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(Strawweight) Sugar Ray Cahn defeated Army of Dorkness 1 by unanimous decision: 116-112, 116-112, 116-112.

Match Monday, September 16, 2019

In this corner, standing 5 feet and 10 inches (178 centimeters) tall weighing in at 106 pounds (48 kilograms) is Sugar Ray Cahn!!

In this corner, standing 4 feet and 5 inches (135 centimeters) tall weighing in at 89 pounds (40 kilograms) is Army of Dorkness 1!!

The referee for this bout will be Jay Nady.

ROUND 1

Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 1 fires a jab to the eye, but Sugar leaps aside.
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+Sugar pokes Dorkness 1 with a flurry of blows to the mouth.
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+Sugar hits with a series of loud punches to the chin. Dorkness 1 doesn't seem bothered.
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+Sugar fires a volley of punches to the head!
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+Sugar hits with a pair of loud punches to the mouth.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a right jab to the nose, but goes wide.
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+Dorkness 1 solidly lands Sugar with an illegal rabbit punch! The referee sees it and issues a warning!
-Dorkness 1 attempts a volley of combinations to the jaw, but Sugar takes it in the forearms.
+Dorkness 1 thumps Sugar with a pair of powerful combinations to the chin.
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+Sugar fires a series of combinations to the nose. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
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+Sugar suprises Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the head.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a flurry of left punches to the face, but flails uselessly.
+Sugar solidly lands a pair of punches to the head. Dorkness 1 sneers "My grandmother can hit harder than that!"
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sugar Ray Cahn landed 31 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 10 of 32 punches.

Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9

Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 10-9


Sugar doesn't want to stop fighting!

Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 2

Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Sugar fires a series of punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a left straight right to the stomach, but Sugar deftly avoits it.
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-Sugar attempts a volley of left punches to the ribs, but flails uselessly.
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+Dorkness 1 hits with a pair of painful combinations to the ribs!
-Dorkness 1 paws a barrage of combinations to the stomach, but misses completely.
+Sugar tattoos Dorkness 1 with a pair of painful punches to the solar plexus.
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+Sugar hits with a volley of nasty punches to the solar plexus!
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of right punches to the chest, but goes wide.
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+Sugar lashes out with a flurry of glancing combinations to the ribs!!
-Dorkness 1 lunges with a series of combinations to the ribs, but Sugar backs out of it.
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+Sugar thumps Dorkness 1 with a painful sweeping right to the solar plexus.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Sugar Ray Cahn landed 29 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 7 of 24 punches.

Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9

Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 20-18


Sugar doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 1 doesn't want to stop fighting!



ROUND 3

Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 1 probes with a left jab to the chest, but Sugar ducks just in time.
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+Sugar takes charge with a pair of wild punches to the chest.
-Dorkness 1 paws a series of combinations to the ribs, but Sugar deftly avoits it.
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+Sugar whacks Dorkness 1 with a series of commanding punches to the chest.
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+Sugar hits with a pair of punches to the ribs.
-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of combinations to the stomach, but Sugar leaps aside.
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+Sugar backs up Dorkness 1 with a wild cross to the solar plexus!
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-Sugar attempts a jab to the solar plexus, but fails to score.
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+Sugar pummels Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 thumps Sugar with a volley of blows to the ribs. Sugar shakes his head to clear it.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sugar Ray Cahn landed 30 of 32 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 28 punches.

Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9

Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 30-27


Sugar doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 4

Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Dorkness 1 strikes with a pair of hard blows to the ribs!!
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+Sugar annoys Dorkness 1 with a pair of powerful punches to the stomach.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a series of right combinations to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a volley of punches to the ribs, but is ineffective.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a series of combinations to the stomach, but is ineffective.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sugar Ray Cahn landed 8 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 26 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 39-37


Sugar doesn't even want to rest!

Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 5

Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Sugar tries a right jab to the stomach, but Dorkness 1 ducks just in time.
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-Dorkness 1 throws a volley of punches to the ribs, but Sugar blocks.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a series of combinations to the solar plexus, but Sugar stays away from it.
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+Sugar smacks Dorkness 1 with a pair of strong punches to the chest.
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+Sugar drills Dorkness 1 with a series of punches to the chest.
-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of right combinations to the solar plexus, but Sugar quickly backs away.
+Sugar annoys Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the chest! Dorkness 1 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
+Sugar tags Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the solar plexus.
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+Dorkness 1 strikes with a jab to the ribs! Sugar covers up.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sugar Ray Cahn landed 27 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 25 punches.

Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9

Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 49-46


Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 6

Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 1 attempts a pair of right punches to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 1 tries a series of punches to the stomach, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 1 tosses a series of stiff combinations to the chest.
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+Sugar attacks with a vicious jab to the face. Dorkness 1 laughs!
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-Dorkness 1 tries a volley of right punches to the ribs, but goes wide.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a volley of left punches to the solar plexus, but Sugar ducks just in time.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sugar Ray Cahn landed 7 of 7 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 7 of 24 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 58-56


Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 7

Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Sugar pummels Dorkness 1 with a flurry of off balance punches to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 falls against the ropes!
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-Dorkness 1 paws a barrage of combinations to the solar plexus, but goes wide.
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+Sugar suprises Dorkness 1 with a roundhouse to the ribs! Dorkness 1 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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+Sugar hits Dorkness 1 with a left to the solar plexus. Dorkness 1 backpedals to his own corner.
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+Dorkness 1 slams Sugar with a pair of punches to the solar plexus.
-Dorkness 1 tries to land a right jab to the stomach, but Sugar beats a hasty retreat.
-Dorkness 1 throws a flurry of left punches to the stomach, but Sugar ducks.
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+Sugar clocks Dorkness 1 with a glancing uppercut to the ribs.
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+Sugar thumps Dorkness 1 with a pair of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sugar Ray Cahn landed 27 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 25 punches.

Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9

Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 68-65


Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 8

Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 1 throws a series of right combinations to the stomach, but only hits air.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a volley of left combinations to the chest, but comes up empty.
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+Sugar pokes Dorkness 1 with a flurry of punches to the face. Dorkness 1 retreats to the far corner.
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-Dorkness 1 launches a flurry of right combinations to the chest, but only hits air.
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+Dorkness 1 clocks Sugar with a barrage of punches to the chest.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sugar Ray Cahn landed 7 of 8 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 7 of 23 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 77-75


Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 1 doesn't even want to rest!



ROUND 9

Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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+Sugar attacks with a series of commanding punches to the head.
-Sugar throws a volley of combinations to the jaw, but to no avail.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a series of right combinations to the ribs, but falls short.
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+Sugar hits with a barrage of painful punches to the mouth.
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+Dorkness 1 belts Sugar with a barrage of wild punches to the chest.
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+Sugar drills Dorkness 1 with a pair of powerful punches to the eye!
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+Sugar suprises Dorkness 1 with a nasty cross to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 1 charges with a volley of punches to the stomach, but Sugar leaps aside.
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+Sugar belts Dorkness 1 with a volley of off balance punches to the eye.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a left to the ribs, but fails to score.
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a series of punches to the ribs, but only hits air.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sugar Ray Cahn landed 26 of 30 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 8 of 25 punches.

Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9

Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 87-84


Sugar remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.

Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 10

Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Sugar nails Dorkness 1 with a flurry of furious combinations to the face!
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+Sugar pounds Dorkness 1 with a barrage of punches to the nose. Dorkness 1 asks for time to wipe off the blood.
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-Sugar lashes out with a pair of right punches to the chin, but comes up empty.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a jab to the solar plexus, but only hits air.
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+Sugar hits with a barrage of punches to the jaw.
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-Dorkness 1 fires a volley of punches to the solar plexus, but Sugar ties him up.
+Sugar tags Dorkness 1 with a series of commanding punches to the mouth!
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-Dorkness 1 launches a series of combinations to the ribs, but Sugar ties him up.

BELL

According to the commentator:

Sugar Ray Cahn landed 26 of 31 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 26 punches.

Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9

Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 97-93


Sugar grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 11

Sugar is using the ring. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

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-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of left combinations to the solar plexus, but Sugar stays away from it.
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+Sugar backs up Dorkness 1 with a pair of nasty punches to the chin.
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-Dorkness 1 paws a flurry of combinations to the chest, but Sugar stays away from it.
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-Sugar charges with a flurry of punches to the head, but Dorkness 1 ties him up.
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+Dorkness 1 lands a flurry of stiff combinations to the solar plexus.
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+Sugar smashes Dorkness 1 with a pair of vicious combinations to the face.
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+Sugar connects with a series of furious punches to the eye. Dorkness 1 gets mad!
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+Sugar shakes Dorkness 1 with a volley of punches to the nose. Dorkness 1 retreats to the far corner.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sugar Ray Cahn landed 25 of 33 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 9 of 24 punches.

Sugar Ray Cahn won the round 10-9

Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 107-102


Sugar grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.



ROUND 12

Sugar is backpedaling. (using the ring)
Dorkness 1 tries to cut off the ring. (cutting off the ring)

+Sugar shakes Dorkness 1 with a volley of quick punches to the stomach. Dorkness 1 sneers "My little sister can hit harder than you!"
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-Dorkness 1 lunges with a flurry of right combinations to the face, but falls short.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a barrage of right punches to the jaw, but Sugar steps aside and laughs.
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-Dorkness 1 probes with a series of combinations to the mouth, but misses completely.
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+Dorkness 1 smashes Sugar with a low blow! This is terrible!
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-Dorkness 1 paws a barrage of right combinations to the head, but misses.
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-Dorkness 1 attempts a flurry of combinations to the temple, but fails to score.
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+Dorkness 1 attacks with a powerful cross to the nose.
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BELL

According to the commentator:

Sugar Ray Cahn landed 9 of 9 punches, and Army of Dorkness 1 landed 11 of 41 punches.

Army of Dorkness 1 won the round 10-9

Sugar Ray Cahn is winning the fight 116-112


Sugar grabs a water bottle and rests on his stool.

Dorkness 1 remains standing while the trainer wipes him down.




The judges decisions are:


Judge Guimond scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 2: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 3: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 10: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 11: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9

Total Score: Sugar Ray Cahn 116-112


Judge Leinbach scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 2: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 3: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 10: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 11: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9

Total Score: Sugar Ray Cahn 116-112


Bobby Czyz scores the fight as follows:

Round 1: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 2: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 3: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 4: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 5: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 6: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 7: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 8: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9
Round 9: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 10: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 11: Sugar Ray Cahn 10-9
Round 12: Army of Dorkness 1 10-9

Total Score: Sugar Ray Cahn 116-112

Sugar Ray Cahn wins by decision!