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(Middleweight) Middle Dork Boom II defeated Lord of Hyrule by knockout (KO) in round 6.

Match Friday, September 20, 2019

In this corner, standing 5 feet(152 centimeters) tall weighing in at 160 pounds (73 kilograms) is Middle Dork Boom II!!

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 6 inches (168 centimeters) tall weighing in at 156 pounds (71 kilograms) is Lord of Hyrule!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Middle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hyrule clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Hyrule whacks Middle with a straight right to the mouth.
Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hyrule pounds Middle with a pair of punches to the temple.
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+Hyrule hurts Middle with a series of blows to the temple.
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Hyrule tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Hyrule tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hyrule tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle staggers Hyrule with a series of shots to the stomach.
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Hyrule tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Middle lands a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Middle attacks with a series of powerful blows to the chest. Hyrule hangs on until the referee breaks them up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Middle Dork Boom II landed 17 of 25 punches, and Lord of Hyrule landed 24 of 25 punches.

Middle Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Middle Dork Boom II is winning the fight 10-9


Middle doesn't even want to rest!

Hyrule doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 2

Middle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hyrule clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

+Middle tosses a pair of blows to the stomach.
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+Middle hits with a flurry of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Hyrule belts Middle with a series of heavy shots to the solar plexus!!
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+Middle hammers Hyrule with a volley of furious punches to the ribs. Hyrule sneers "Is that the best you can do?"
Hyrule tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hyrule hits with a flurry of powerful blows to the solar plexus.
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Hyrule tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hyrule tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle hits with a pair of glancing punches to the solar plexus. Hyrule is hurt!
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Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hyrule annoys Middle with a flurry of nice shots to the ribs. Middle falls against the ropes!
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Middle Dork Boom II landed 21 of 25 punches, and Lord of Hyrule landed 25 of 25 punches.

Middle Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Middle Dork Boom II is winning the fight 20-18


Middle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Hyrule grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.



ROUND 3

Middle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hyrule clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Middle belts Hyrule with a series of light blows to the ribs.
+ The fighters exchange blows to the nose.
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Hyrule tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle lands a volley of nice blows to the ribs. Hyrule gets mad!
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+Hyrule lashes out with a flurry of shots to the chest.
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Hyrule tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Hyrule clocks Middle with a strong hook to the solar plexus.
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Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hyrule tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Hyrule solidly lands a pair of shots to the solar plexus.
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+Hyrule grazes Middle with a flurry of blows to the chest. Middle retreats to the far corner.
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+Middle drills Hyrule with a flurry of blows to the solar plexus.
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Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Middle lands a barrage of vicious punches to the stomach.
Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Middle Dork Boom II landed 20 of 25 punches, and Lord of Hyrule landed 21 of 25 punches.

Middle Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Middle Dork Boom II is winning the fight 30-27


Middle remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Hyrule is obviously tired.



ROUND 4

Middle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hyrule clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Hyrule smacks Middle with a barrage of painful shots to the chest.
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+Hyrule smacks Middle with a volley of blows to the ribs.
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+Hyrule hits with a barrage of painful shots to the chest.
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Hyrule tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle takes charge with a volley of punches to the solar plexus!
Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle hits with a volley of stiff blows to the stomach. Hyrule asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Middle attacks with a volley of blows to the solar plexus. Hyrule laughs!
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Hyrule tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Middle pounds Hyrule with a pair of glancing punches to the stomach.
+Hyrule belts Middle with a flurry of stiff shots to the chest. Middle sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Middle hits with a barrage of vicious blows to the solar plexus.
+ The fighters trade punches to the jaw.
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Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Middle hits with a volley of blows to the chest. Hyrule backpedals to his own corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Middle Dork Boom II landed 27 of 29 punches, and Lord of Hyrule landed 20 of 23 punches.

Middle Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Middle Dork Boom II is winning the fight 40-36


Middle grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Hyrule looks exhausted.



ROUND 5

Middle clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)
Hyrule clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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-Hyrule lashes out with a volley of blows to the chest, but Middle covers himself well.
+Middle jars Hyrule with a uppercut to the ribs!!
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+Middle punches Hyrule with a volley of nice blows to the solar plexus!!
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+Hyrule hammers Middle with a uppercut to the ribs.
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Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
Hyrule tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
+Middle tosses a series of wild blows to the ribs. Hyrule sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Hyrule tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.

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Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
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Middle tries to attack, but Hyrule hangs on until the referee separates them.
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+Middle rocks Hyrule with a flurry of stinging shots to the chest.
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+Hyrule attacks with a flurry of commanding blows to the chest.
+Hyrule rocks Middle with a flurry of heavy shots to the ribs. Middle gets mad!
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+Middle hits with a pair of quick punches to the stomach.
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+Middle nails Hyrule with a series of commanding punches to the solar plexus.
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Hyrule tries to attack, but Middle hangs on until the referee separates them.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Middle Dork Boom II landed 29 of 29 punches, and Lord of Hyrule landed 22 of 32 punches.

Middle Dork Boom II won the round 10-9

Middle Dork Boom II is winning the fight 50-45


Middle is obviously tired.

Hyrule collapses limply onto his stool. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody mouth.



ROUND 6

Middle is a raging bull!. (all-out)
Hyrule clinches when his opponent closes. (clinching)

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+Middle lands a volley of stiff blows to the face! Hyrule sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
Middle lands a slow motion blow to the head and Hyrule is flattened!!

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He's Out!
Middle Dork Boom II wins by a Knock Out!!

BELL
Middle looks exhausted. He has swelling above the left eye.

Hyrule can't remember which corner is his. He has gash below the right eye. He has cut below the left eye. He has swelling above the left eye. He has a bloody nose. He has a bloody mouth.






Judge Guimond had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 3: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 4: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9


Judge Leinbach had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Lord of Hyrule 10-9
Round 2: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 3: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 4: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9


Bobby Czyz had the fight scored as follows:

Round 1: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 2: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 3: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 4: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9
Round 5: Middle Dork Boom II 10-9

Middle Dork Boom II wins by a knockout!