kilograms) is Minute Bowl!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Of The Jungle is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

-Of The Jungle attacks with a pair of right hooks to the eye, but misses completely.
-Minute fires a volley of right punches to the temple, but Of The Jungle blocks.
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-Of The Jungle tries a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
+Minute lands a flurry of loud punches to the stomach!!
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-Of The Jungle probes with a barrage of left roundhouses to the face, but Minute leaps aside.
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+Minute hits with a series of hard punches to the jaw! Of The Jungle backpedals to his own corner.
+Of The Jungle attacks with a barrage of uppercuts to the eye.
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-Minute throws a jab to the chin, but Of The Jungle ties him up.
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+Of The Jungle tags Minute with a stiff shot to the jaw.
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+Minute backs up Of The Jungle with a jab to the chest.
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-Minute probes with a punch to the face, but flails uselessly.
-Of The Jungle lunges with a pair of shots to the mouth, but misses.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 15 of 35 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 22 of 38 punches.

George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass won the round 10-9

George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 10-9


Of The Jungle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Minute doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Of The Jungle is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Of The Jungle fires a barrage of right blows to the eye, but Minute backs out of it.
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-Of The Jungle attempts a volley of left crosses to the chin, but Minute blocks.
+Of The Jungle hammers Minute with a pair of hooks to the jaw.
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+Minute hurts Of The Jungle with a series of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Minute nails Of The Jungle with a hard jab to the chest!!
+Minute rocks Of The Jungle with a flurry of powerful blows to the eye. Of The Jungle hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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-Minute lunges with a barrage of blows to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Of The Jungle lands a flurry of nice roundhouses to the face.
+Minute pokes Of The Jungle with a series of punches to the chin. Of The Jungle sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
-Minute fires a barrage of punches to the chin, but Of The Jungle escapes.
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-Minute fires a volley of right punches to the eye, but fails to score.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 18 of 34 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 22 of 34 punches.

George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass won the round 10-9

George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 20-18


Of The Jungle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Minute doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 3

Of The Jungle is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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-Of The Jungle lashes out with a pair of crosses to the nose, but he's too slow.
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+Of The Jungle lashes out with a flurry of furious punches to the head.
+Minute fires a flurry of painful punches to the chest.
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+Minute lands a pair of punches to the head.
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-Of The Jungle charges with a volley of left punches to the nose, but falls short.
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+Minute jars Of The Jungle with a series of loud shots to the temple.
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-Minute charges with a pair of punches to the temple, but Of The Jungle steps aside and laughs.
+Of The Jungle wallops Minute with a pair of off balance punches to the jaw.
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-Minute tries a barrage of punches to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Minute attacks with a series of punches to the eye, but Of The Jungle steps aside.
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+Of The Jungle clocks Minute with a pair of off balance blows to the jaw!
-Minute launches a barrage of left punches to the solar plexus, but misses.
+Of The Jungle tosses a series of vicious blows to the jaw.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 17 of 31 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 24 of 48 punches.

George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass won the round 10-9

George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 30-27


Of The Jungle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Minute remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 4

Of The Jungle is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Minute attacks with a barrage of glancing punches to the jaw.
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-Of The Jungle tries a volley of right roundhouses to the face, but is ineffective.
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+Of The Jungle hits with a volley of punches to the face. Minute sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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+Of The Jungle attacks with a right to the mouth.
Of The Jungle lands a vicious blow to the temple and Minute is knocked down!!

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Minute struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
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-Minute probes with a right hook to the chin, but Of The Jungle deftly avoits it.
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-Minute lunges with a pair of punches to the temple, but Of The Jungle covers himself well.
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+Of The Jungle hammers Minute with a barrage of quick roundhouses to the face.
+Minute nails Of The Jungle with a pair of punches to the mouth.
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+Of The Jungle jolts Minute with a volley of nasty uppercuts to the jaw.
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+Minute pounds Of The Jungle with a commanding shot to the solar plexus.
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-Minute paws a series of punches to the face, but Of The Jungle steps aside.
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-Minute paws a pair of punches to the face, but is ineffective.
+Minute annoys Of The Jungle with a volley of commanding punches to the nose.
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-Minute tries a pair of punches to the temple, but Of The Jungle ducks just in time.
+Of The Jungle catches Minute with a painful uppercut to the mouth.
+Minute scores with a volley of nice punches to the jaw.
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+ The fighters swap blows to the nose.
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+Minute connects with a pair of mean punches to the jaw. Of The Jungle beats a hasty retreat.
+Minute throws a volley of mean punches to the eye.
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-Of The Jungle throws a barrage of shots to the face, but Minute steps aside and laughs.

BELL

According to the commentator:

George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 18 of 30 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 27 of 63 punches.

George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass won the round 10-8

George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 40-35


Of The Jungle doesn't want to stop fighting!

Minute grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool. He has minor cut below the right eye.



ROUND 5

Of The Jungle is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Minute is backpedaling. (using the ring)

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+Of The Jungle hits with a barrage of stiff punches to the eye!
-Of The Jungle lashes out with a shot to the mouth, but misses.
-Minute tries a volley of punches to the mouth, but Of The Jungle ties him up.
+Minute smashes Of The Jungle with a series of punches to the jaw!!
-Of The Jungle throws a volley of punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Of The Jungle smacks Minute with a series of punches to the mouth!!
+Minute solidly lands a wild straight right to the temple.
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-Minute tries to land a volley of left punches to the face, but loses his balance.
+Of The Jungle attacks with a series of hard roundhouses to the mouth.
-Minute tries to land a series of right punches to the temple, but Of The Jungle deftly avoits it.
-Minute attempts a pair of left punches to the nose, but misses.
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-Minute probes with a jab to the mouth, but Of The Jungle takes it in the forearms.
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-Minute launches a flurry of punches to the chin, but Of The Jungle blocks.
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+Minute pops Of The Jungle with a volley of stinging punches to the head. Of The Jungle seems wobbly!
-Minute tries to land a barrage of right punches to the nose, but taps his opponent ineffectively.
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+Minute hits with a series of punches to the nose. Of The Jungle covers up.
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-Of The Jungle attacks with a volley of crosses to the face, but misses completely.
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+Of The Jungle lands a barrage of loud uppercuts to the head.
Of The Jungle lands a tremendous punch in the nose and Minute goes over backwards!!

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Minute struggles to his feet and the fight goes on.
-Minute throws a barrage of right punches to the chest, but fails to score.
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+Minute annoys Of The Jungle with a pair of punches to the eye.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass landed 19 of 33 punches, and Minute Bowl landed 28 of 63 punches.

George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass won the round 10-8

George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass is winning the fight 50-43


Of The Jungle doesn't even want to rest!

Minute is obviously tired. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose.



ROUND 6

Of The Jungle is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Minute is using the ring. (using the ring)

-Minute charges with a flurry of right punches to the mouth, but flails uselessly.
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-Minute paws a volley of punches to the temple, but Of The Jungle steps aside.
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+Of The Jungle connects with a volley of punches to the chin.
Of The Jungle lands a bone crushing blow to the head and Minute collapses!!

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He's Out!
George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Of The Jungle doesn't even want to rest!

Minute is slowing down. He has cut above the right eye. He has cut above the left eye. He has minor cut below the right eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a broken nose.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 2: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 3: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 4: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-8
Round 5: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-8


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 2: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 3: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 4: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-8
Round 5: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-8


Larry Holmes had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 2: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 3: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-9
Round 4: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-8
Round 5: George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass 10-8

George "Of The Jungle" Waffleass wins by a knockout!